Dead If I Do

by Tate Hallaway

Garnet Lacey (4)

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Witch Garnet Lacey is ready to walk down the aisle with the super sexy vampire Sebastian. Besides the fact that he has no pulse, things couldn't be more perfect. Until plans for the wedding start falling apart, and Sebastian's zombie-slash-vampire-slash witch ex-lover decides that both of them should be six feet under. It's just a matter of time before Garnet--who's already sharing her body with a short-tempered goddess--morphs into Bridezilla.

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This is the last of the garnet Lacey series (so far).

I much preferred this book because there was little or nor whining or stupidity on Garnet's part....she has matured, Finally and is standing up for herself!

She is getting married to Sebastian, but of course there are problems: Mattyas (Sebastian's son) is aiding & abetting his mother, Tereza; Tereza (formerly life-suspended ) is now animated and disoriented as a semi-zombie-vampire-witch, all of the wedding plans are being mysteriously canceled or going awry, Lilith is growing stronger more a part of Garnet, and to make matters worse Garnet's parents (leftover pot-smoking hippies) are staying with Garnet, Sebastian, Mattyas in the same house!

I really liked the book, it held my show more interest, I wasn't put off by the characters, and I finished it in a few hours time. show less
"Dead If I Do" is book four in Tate Hallaway's series about a witch who's finally found her perfect man, uh vampire. In this latest tale, Garnet and Sebastian are ready to tie the knot but it appears someone may have put a curse on their wedding since everything from cakes to dresses seems to be going wrong! And when Sebastian's ex-lover, mother of his son, apparently now a zombie shows up...well Garnet's pretty sure her life is NOT going well.

This series is chicklit meets the paranormal with occasional steamy sex thrown in for good measure. I've kept up with the series since I picked up the first book, "Tall, Dark & Dead". I like the laughter and sheer zaniness it provides and Hallaway's writing and pacing only sweeten the deal for me. show more You won't cry or sniffle or chew your nails reading this series--instead you'll likely laugh til you're red in the face. It's written in first person, but I haven't had any problems keeping characters or thoughts straight and I think the first person voice has even helped Sebastian and his son keep their 'mystique'. I DO recommend not reading the series in public though...unless you don't mind people staring at you while you snort and laugh. show less
I really enjoyed this book. The only thing I wasn't sure about was the Parrish/Tereza at the end, but that's because I like Parrish/William.

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Canonical title
Dead If I Do
Original publication date
2009-03-30
Important places
Madison, Wisconsin, USA; Wisconsin, USA

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Fiction and Literature, Romance, Fantasy
DDC/MDS
813.6Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican fiction in English2000-
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PS3608 .A54825 .D42Language and LiteratureAmerican literature
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