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No One Leaves the Castle

by Christopher Healy

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Fantasy fiction. Humorous Fiction. Detective and mystery stories. The Brothers Grimm meets Knives Out in this unexpected, hilarious, and wholly original fantasy-murder-mystery.The Lilac. The bard songs say that she's the world's most fearsome bounty hunter. That there's no criminal she can't catch, no mystery she can't solve.None of that is true. Yet. In reality, the Lilac is just a kid, and the bard who wrote all that is her best friend, Dulcinetta. But the Lilac has set her goals on becoming the best bounty hunter in the Thirteen Kingdoms-and when a priceless artifact goes missing from the home of famed monster hunter Baron Angbar, the Lilac and Netta are eager to apprehend the thief and make a name for themselves.But when their investigation brings them to a dinner party at Castle Angbar, and they meet the Angbar family and their servants and guests-an unsavory group of nobles, mages, and assorted creatures, each more shady than the last-the Lilac begins to wonder if the reward is worth the trouble. And that's before the dead body is discovered. Now, everyone is magically sealed inside the castle-and there is a murderer among them. If the Lilac wants to make it out with her reputation intact, it's going to be up to her to figure out who the killer is. But everyone in the castle-even the Lilac herself-has secrets to hide, and as the walls literally start to close in around them, the Lilac worries that her first job as a bounty hunter may be her last... 8 yrs+… (more)
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A brilliant, twisty closed-house mystery, featuring:

--a princess-turned-bounty-hunter (the Lilac)
--a bard (Dulcinetta the Dulcet-Toned, a.k.a. Netta)
--a wizard called Runar the Unknowable
--the Angbar family, including: rigid patriarch holding to the family's monster-hunting history; his wife, who isn't, in fact, of noble blood; his son Kade, a wizard in training; and his overlooked daughter Araminta
--a thieving etiquette teacher
--a frustrated cook (everyone loves her cream puffs and ignores everything else she makes)
--a visiting lord
--the butler, who is being blackmailed
--the guard, who is strong, clumsy, and not at all clever

After the theft of the Emerald Axe, the butler hires the Lilac to apprehend Runar and return him to Castle Angbar - but Runar was not the thief, and in fact, the axe has returned - but is then stolen again! Runar seals the castle inside a magic bubble so no one can escape before the Lilac solves the theft, but soon she has a bigger case: a murder. In a castle full of secret passageways, where everyone (including the Lilac) is hiding secrets, how will she succeed? And, is the bubble shrinking?

See also: The Swifts by Beth Lincoln, A Tale Dark and Grimm by Adam Gidwitz, Castle Hangnail by Ursula Vernon, Greenglass House by Kate Milford, The Westing Game by Ellen Raskin, the movie Clue, the movie The Addams Family ( )
  JennyArch | Mar 18, 2024 |
This novel is a 2024 Lone Star selection.

When I first began listening to this novel, I thought that I would hate the book because the narrator's style was way over the top; in fact, it struck me as similar to people who entertain little kids on TV. Really annoying. It took me a while, but I actually really enjoyed the novel. It was fun. Readers would be better off reading the book instead of listening to it because it's a mystery. I can't even begin to guess how to spell the names, so be aware that I will only use one character's name.

A mystery must be solved. The one servant of a well-to-do family (who got their money monster hunting, but there aren't monsters anymore) must find the wizard who took their emerald weapon by hiring a bounty hunter. Of course, the butler doesn't know anything about finding a bounty hunter; he cares only for cleaning! He hears a bard telling of the best bounty hunter in the land: The Lilac. The bard takes him to The Lilac and she takes the case. Easily finding the wizard, The Lilac follows both men back to the castle in order to get paid. Bear in mind, the wizard does NOT have the weapon, but he does have a book. He didn't leave the castle for good; he just needed a book and would be returning. He feels annoyed about the fabricated lie but knows the father absolutely hates him and hates that the son of the family is learning magic. The father (and head of the famous family) has re-married. So, he and his wife live in the castle. They have two children. There is a cook, an etiquette teacher for the daughter, and the butler that we've already met. The father treats most people badly; he's unpleasant and refuses to pay the bounty hunter. She and the bard agree to stay for dinner, which excites them because they are very hungry. They just need payment and they can be on their way.

Seems simple, right? Not at all. Everything presented in the novel must be questioned. The weapon re-appears, so there's been no crime. Then, one of the cast listed above is found murdered and a bubble encases the castle, allowing no one to leave. Now we have a whodunit on our hands with the murderer unable to leave and the rest of the cast in danger. This novel challenges the reader to be aware. Can you find all of the clues? The narrator will needle you a bit, saying she could tell you more, but she won't. So, I refuse to say more because I could ruin the book. Check your intellect by reading this book. Try to find the clues and try to solve the murder. You also get information on storytelling and what a narrator is to a story. It teaches (although you don't realize it) and it makes you think. Take the challenge! I dare you! ( )
  acargile | Jan 9, 2024 |
Not what I expected (I liked the title) but this was a fun YA fantasy mystery novel that (guess) takes place in a castle. Many colorful characters that plays like Clue, where not only the Lila the young princess, bounty hunter, now detective has to deduct who murdered the wizard who has them sealed in the castle with a magic bubble. I really enjoyed when the narrator interjected their little tidbits which made it hilarious. ( )
  grumpydan | Apr 2, 2023 |
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Fantasy fiction. Humorous Fiction. Detective and mystery stories. The Brothers Grimm meets Knives Out in this unexpected, hilarious, and wholly original fantasy-murder-mystery.The Lilac. The bard songs say that she's the world's most fearsome bounty hunter. That there's no criminal she can't catch, no mystery she can't solve.None of that is true. Yet. In reality, the Lilac is just a kid, and the bard who wrote all that is her best friend, Dulcinetta. But the Lilac has set her goals on becoming the best bounty hunter in the Thirteen Kingdoms-and when a priceless artifact goes missing from the home of famed monster hunter Baron Angbar, the Lilac and Netta are eager to apprehend the thief and make a name for themselves.But when their investigation brings them to a dinner party at Castle Angbar, and they meet the Angbar family and their servants and guests-an unsavory group of nobles, mages, and assorted creatures, each more shady than the last-the Lilac begins to wonder if the reward is worth the trouble. And that's before the dead body is discovered. Now, everyone is magically sealed inside the castle-and there is a murderer among them. If the Lilac wants to make it out with her reputation intact, it's going to be up to her to figure out who the killer is. But everyone in the castle-even the Lilac herself-has secrets to hide, and as the walls literally start to close in around them, the Lilac worries that her first job as a bounty hunter may be her last... 8 yrs+

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