Assholes Finish First
by Tucker Max
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The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max. What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad show more decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: * What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? * What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? * At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? * When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole. show lessTags
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Surprisingly better than I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. He's more honest with himself and with others and it focuses more on his life after the success of his first book. He's an asshole, he knows this, he doesn't bullshit people into believing otherwise, so he's an honest asshole and in some ways you have to respect that. The ending is just too hilarious.
Broken into two parts which are very distinctive from each other. First part is much the same as I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell him being as asshole and just a bad person all the way around. Second part is after the book had come out and how he was different, more introspective. There's a whole section on when he goes to meet some of his fans in New Jersey. He and some fans rent a RV and travel from Chicago to New Jersey. Needless to say they are terrible and end up pretty much destroying the RV. One of the stories that sticks in my head from the first part is season tickets for college sports. Tucker has a megaphone and just imagine how bad that can be and he probably did it. Funny in parts and others it's amazing how bad he can be.
The Good: Tucker Max has grown up. A little. Enough that he's sort of over constant random sex and debauchery. This is what makes Assholes Finish First readable. In his previous book, Max was a grating little boy enthralled with his own penis. At least in some of these stories, he's matured enough to realize the ridiculousness he perpetrates isn't always hilarious.
The Bad: Max is still a jerk. He continues to mock women, a large part of what made him famous in the first place. It's expected, but it's also sort of stupid. How many times can people read him ridiculing the naive and stupid? It's like he's stuck on repeat.
The Bad: Max is still a jerk. He continues to mock women, a large part of what made him famous in the first place. It's expected, but it's also sort of stupid. How many times can people read him ridiculing the naive and stupid? It's like he's stuck on repeat.
Tucker Max really is an asshole. A major asshole, with what seems to be complete disregard for all humanity with the exception of his narcissistic drunken self. That being said, he is a hilarious author, and you will find yourself laughing out loud, gagging with disgust, or gaping with shocked astonishment as to some of the charades he describes in this book. Don't lend this one to Grandma!
Many funny parts but overall not as good as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. Still caught myself laughing out loud which is extremely rare for me when reading. I also noted a bit more of a reflective narrative in this one which Max occasionally thinking about family and relationships. This kind of thought was unseen in the first book.
Tucker Max...grows up?
If you don't like Tucker Max or the idea of the fratire genre, this book isn't for you.
But it's an interesting follow up to IHTSBIH. The first part is traditional Tucker Max, but then you are treated to stories of an older Tucker. A Tucker who is willing to be self-deprecating, admit that "yes, he sometimes fails" and "no, he doesn't party all the time."
If you don't like Tucker Max or the idea of the fratire genre, this book isn't for you.
But it's an interesting follow up to IHTSBIH. The first part is traditional Tucker Max, but then you are treated to stories of an older Tucker. A Tucker who is willing to be self-deprecating, admit that "yes, he sometimes fails" and "no, he doesn't party all the time."
Many funny parts but overall not as good as I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. Still caught myself laughing out loud which is extremely rare for me when reading. I also noted a bit more of a reflective narrative in this one which Max occasionally thinking about family and relationships. This kind of thought was unseen in the first book.
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Tucker Max was born in Atlanta, Georgia on September 27, 1975. He received B.A. in law, letters and society at the University of Chicago in 1998 and a J.D. from Duke University Law School in 2001. He published his first book, The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines, in 2001. His other books include Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories, show more I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues. He was the facilitator of the website Tard Blog, from 2002-2003 and was the founder of the now defunct Rudius Media, an Internet-based publishing outlet and management firm. (Bowker Author Biography) show less
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- 2010
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- 616.8583300922 — Applied science & technology Medicine & health Diseases, Allergies, Skin Conditions Nervous Disorders: Autism, Anorexia, OCD Miscellaneous Personality, sexual, gender-identity, impulse-control, factitious, developmental, learning disorders; violent behavior; mental retardation Sexual and gender-identity disorders
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