My Point...And I Do Have One
by Ellen DeGeneres
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Biography & Autobiography. Performing Arts. Nonfiction. Humor (Nonfiction.) HTML:In this #1 New York Times bestseller, Ellen DeGeneres shares her hilarious take on everything from our most baffling human foibles–including how we behave in elevators, airplanes, and restrooms, and why we’re so scared of the boogeyman–to fashion trends, celebrity, and her secret recipe for Ellen’s Real Frenchy French Toast. Most of all, this witty, engaging book offers insights into the mind of one of show more America’s most beloved comics.…Dear Reader,
I was awfully excited when I was asked to write a book. I was however, nervous. I was afraid I didn’t have anything important to say. But when I began writing, I realized that although I don’t know a lot about any one thing, I know a little about a whole bunch of things: baking a pie; dancing; curing the common cold; running the Iditarod–it’s all in the book. And I realized I notice things that maybe some people don’t notice (or they don’t notice that they don’t notice). That’s all in the book, too.
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this is really bad. i think that this is written to be more like her standup, and so maybe if she was doing the jokes on stage they'd land better? i think that's true because i feel like some of these sound familiar, so she must have used them later. but written this way, they really aren't funny. they're predictable and repetitive and just not good. there are a couple of moments where she makes a surprising, and therefore more humorous, choice, but they are rare. (same with quality writing.)
this book is old and i do wonder about how hiding her life from people, and hiding who she was, affected her comedy and her ability to connect with an audience. i would bet her stuff from after she came out is better.
this book is old and i do wonder about how hiding her life from people, and hiding who she was, affected her comedy and her ability to connect with an audience. i would bet her stuff from after she came out is better.
I've always enjoyed Ellen DeGeneres' humor, and this is quite the blast from the past. Written before she came out on her television show, it's a different sort of humor than she's displayed in recent years, including actual profanity and some adult situations, the sort of thing that is no longer associated with her. While it's somewhat painful at times to see her pretending to be straight, there's still plenty of her trademark humor here to enjoy.
Not funny! I like Ellen's in person comedy, but it did not translate to the written page. I laughed to myself a couple of times, never out loud. By the end she spent so much time complaining about having to write 60,000 words that whatever was supposed to be humor made me feel like I was being ripped off by filler.
In an ironic twist, the title is sadly misleading. In a group of essays that seem to exist mostly as filler, Degeneres, who is usually so funny in her stand-up routines, absolutely misses the target on her first humor collection. There isn't a single essay that is good all the way through. There is a running gag about club soda that is amusing, and a chapter on human behavior is likewise entertaining. Degeneres rambles on in a way that is irritating, and many of her observations are strangely dull. Much of what the author has to say is a few beats off from funny, and the chapters containing lists are staggeringly dry and achingly boring. Reading through this was like reading a slightly silly textbook. Eyes passed over words, and while show more comprehending them, did not find them interesting. What a major disappointment from a talent who has proven herself to be a remarkable addition to the field of comedy, but who must have lost some of her humor in the translation from stage to the written word. show less
Muito ruim. Escrito para se parecer com o stand-up, então, quem sabe, as piadas no palco talvez funcionassem melhor. Algumas me soam mesmo familiares, ela deve tê-las usado. Mas , escritas desse jeito, não são engraçadas. São previsíveis, repetitivas e simplesmente ruins. Em dados momentos Degeneres faz uma escolha surpreendente e, portanto, mais engraçada, mas eles são raros. (O mesmo vale para a qualidade da escrita.)
I love Ellen. I think she's pretty funny, especially in some of her stand-up routines. And of course, as a person (or at least her public persona) she is awesome.
None of this translates in this book. Parts of the first section I actually recall from one of her routines, and it's way funnier to watch and listen to her. In the book, there is a lot missing. Others have mentioned her facial expressions, how she talks, etc.
And the rest of the book was just a rambling mess. There were a few moments in which I laughed, but most of it was just, What am I reading? She kept mentioned her 60,000 word goal that she had to meet, so there were a bunch of areas where it literally said, "blah blah blah blah."
That's essentially how I felt about this book.
None of this translates in this book. Parts of the first section I actually recall from one of her routines, and it's way funnier to watch and listen to her. In the book, there is a lot missing. Others have mentioned her facial expressions, how she talks, etc.
And the rest of the book was just a rambling mess. There were a few moments in which I laughed, but most of it was just, What am I reading? She kept mentioned her 60,000 word goal that she had to meet, so there were a bunch of areas where it literally said, "blah blah blah blah."
That's essentially how I felt about this book.
I checked this book out of the library in high school and later found it at a used book store. I loved this book, I re-read it several times. I should find it and read it again. My friend Jaimi and I would laugh and laugh at this book, and at the CD I owned, and still own. But as to where this book went, I don't know.
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Ellen Lee DeGeneres was born January 26, 1958. DeGeneres was raised in Metairie, Louisiana, the daughter of Elizabeth Jane DeGeneres, a speech therapist. She moved back to New Orleans to attend the University of New Orleans, where she majored in communication studies. After one semester, she left school to do clerical work in a law firm with her show more cousin Laura Gillen. She also held a job selling clothes at the chain store the Merry-Go-Round at the Lakeside Shopping Center. Other working experiences included being a waitress at TGI Friday's, a house painter, a hostess, and a bartender. She relates much of her childhood and career experiences in her comedic work. DeGeneres started performing stand-up comedy at small clubs and coffee houses. By 1981 she was the emcee at Clyde's Comedy Club in New Orleans. In the early 1980s she began to tour nationally, being named Showtime's Funniest Person in America in 1982. In 1986 she appeared for the first time on the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson, who likened her to Bob Newhart. When Carson invited her over for an onscreen chat after her performance, she became the first comedienne in the show's history to be treated this way. DeGeneres's comedy material became the basis of the successful 1994 - 1998 sitcom Ellen, named These Friends of Mine during its first season. Ellen reached its height of popularity in February 1997 but when the ratings started to decline the show was cancelled. DeGeneres returned to series television in 2001 with a new CBS sitcom, The Ellen Show. DeGeneres launched a daytime television talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show in September 2003. It was nominated for 11 Daytime Emmy Awards in its first season, winning four, including Best Talk Show. The show has won 25 Emmy Awards in its first three seasons on the air. In additions to her television series Ellen DeGeneres has written several books. Some of her titles include My Point...And I Do Have One, The Funny Thing Is... and Seriously...I'm Kidding which earned her a spot on Publishers Weekly Best Seller List and made The New york Times Best Seller List for 2012. (Bowker Author Biography) show less
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- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)Fireplace, firewoood, candles, pictures, lamp, vase, tulips, clock, television, rug, bed, computer, printer, dog, telephone, monitor, books, globe, chair, hats, shoes. THE END Phew!
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