If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?

by Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck's timelessly witty look at the hidden side of married life Ever since she was a child, Erma Bombeck has been an expert worrier, and married life has only honed that skill. She gets anxious about running out of ball bearings; about snakes sneaking in through the pipes; about making meaningful conversation on New Year's Eve. Married life, she realizes, is an unpredictable saga even when you know exactly how loud your husband snores every night - and she wouldn't have it any other show more way. In this crisp collection of essays, Bombeck shows off the irresistible style that made her one of America's favorite humorists for more than three decades. When she sharpens her wit, no family member is sacred and no self-help fad is safe. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Erma Bombeck including rare images and never-before-seen documents from the author's estate. show less

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After ignoring Erma Bombeck my whole life (couldn't relate to a white, middle-class suburban mom), I finally tried this one. Now that I've raised kids, her humor felt familiar and had me smiling, chuckling, and sometimes laughing out loud. She's funnier than I expected. Her every-day humor is a nice break from my usual depressing fare.

This library book is a four-book collection, so I'm now on to the next.

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I first heard of Erma Bombeck when I was 13. My mom had gone to the doctor and came home with the news she was pregnant. I was the baby up until then so you can imagine her shock. My dad, being funny, brought home a pillow that said, " It's A Crying Shame," and a book by Erma Bombeck. That book was If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I doing In The Pits? My dad got hit by the pillow but the book cheered my mom up.
When I saw this book on Net Galley I had to get it. But, I admit, that I was wondering if a book that my mom related to in the 70's is a book that would be relevant now. The answer to that is both yes and no. Family, motherhood, children, marriage changes all the time, yet in many ways stay the same. However there are some show more things in it that are dated. I did not think it took away from enjoying the book and relating to it. Actually I think it presents a funny slice of life from time gone by. Erma Bombeck was funny in the 70's and she is funny today. Her advice in the last part of the book was both touching and relevant. Erma had a gift and she shared it.
I loved this book. From start to finish it was fun reading. If Life Is a Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits tickled my funny bone and touched my heart. The new version for the kindle contains an added part. A Biography of Erma Bombeck. I enjoyed reading about her. She wrote from the heart. There are photographs included of Mrs Bombeck and her family. They look very nice on the Kindle. What a beautiful bride she was. I recommend this book and am very happy to see it released in ebook form
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My mother recommended this book to me and I'm so glad that I listened to her. I have never laughed harder while reading in my life. I'm sure to some passersby I looked absolutely ridiculous. Erma Bombeck is not afraid to tell life like it is when your a housewife who is responsible for everyone. Her wit and humor are unmatched in my opinion. I just loved it.
Daily life is insane…it’s almost as if your spouse, your children, your parents, in short everyone is conspiring to drive you mad. Often you feel like pulling at your hair, throwing things at someone’s head or just screaming at the top of your lungs. And then, some more. Well, you could do that or simply pick up Erma Bombeck’s If Life is a bowl of cherries- what am I doing in the pits?
In this book Erma Bombeck delivers the ultimate laugh-it-out pill manufactured out of the seemingly innocuous everyday irritants that lace our lives – a snoring spouse, the “super vision, super-hearing” mother, the sorry-i-am-late syndrome….Remember the nail versus bare wall debate that takes places in your house every time you want to put show more up a painting or a hook? The Frustration you experience as a working mom trying to get your kids to co-operate? The identity crisis that threatens to overwhelm you when you decide you’ve had enough of cleaning pots and dirty underwear? The horror you feel when your mom, sitting in the front seat of the car tells you to stop making faces at your baby brother, without turning her head? You will find all that and much more in this 255 page book.
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Good for a giggle, a laugh, or a chuckle. If you're into life's grand comedy with people, you'll enjoy this book a lot.
Some classic wit from this book. Even reading it today it holds up well. There are also wonderful stories about children growing up and when kids tell you they don't love the parents.
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I've read this book at least once every decade of my life since High School. It's still as funny today as it was the first time I read it back in High School and it almost got me thrown out of the Library for laughing so loud.

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Known for her realistic, humorous books, Erma Harris Bombeck wrote about ordinary, everyday events and problems. As a dedicated mother, she used her experiences raising children as a rich and vital source of her material. Her sense of humor and her appreciation for life made her successful in print, radio, and TV. Bombeck was born in 1927. In show more 1949, she began her career as a reporter for the Journal Herald in Dayton, Ohio. From 1975 to 1986, Bombeck appeared as a biweekly commentator on the Good Morning America television show. Bombeck's book titles give an indication of her style of humor: A Marriage Made in Heaven, or Too Tired for an Affair; I Lost Everything in the Postnatal Depression; and If Life is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits? Her book, When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home was a bestseller. Bombeck was repeatedly named one of the 25 Most Influential Women in America by the World Almanac. Her books were frequently on nonfiction bestseller lists. Bombeck died after surgery in April 1996. She and her husband Bill Bombeck had been married for 47 years and had three children. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

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If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?
Original publication date
1978
Dedication
For my editor, Gladys Carr, who has the courage to laugh only when it's funny.

To my agent, Aaron Priest, who gives 100 percent, but takes only 10 percent.

For my Mom and Dad, (Albert and Erma Harris), who tell ... (show all)everyone their daughter is a successful dental assistant.
First words
I've always worried a lot and frankly I'm good at it.
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)Things are looking up.
Original language
English

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818.54Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican miscellaneous writings in English20th Century1945-1999
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PS3552 .O59 .I34Language and LiteratureAmerican literatureAmerican literatureIndividual authors1961-
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