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When a literary agent is murdered, every bodice-ripping author is a suspect The nation's most famous romance authors are often so over-the-top that they could star in their own work. Catty, eccentric, and vain, they live to make each other miserable--and Patience McKenna does all she can to stay out of their line of fire. Too smart for her own genre, she writes romance novels to pay the rent and investigates stories to stay sane. Now the romance wars are about to hit her on the home front. show more A few nights before the start of the annual American Writers of Romance conference, Pay comes home to find her apartment locked from the inside. When the police break down the door, they stumble onto Julie Simms, literary agent to the leading lights of romance, lying dead on the floor. When the conference convenes, Pay asks: Which of her colleagues has traded make-believe passion for real-life murder? show lessTags
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Sweet, Savage Death takes place in the world of category romance, starting with four pages of general editorial guidelines for writing for the fictitious 'Fires of Love' romance line. Nuggets of information and advice about that genre are sprinkled through the humor and murders like chopped nuts through the treat of your choice. I've quoted a couple of them.
Patience 'Pay' Campbell McKenna writes serious articles for serious magazines under her own name, but they're not enough to pay the rent on her New York City studio apartment. For that she writes catagory romances under two pen names. She's deathly afraid that those magazine editors might find out and refuse to let her write for them anymore.
It's 15 days until Christmas. Pay longs show more to be in Connecticut with her family. Instead, she's attending the funeral of the Queen of Category Romance writers. Myrra had been good to her. Myrra had also been eccentric, as the chapter one description of what decorations she wanted for her funeral will attest.
Myrra's death has been written off as a mugging, but if we readers don't know better from the start,
we will by the time Pay finds the next body. There will be more...
Pay McKenna doesn't take care of herself. She's six feet tall (182.88 cm). Even if she has a small frame, the minimum desirable weight for her height would be 138 pounds (62.595 kg). Pay weighs 125 (56.699) and has been fasting for 3 days because she couldn't fit into a size seven bathing suit. At least that explains why Pay isn't exactly alert when she finds that first body.
Someone is murdering people in the romance field and Pay is being framed for the jobs. She gets good advice from Nick Carras, a very tall and handsome lawyer friend of Pay's best friend, Phoebe. (Pay's lawyer boyfriend is worse than useless.) Pay insists on investigating on her own anyway.
Fellow animal lovers who share my horror when pets are killed in mysteries may read this one. There is a description of a distressing incident in Pay's past in chapter, but the present-day dog and kitten will be fine. They'll be fine despite the fact that the author lets characters feed them chocolate, a definite advantage to being fictional pets.
Chapter 12 starts with members of the Line Committee discussing nominees. I've quoted the opening. It gets worse for the members, so it's more fun for us. Chapter 15 gives us backstory for another rich category romance writer. It's no wonder Amelia Samson is so tough. Chapter 17 gives us the backstory of yet another writer, Lydia Wentworth. So that's why her agent made her wear her hair long no matter what was fashionable. Much of the time Pay makes me want to tear at my hair, but I loved her favorite dream in chapter 26. The Grand Ball for the romance writers convention starts in chapter 27. There Pay has best friend and kitten trouble at the same time. The description of the Queen of Hearts crown had me laughing loudly.
Speaking of the kitten, I loved her scenes, especially the way she proved Pay right about something to the homicide detective.
You don't have to be a romance fan to enjoy this book. It's not in the same style as the author's Gregor Demarkian series (written under the pen name 'Jane Haddam'). I love comedic mysteries, so I prefer McKenna. show less
Patience 'Pay' Campbell McKenna writes serious articles for serious magazines under her own name, but they're not enough to pay the rent on her New York City studio apartment. For that she writes catagory romances under two pen names. She's deathly afraid that those magazine editors might find out and refuse to let her write for them anymore.
It's 15 days until Christmas. Pay longs show more to be in Connecticut with her family. Instead, she's attending the funeral of the Queen of Category Romance writers. Myrra had been good to her. Myrra had also been eccentric, as the chapter one description of what decorations she wanted for her funeral will attest.
Myrra's death has been written off as a mugging, but if we readers don't know better from the start,
we will by the time Pay finds the next body. There will be more...
Pay McKenna doesn't take care of herself. She's six feet tall (182.88 cm). Even if she has a small frame, the minimum desirable weight for her height would be 138 pounds (62.595 kg). Pay weighs 125 (56.699) and has been fasting for 3 days because she couldn't fit into a size seven bathing suit. At least that explains why Pay isn't exactly alert when she finds that first body.
Someone is murdering people in the romance field and Pay is being framed for the jobs. She gets good advice from Nick Carras, a very tall and handsome lawyer friend of Pay's best friend, Phoebe. (Pay's lawyer boyfriend is worse than useless.) Pay insists on investigating on her own anyway.
Fellow animal lovers who share my horror when pets are killed in mysteries may read this one. There is a description of a distressing incident in Pay's past in chapter, but the present-day dog and kitten will be fine. They'll be fine despite the fact that the author lets characters feed them chocolate, a definite advantage to being fictional pets.
Chapter 12 starts with members of the Line Committee discussing nominees. I've quoted the opening. It gets worse for the members, so it's more fun for us. Chapter 15 gives us backstory for another rich category romance writer. It's no wonder Amelia Samson is so tough. Chapter 17 gives us the backstory of yet another writer, Lydia Wentworth. So that's why her agent made her wear her hair long no matter what was fashionable. Much of the time Pay makes me want to tear at my hair, but I loved her favorite dream in chapter 26. The Grand Ball for the romance writers convention starts in chapter 27. There Pay has best friend and kitten trouble at the same time. The description of the Queen of Hearts crown had me laughing loudly.
Speaking of the kitten, I loved her scenes, especially the way she proved Pay right about something to the homicide detective.
You don't have to be a romance fan to enjoy this book. It's not in the same style as the author's Gregor Demarkian series (written under the pen name 'Jane Haddam'). I love comedic mysteries, so I prefer McKenna. show less
Patience McKenna is a romance writer attending The Third Annual Conference of the American Writers of Romance. Over six feet tall and and extraordinarily thin, Patience McKenna writes romance novels to pay the bills and has recently accepted a contract with the Fires of Love Romance line. When she returns to her apartment after a funeral, she discovers the door is bolted. After summoning help they discover the dead body of fellow writer, Julie Simms. Patience has to solve the murder in order to prove her own innocence.
I have enjoyed Jane Haddam's Gregor Demarkian series so I thought I'd give Patience McKenna a try. I don't plan to continue the series but I did find some of the outrageous characters to be kind of entertaining. It show more reminded me of my mid-1970's obsession with Rosemary Rogers too. show less
I have enjoyed Jane Haddam's Gregor Demarkian series so I thought I'd give Patience McKenna a try. I don't plan to continue the series but I did find some of the outrageous characters to be kind of entertaining. It show more reminded me of my mid-1970's obsession with Rosemary Rogers too. show less
This is an entertaining "whodunit" murder mystery with a New York bite, not a cozy but not noir. It's about a series of murders in the romance publishing business, however there's no mention of a serial killer.
There's way too many characters, some of them with two names because they write novels under a nom-de-plume. I almost gave up on the book after a few chapters because of difficulty in keeping track of the characters. In the end it doesn't matter because none of the characters is fully developed, even the protagonist or the murderer.
I felt nothing for the protagonist, she is just there -- it would have improved the story to build some empathy for her.
The story is somewhat dated (written in 1984), e. g. people still smoke show more cigarettes, but it generally stands the test of time.
Despite the bother of too many characters and a lack of character development, it is a fun read and it was easy to get caught up in the pursuit of the murderer at the end.
I plan to read the next in the series to see if things improve. show less
There's way too many characters, some of them with two names because they write novels under a nom-de-plume. I almost gave up on the book after a few chapters because of difficulty in keeping track of the characters. In the end it doesn't matter because none of the characters is fully developed, even the protagonist or the murderer.
I felt nothing for the protagonist, she is just there -- it would have improved the story to build some empathy for her.
The story is somewhat dated (written in 1984), e. g. people still smoke show more cigarettes, but it generally stands the test of time.
Despite the bother of too many characters and a lack of character development, it is a fun read and it was easy to get caught up in the pursuit of the murderer at the end.
I plan to read the next in the series to see if things improve. show less
Tijdens de opening van een conferentie van romantische literatuur wordt een gruwelijke moord gepleegd. De hoofdverdachte, die schrijfster is, gaat nadat nog meer moorden volgen, op onderzoek.
Patience McKenna is a magazine writer who pays the rent by writing romance novels. Her best friend, Phoebe (Weiss) Dameraux is a best-selling romance writer. When an agent is killed in Patience's apartment, the second suspicious death in the romance community in a short period of time, Patience is the main suspect. Patience, with the reluctant assistance of Phoebe's lawyer friend Nick, is determined to track down the real killer and figure out what is wrong in the romance business.
The first Patience McKenna mystery.
The first Patience McKenna mystery.
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- Original publication date
- 1984
- People/Characters
- Patience 'Pay' Campbell McKenna (writes serious articles, but category romances pay the rent); Myrra Agenworth (pen name of Susan Marie DeFord, multi-millionaire category romance writer); Esmeralda (Myrra's cocker spaniel); Leslie Ashe (Myrra's English granddaughter, Oxford graduate); Amelia Samson (pen name of Joan Wroth, feelthy rich category romance 'writer'); Phoebe Dameraux (pen name of Pay's best friend, Phoebe Weiss, rich romance writer) (show all 27); Lydia Wentworth (pen name of Elspeth Hoag, category romance writer with a drug problem); Mary Allard (Acme Books' Editor-in-Chief for their Passion Romance line); Janine Williams (Editor of Farret's Fires of Love line); Carlos (superintendant at Pay McKenna's apartment building); Barbara (lives across the hall from Pay); Officer Rosetti; Officer Marsh; Detective Martinez (Homicide plainclothesman); Julie Simms (literary agent for romance writers); Daniel Harte (Pay's boyfriend, the lawyer); Melissa 'Muffy' Arnold Whitney (managing editor of 'Sophistication' magazine); Martin 'Marty' Caine (works in Farret's marketing); Hazel Ganz (category romance writer); Camille (a very black kitten); Mr. Grandison (lawyer for Hoddard, Marks, Hewitt and Long); Nicholas George Carras (Phoebe's friend, the lawyer); Gamble Daere (she didn't want a pen name that sounds like all the other names); Marion Pinckney (works for the New York Guaranty Trust); Jamie Hallman (the police won't listen to him); Miriam Schaff (writes Regencies under the name 'Emalaya Marchband'); Nick Carras' mother (keeps calling Phoebe's suite)
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- New York, New York, USA; Times Square, New York, New York, USA
- Dedication
- For my parents
for support moral, emotional,
and sometimes financial
For my brother, Xenophon
And my sister-in-law, Joan
And for Andrea, Jeremy, and Nicholas
Long may t... (show all)hey wave - First words
- FARRET PAPERBACK ORIGINALS is proud to introduce a new concept in romance fiction, FIRES OF LOVE.
- Quotations
- [Pay explaining to Detective Martinez] Because this Allard woman cheated a few of Julie's clients, and Julie found out about it, and there were audits and lawsuits. It was silly, really, because any one category romance book ... (show all)doesn't make that much money. It's the line as a whole that makes money, so you want to keep your writers happy so they'll go on writing books for the series. And what happened with Mary is that she or someone in her company falsified royalty statements, and when Julie found out about it, Passion lost most of their best writers.
But this Allard woman didn't lose her job?
Oh, no, I said. Acme has a reputation -- well, let's just say the company probably applauded her for it, if you get what I mean. (chapter 3)
Are you Jeri Andrews? the tall one said. Her head wobbled back and forth as if it wasn't tightly anchored on her neck.
I'm both Jeri Andrews and Andrea Nicholas. I worked to bring a smile to my face. If there is a com... (show all)mandment in romance writing, it is Honor Thy Fan. Everybody obeys it. Editors solicit and act upon the opinions of their readers about the future direction of their lines. Marketing directors throw reader parties in obscure cities, complete with free champagne and author appearances. Authors allow Romantic Times to publish the details of their private lives. There are no Emily Dickinsons or Thomas Pynchons in romance. The fans would never allow it. (chapter 10)
[members of the Line Committee discussing nominees]
Number eighteen. Passion's Whisper by Layla Johns.
Oh God.
That's the one that takes place entirely in a sauna. After they've spen... (show all)t two solid weeks together in this sauna -- I'm not kidding, they don't do anything else -- he makes his move and she faints. (chapter 12)
Outside it was very dark and very clear and very wet. In the fifth floor hall, it was just deserted. There is something about the hallways of hotels at night. Doors open just as you turn your back. Creatures follow you, their... (show all) steps swallowed by thick carpets. The executioner is just over your shoulder. He will disappear if you look. (chapter 32) - Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)Maybe, if I could get them drunk enough, they would agree to camp out with me for the night.
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