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Tim Allen (1) (1953–)

Author of Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man

For other authors named Tim Allen, see the disambiguation page.

6+ Works 1,488 Members 13 Reviews

Works by Tim Allen

Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man (1994) 930 copies, 8 reviews
I'm Not Really Here (1996) 496 copies, 5 reviews
For Richer or Poorer (1998) — Actor — 40 copies
Crazy on the Outside [2010 film] (2010) — Director — 18 copies

Associated Works

Toy Story [1995 film] (1995) — Actor — 1,252 copies, 13 reviews
Toy Story 3 [2010 film] (2010) — Actor — 1,004 copies, 9 reviews
Toy Story 2 [1999 film] (1999) — Actor — 1,002 copies, 8 reviews
Galaxy Quest [1999 film] (1999) — Actor — 844 copies, 11 reviews
The Santa Clause [1994 film] (1994) — Actor — 478 copies, 4 reviews
The Santa Clause 2 [2002 film] (2002) — Actor — 399 copies, 2 reviews
Toy Story 4 [2019 film] (2019) — Actor — 314 copies, 4 reviews
Wild Hogs [2007 film] (2007) — Actor — 284 copies, 2 reviews
Christmas with the Kranks [2004 film] (2004) — Actor — 268 copies, 2 reviews
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause [2006 film] (2006) — Actor — 267 copies, 2 reviews
I Killed: True Stories of the Road from America's Top Comics (2006) — Contributor — 146 copies, 3 reviews
The Santa Clause 3-Movie Collection (2012) — Actor — 122 copies
The Shaggy Dog [2006 film] (2006) 112 copies
Fired! Tales of the Canned, Canceled, Downsized, and Dismissed (2006) — Contributor — 96 copies, 6 reviews
Zoom [2006 film] (2007) 92 copies, 2 reviews
Toy Story of Terror [2013 TV special] (2013) — Actor — 85 copies
Toy Story That Time Forgot [2014 TV special] (2014) — Actor — 72 copies
Jungle 2 Jungle [1997 film] (1997) — Actor — 68 copies
Big Trouble [2002 film] (2001) — Actor — 67 copies
Joe Somebody [2002 film] (2002) 53 copies
Home Improvement: The Complete Second Season (1992) — Actor — 41 copies
Chimpanzee [2012 film] (2012) — Narrator, some editions — 37 copies
Home Improvement: The Complete Third Season (1993) — Actor — 35 copies
Home Improvement: The Complete First Season (1991) — Actor — 32 copies
Home Improvement: The Complete Fourth Season (1994) — Actor — 28 copies
Home Improvement: The Complete Fifth Season (1995) — Actor — 26 copies
Home Improvement: The Complete Sixth Season (1996) — Actor — 22 copies
Home Improvement: The Complete Eighth Season (1998) — Actor — 21 copies
Home Improvement: The Complete Seventh Season (1997) — Actor — 20 copies
Last Man Standing: The Complete First Season (2014) — Actor — 15 copies, 1 review
Home Improvement: The Complete Series (1991) — Actor — 11 copies
LAST MAN STANDING: THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON (2014) — Actor — 10 copies
Last Man Standing Season 2 (2014) — Actor — 9 copies
Penguins [2012 film] (2012) — Narrator — 5 copies
Disney•Pixar Ultimate Collection (1995) — Actor — 4 copies
Playboy Magazine ~ October 1994 (Jennifer Lavoie) (1994) — Contributor — 4 copies
Disney Dreamlight Valley [2022 video game] (2022) — Voice — 4 copies
The Pixar Story [2007 film] (2007) — Self — 3 copies

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Common Knowledge

Legal name
Dick, Timothy Allen
Birthdate
1953-06-13
Gender
male
Education
Western Michigan University
Occupations
actor
comedian
Awards and honors
Saturn Award (1999, Best Actor)
Golden Globe (1995)
Nationality
USA
Places of residence
Denver, Colorado, USA
Associated Place (for map)
Colorado, USA

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Reviews

14 reviews
Was an interesting read. It seems that Tim Allen has taken his Tim the Tool Man persona and expanded it into book format. That being said some of it translates very well into this format while other parts fall flat or seem stilted. Again was a fun read over all. He's broken it down into chapters where he discusses themes. From his point of view on men and tools, imagine that, to women and men relationships. The final chapter is his take on fatherhood where he seems to put the comedian aside show more for a bit and explains how his being a father is changing his life and thinking. show less
I approached Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man feeling like I was too far removed from the time when it would be most impactful. Home Improvement has been off the air for over ten years now, and though it was a personal favorite while growing up, I admit I haven't really followed Tim Allen's career since. And so I came nostalgically, wistfully, to this book, and while it will blow minds or change outlooks, it is still an amusing and entertaining read.

Allen's book can best be described as show more a series of memoirs combined with a stand-up comedy routine. Broken down into small sections within the already-short chapters, Allen goes through what he deems the most important elements of his conception of manhood. Over the course of the stories, he interjects jokes, punchlines, and nuggets of wisdom and makes his purpose--and his setups--perfectly clear.

Allen is as his best when he is self-deprecating, as evidenced by a spectacular opening chapter in which he bemoans his real last name--which also happens to be a slang term for male genitalia. Throughout this chapter, and the entire book, Allen takes on the persona of the reluctant expert, the guy who is expected to hold court but, really, is just like you and me. It's an endearing approach, and one that makes you interested to know what such an everyman has to say.

At times, the book just doesn't work because it's trying a bit too hard. Certain sections, and even entire chapters, feel like they're simply rehashed versions of his comedic routines, or at least proving grounds for new material. And though his work possesses the currently en vogue raunchiness with a heart of gold, sometimes that heart comes off feeling a little more forced than he would like. Perhaps it's because, 15 years removed from its original publication, he and the wife he speaks of have gotten divorced, but it does feel a bit strained when the goal, it would seem, is to be relaxed and steady.

In a book where flow and amusement are far more significant goals than profundity, it feels a bit silly to be critiquing it so seriously. I mean, look at the title: it's called Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man, for crying out loud. It is, as is most of Tim Allen's work, intended to make you laugh, and for the most part it does that job well. Shockingly, after a decade and a half, much of the material still feels fresh, lively, and amusing. It seems hard to expect--or ask for--much more than that.
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There's no doubt that this book is of its time and has not aged well. The vast majority of the book is about the differences between men and women, and while not overtly misogynistic (beyond the blanket stereotyping), it does become somewhat tiresome. Its 200 pages of the same joke, and I wished it had either been more of a memoir or at least had more varied topics for its humor.
The ultimate Guy's Bible! I believe it to be only chapter one because Tim did not get to all of the topics that concern men. He hits pretty close to home with how men feel and think with this book. He also delivers it with his usuall He-man humor. Can you grunt like a guy?

He gives a wonderful perspective of what men think about Women, and not necessarily about women themselves. He gives good pointers to have guys avoid the pitfalls of life. And most importantly, he gives pretty adequet show more feelings about men's emotions during all of the challenges men go through with themselves, peers and of course the opposite sex.

Many of his observations are pretty keen. The one area where he got it wrong however, is that he generalizes all women. He obviously has not met my wife. I say this because I believe that I married the coolest chick on earth. She is not into sports but she will sit there and keep me company with a beer in her hands. Very unlike the women Tim describes.
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