Take a picture of a calm bayou. People fishing, singing, drinking and loving. Then add to this mix a horny critter, hornier humans, the critter’s VERY pregnant and crabby mate, a meth cook of the slimiest order and a bait shop. This is Fort St Jesus (aka Alcide, LA).

The critter who ends up being named Gaston (do NOT ask!) needs to find his lady love in a hurry. She needs him to help her deliver the many, many baby critters inside her. (Did I mention they talk?) He’s on his way, but in typical male fashion (sorry, guys) he gets distracted by food – particularly “smart things” – they seem to taste best. That would be -- US.

Deputy Lexie Smith is on duty but she’d rather be loving on Cam DeSalle, bait shop owner and all around nice guy. Cam would rather she was as well. His best friend Troy is in love with the sex-toy, Mary Kay saleslady and the local Catholic Church is led by Father Mike and Sister Joanie, both of Fort St. Jesus originally and determined to make it work – one religion or another.

I have a tendency to pick books with great titles and, when Fort St. Jesus Bait and Tackle came up; how could I resist? So glad I didn’t because I think this is the start of a long relationship! ( )