Lead poisoning food poisoning = Thousands of murderous children whose hobbies include throwing babies out of second story windows and lighting senior citizens on fire. The solution to this problem? Blow up all the children! The only other Nick Sharman book I've read so far is The Cats, where thousands of cats become murderous and the solution is to blow them all up. Why mess with a perfect formula?? The insanity starts early on and continues to the last page, making for a fun read that hardly ever gets boring. ( )