Pirates Don't Change Diapers

by Melinda Long, David Shannon (Illustrator)

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Braid Beard and his pirate crew return to retrieve the treasure they buried in Jeremy Jacob's backyard, but first they must help calm his baby sister, Bonney Anne, whom they awoke from her nap.

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A really cute and funny story about Jeremy Jacobs who is asked by his mom to watch his baby sister while she goes out. Right when his mother leaves, his pirate friends show up requesting the treasure map so they can find the treasure in his backyard. Before they can get to the treasure, his baby sister wakes up and Jeremy and the pirates have to change her diaper and put her back to sleep. Just as they think they have Jeremy's sister fast asleep, they find the map is missing and that the sister ate part of the map. Fortunately Jeremy is able to save the day and get a birthday present for his mom's birthday out of the treasure hunting. I really enjoyed the pirate language and the humor of the "manly" pirates trying to take care of a show more baby. It was a silly story filled with adventure and fantastic illustrations of the pirates. The chorus of Braided Beard's pirates also added to the humor. Plus some of the vocabulary would be good to discuss with little ones like mutineer, jig or caterwauled. show less
The art in this book is engaging and brilliant! A little boy named Jeremy was babysitting while his mother stepped away and his father took a nap, When out of no where Captain Braid Beard and his crew rang his door bell looking for their treasure.All of their loud chattering and chanting wakes up their baby sister. Jeremy asks the pirates to help him babysit to keep the baby happy so she doesn't cry. Things get interesting as the pirates learn to change diapers, feed, and rock a baby.
This is a follow up book to How I Became a Pirate and is equally charming, fun, and well...very pirate-y. With easy to read text, lots of pirate talk, and detailed yet outrageously funny illustrations this book is a sure fire charmer! In Pirates Don't Change Diapers we rejoin Jeremy Jacob who is trying to figure out what to get his mother for her birthday with his 27 cents when there is a sudden knock at the door. With his mother gone out for milk and his father napping (along with his baby sister Bonney Anne) he's surprised, but delighted to see none other than Braid Beard and His Crew. They need to replace their figurehead, so naturally they need Jeremy's help in digging up their treasure (buried in the first book). Unfortunately all show more their pirate antics (mostly yelling out pirate-y things like TREASURE) wake Jeremy's baby sister. With young Bonney Anne awake and bawling her brains out, the pirates must help young Jeremy placate her before he can help them find their treasure. Naturally, pirates are not natural babysitters (NO SITTING ON BABIES, they declare), but sitters they become none-the-less. The read is worth it alone for the pictures of pirates trying to change diapers, the wee Bonney Anne's pirate kerchief improvised diaper, the strained spinach, and the cat...that poor cat (check out the diaper scene picture closely, there is a lot to enjoy there)! In the end, readers will be eager to discover is the pirates ever get Bonney Anne to sleep (ROCK ON) and find their treasure...and will Jeremy ever figure out what to get his mom for her birthday. Totally fun, totally charming...your young readers will love this story to pieces (of pirate gold)! Recommend for ages 4-8...I think it would work best as a read aloud, but also believe that it would make fine reading material for emerging readers. Either way, it's sure to be a hit! I give it five stars. show less
In this book, the pirates that Jeremy has met before come back looking for treasure and wake up his baby sister. They then have to work to take care of it, to hilarious effect.

David Shannon's books always connect so well with children. The cartoonish illustrations are rich with hilarious detail. Perspective is often used to zoom in on something funny, like the babies diaper or wailing mouth. The dialogue is funny and the situations enjoyable. I think this is a great book to show story map or story grammar and to engage children in reading.
The wonderful sequel to How I Became A Pirate...whcih is one of my personal favorites! I like how this picture book takes those dirty, salty, grimey pirates and puts them in the role of baby sitter for a while! It is really funny to see them out of their element, which is dfferent form the first book where the boy was out of his element. I also liked how they tied in the buired treasure from the first book into this book as well. It makes it a true sequel that is lots of fun to read...especially if you use a pirate voice!
Vibrant colors fill the pages of this humorous story about pirates dropping in on Jeremy Jacob's when their ship runs ashore. The pirates are looking to dig up their buried treasure, but first they must take care of Bonnie Anne, Jeremy's baby sister. Being pirates, they don't know much about babies, since "Pirates don't sit on babies!"

I like the echoes from the crew that follow Captain Braid Beard throughout the story. The illustrations big, bold, and draw the reader into the story. Funny, but also a great story on caring for loved ones.
Jeremy Jacob's mother tells him to take care of his little sister while she goes out for a bit. But, lo and behold, his old pirate friends knock on the door and are ready to dig for the treasure that is buried in Jeremy's backyard. However, they are a loud bunch and soon wake the baby. They can't go treasure hunting until the baby is happy, so these unrefined pirates must learn to change diapers, feed the baby, and rock her to sleep. When she is happy and they are ready to search for the treasure, they realize that she has eaten part of the map! Luckily, Bonney Anne is a smart baby who has chewed the map into an 'X' and marked the spot with it. Jeremy and the pirates find the treasure, a green necklace, and Jeremy wraps it up for his show more mother for her birthday. show less

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Plucky young Jeremy Jacob is reunited with Captain Braid Beard and his crew of daft, dentally challenged buccaneers in a follow-up to the bestselling How I Became a Pirate. This time, Jeremy clearly has the upper hand: he won't let the pirates dig up the treasure they buried in his backyard at the end of the previous book until they help him placate his cranky baby sister, Bonney Anne (pirate show more aficionados will note that her name is a nod to real-life female pirate Anne Bonny). The story unfolds rather predictably—but just as entertainingly as the original: the pirates turn out to be washouts as nannies, jokes fly about dirty diapers and strained spinach, and, of course, "the wee lass" Bonney Anne ends up being the key to recovering the treasure. But Long's piratical dialogue still delivers a juicy read-aloud: what reader of any age won't relish the opportunity to say "Aargh!" or declare "Rock on!" as the crew does in unison when Braid Beard orders them to rock Bonney Anne to sleep? And Shannon's voluptuously colorful and comic paintings runneth over with comic mayhem, sly details (somehow, the pirates manage to find a pirate show on Jeremy's TV) and no end of goofy expressions. Ages 3-7. (Mar.)

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Though "pirates don't change diapers. They don't even change socks!" a crew of eye-patched, hook-handed knaves faces the challenge of diverting an unhappy toddler in this hilariously helter-skelter follow-up to How I Became A Pirate (2003). Showing up on the doorstep of young swabbie Jeremy Jacob to reclaim the treasure they had buried in his backyard in the previous episode, Captain Braid show more Beard and his scurvy tars first have to calm the fussing of little Bonney Anne-though that involves learning how to change a diaper, spooning out strained spinach ("Shiver me timbers! What be this vile-smelling swill?") and rocking the tyke to sleep. Shannon pulls out all the stops, packing each crowded scene with frantic plug-uglies in gloriously detailed pirate garb, surrounding a deceptively cute urchin who's in charge from first moment to last. Like Colin McNaughton's similarly themed Captain Abdul's Little Treasure (2006), this will engender rousing cheers from mateys of every stripe. (Picture book. 6-8) show less
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Long and Shannon pick up Jeremy Jacob's story from How I Became a Pirate as he is left in charge of his baby sister. When his old friend Captain Braid Beard and the pirate crew turn up to dig up the treasure they buried in his yard, they are not pleased to be told that they must help him keep Bonney Anne happy before he can help them. And so the riotous fun begins, as they run out of diapers, show more try to feed her strained spinach, and otherwise entertain her. Finally amid the chaos they discover that both the treasure map and the baby are missing. Although Bonney Anne has chewed the map when they find her, Jeremy realizes that she has shown them just where to dig. The pirates get their treasure, Jeremy gets his reward, and their mother will get a lovely birthday present. The text includes a lot of fun, with typical pirate exclamations, but it is the grossly comic acrylic paintings that really encourage laughs. Front and back covers under the jacket present close-up portraits of the distressed pirate captain and the wide open mouth of the very unhappy baby. The crew, in a motley parody of classic Wyeth illustrations, appear in deliciously inventive assemblages with their exaggerated actions and reactions to Bonney Anne's demands. Check out the vital map on the endpapers show less
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David Shannon was born October 5, 1960, Washington, D.C. He is an American author and illustrator. He graduated from the Art Center College of Design and now lives in Los Angeles. In 1998 he won the Caldecott Honor for his No, David!. He also wrote A Bad Case of Stripes, How Georgie Radbourn Saved Baseball, and The Amazing Christmas Extravaganza. show more He has also illustrated Audrey Wood's The Bunyans, various books by Jane Yolen including The Ballad of the Pirate Queens and Encounter, as well as Melinda Long's How I Became a Pirate and Pirates Don't Change Diapers. Shannon currently lives in Los Angeles with his wife and daughter. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

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Canonical title
Pirates Don't Change Diapers
Alternate titles
Pirates Don't Babysit
Original publication date
2007
People/Characters
Jeremy Jacob; Captain Braid Beard; the crew; Bonney Anne
Dedication
For Papa Long, the coolest pirate of them all - we miss you - M.L.
For Baby Quinlan, who comes from good pirate stock, has four teeth, and loaned me a diaper to draw - D.S.
First words
Pirates don't change diapers.
Pirates don't change nappies.
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)We had a birthday present to wrap.

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Picture Books, Children's Books
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813.6Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican fiction in English2000-
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PZ7 .L856 .PLanguage and LiteratureFiction and juvenile belles lettresFiction and juvenile belles lettresJuvenile belles lettres
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