Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw: Travels in Search of Canada

by Will Ferguson

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Will Ferguson's first book in three years, following on the back-to-back successes of How to Be a Canadian (over 110,000 copies sold) and Happiness(tm) (Winner of the Leacock Medal for Humour). Will Ferguson has spent the past three years criss-crossing Canada and back again. In a helicopter above the barrenlands of the sub-Arctic, in a canoe with his four-year-old son, aboard seaplanes and along the Underground Railroad, Will's travels have taken him from Cape Spear on the coast of show more Newfoundland to the sun-dappled streets of Olde Victoria. In his last book, Will told us how to be Canadian; now in this book, he will tell us what it means to be Canadian. And what Will finds out along the way is that Canada in its development and in its current state is really a series of outposts -- not only geographically but culturally. Will's journey takes him to far-flung isolated communities as well as deep into Canada's urban centres. From the "million-acre farm" that is P.E.I. to the tobacco belt of southern Ontario, from the architectural mess that is Montreal to the glorious jumble that is St. John's, from a renegade republic in northwestern New Brunswick to a tundra buggy in the polar bear migration paths of Hudson Bay, Will explodes the myths of who we are. Funny, poignant and insightful, Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw is a provocative tribute to our quirky and fascinating country. Excerpt from Beauty Tips from Moose Jaw In one particular seedy St. John's pub, I was adopted by a work crew from Portugal Cove who took an immediate, almost antagonistic liking to me. "You're from Alberta, you say? I have a cousin in Fort McMurray, maybe you know him." (Everybody in Newfoundland has a cousin in Fort McMurray.) The crew from Portugal Cove tormented me with screech and second-hand smoke as they regaled me with tales of how their families were so poor "back when" that all they could afford to eat were lobsters. This was not the first time I had heard this. Apparently half the population of Newfoundland has subsisted on lobster at some point or other. show less

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Right, so Will Ferguson's apparently a columnist of some kind who writes occasional books about Canada. This one is a series of trips across the country from west to east. The best parts are where he talks about his childhood and various regions' folk histories. The worst parts are when he invokes any kind of poetry (he is a self-described failed poet) or humor.

He manages to be self-deprecating and pretentious at the same time, and I suspect it's all part of his "everyman" persona, but it grates, oh does it grate. Also, the last two chapters feel pasted on, and the attempt to say something compelling about how awesome Canada and Canadians are feels forced and artificial. I really wish his editor had demanded another revision, even if by show more ghost writer.

But like I said, the areas he knows from having lived in, rather than the areas where he's merely a tourist, are really good. Also, the polar bear chapter is entirely fun...possibly because I dig polar bears, but also because he nearly gets himself killed.

Which...see, I really dislike schadenfreude, but there's a whole Homer Simpson "Heh, what a dumbass" attitude to his self-projection that makes me laugh AT his mistakes rather than with them. Which makes me wonder if this is the Canadian national sense of inadequacy talking, or if it's just the author's particular issues showing.
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A very entertaining series of vignettes taking the reader from BC to Nfld hitting some of the non-conventional locations across the country. My feeling is that this book is funnier than [b:This is Happy|17455541|Happy, Happy, Happy|Phil Robertson|https://d.gr-assets.com/books/1362252767s/17455541.jpg|24346221] and I actually laughed out right a couple of times, and once I was still laughing a few paragraphs later. Ferguson has a great way of including some history in a non-dry way and also sharing comic self-deprecating stories of himself and his family. It makes a person want to venture through the country, if only he would be the tour guide!
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I've mentioned this before (twice, actually): Will Ferguson is a funny, funny man. And with the intriguing title of this book, which I'd picked up in Canada before leaving for Japan but had made myself wait many months before allowing myself to read it, I was expecting more belly laughs.

And boy, did it deliver! Ferguson spent a few years traveling back and forth, here and there, across Canada, and the result is a series of short stories about strange happenings while on the road. He peppers these humourous stories with a good dose of history - not enough to choke those who always fell asleep during Canadian history class in high school, and just obscure enough to keep those Canadian history show more keeners (myself included) listening and curious. He goes everywhere: Victoria, B.C., for a poetry slam; Churchill, Man., looking for polar bears; Saguenay-Lac St. Jean, Que., to find a lost kingdom; and even St. Thomas, Ont., just outside London, in search of 'Canada'. It's always interesting, often funny, and never pedantic. This is the kind of literature I wish we'd read more of in my Canadian literature classes. For starters, I don't think he mentions the name 'Susanna Moodie' even once (though I think he does talk a bit about Catherine Parr Trail) - kudos all around right there. show less
As someone currently obsessed with Canada (don't ask), this book was pretty darn perfect. Ferguson explores some of the country's most eccentric spots, sprinkling his journeys with just the right amount of historical information and personal narrative. I love the idea of Canada as a Land of the Lost--a shipwrecked nation--and Ferguson captures that exquisitely, that combination of melancholy and hope. You're not helping to cure my obsession here, man.
Each chapter in this book focused on a different part of Canada. It told about the history of the place, as well as illustrating personal experiences Ferguson had in each of these places throughout his life. Parts of it brought tears to my eyes, others brought the biggest smile to my face. It was exciting to be able to say “Hey, I’ve been there!” about a place or two, but I think the best thing about this book is that it’s added to my list of places that I want to visit at some point in my life. (Dude, I so want to go polar bear watching!)

Have I ever mentioned that I have like the hugest literary crush on Will Ferguson? Because I totally do. Totally. And I have half of the stuff in his books underlined because they make me show more giggle to no end. I mean, really. With writing like his, how could I not sit there and giggle madly? Especially when there are passages like this:

More polar bears live in Canada than in the rest of the world combined, which raises the question, Why the hell did we choose the beaver as our national emblem? We could have had Nanuk of the North, Lord of the Arctic, as our symbol. Instead we get stuck with Squirrelly McTeeth. Sheesh.

That’s the thing about good Canadian writers and comedians and the like. The sense of humour. It’s dry, snuggly and there’s always something so indistinctly Canadian about it (even if you can’t put your finger exactly on what is so Canadian).
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So few Canadians travel through the country. I loved reading about Ferguson's destination, and definitely got the itch to buy a van and drive across the provinces! And who- I ask you Canadians- WHO among us have not wished to dip our hands in Hudson's Bay? Well Ferguson does it, and documents the results so the rest of us can live vicariously through him. Not to mention that his reflection on his relationship with his brother speaks volumes, and his family history is sadly funny.
An interesting mix of travelogue, history, humour and personal/family memoir. I enjoyed the glimpses of different parts of Canada and the theory about Canada being a nation of outposts. A lot of the book rang true to me and I was fascinated to learn more about the Underground Railroad in particular.

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Original publication date
2004
Important places
Canada; Saskatchewan, Canada
Dedication
for Alex
First words
This is a book about arrivals, not departures -- and therein lies the great divide between the Old World and the New.
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)Scratch us and we bleed history.
Blurbers
Bryson, Bill
Original language
English

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Travel, Nonfiction, General Nonfiction, Biography & Memoir
DDC/MDS
917.10472History & geographyGeography & travelGeography of and travel in North AmericaCanada
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F1017 .F47Local History of the United States, Canada and Latin AmericaCanadaGeneral
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