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Apocalypse Next Tuesday (2008)

by David Safier

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The course of true love never runs smoothly, especially when the Apocalypse gets in the way--a hilarious rom-com, Bridget Jones meets Life of Brian When 30-something Marie jilts her boring boyfriend at the altar she wonders if life can get any worse. So when a handsome carpenter comes to work on the roof, she realizes she has nothing to lose by asking him out. Even his bizarre assertions that he is Jesus isn't enough to put Marie off--her biological clock is ticking, and it's time to settle down. Meanwhile, Satan (a dead ringer for George Clooney) is on the prowl, recruiting horsemen for next week's Armageddon, scheduled for Tuesday, and Archangel Gabriel has discovered the pleasures of the flesh and is off on a sex marathon. Things are looking grim. Fortunately, Marie is dating the son of God--maybe, just maybe, he can get things straightened out. Provocative and blasphemous (with added pizza), this is a wonderfully light, witty book full of surprises.… (more)
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Me he reído bastante. ( )
  mirenbz | Jun 14, 2020 |
Review first published on BookLikes: http://brokentune.booklikes.com/post/895121/jesus-liebt-mich-apocalypse-next-tue...

Sometimes, just sometimes, I need a book that offers pure escapism - without pretending to be anything other than a diversion. Not very deep or challenging or novel - just plain cozy and preferably funny.

David Safier's books are just that - simple fun. So, even though I have little patience for romance novels or religious fiction it was hard not to like the story of thirty-five year old Marie who is jilting her fiance at the altar only to fall for the carpenter repairing her dad's roof.

No, the plot is not what is seems.

If I had to summarise the book I would say it is Good Omens but featuring Bridget Jones and told with the social criticism of Dogma.
This is why I liked it so much.

N.B. I read the German edition of the book. It was published in English as Apocalypse Next Tuesday, but as with Safier's first book Bad Karma I am not sure that the humor would work well in translation. ( )
  BrokenTune | Aug 21, 2016 |
So, I expected the plot to be much worse, so there's a plus there. But the humor was just so hammered in that it wasn't funny anymore, and the female protagonist.... no words. ( )
  borhap | Aug 27, 2013 |
Esta novela que trata de una chica que, en la actualidad, se enamora del mismísimo Jesucristo, quien ha regresado al mundo para cumplir una misión, me ha parecido tan buena que la he leído en un solo día. Magistral ( )
  nubedealgodon2 | Apr 28, 2011 |
I was a little offended by the title but once again David Safier pulled off an amusing novel without crossing the boarder into sacrilege. It is a light read and entertaining :o) ( )
  ElizabethBraun | Nov 30, 2010 |
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So hat Jesus doch nie im Leben ausgesehen, dachte ich, als ich mir ein Abendmahl-Gemälde im Pfarrbüro ansah.
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Als ich in meinem Kinderzimmer aufwachte, gab es keinen Zweifel mehr: Ich war nun ein M.o.n.s.t.e.r. (Mittdreißigerin ohne nennenswertes Selbstbewusstsein, Trauschein, Energie und Reife).
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The course of true love never runs smoothly, especially when the Apocalypse gets in the way--a hilarious rom-com, Bridget Jones meets Life of Brian When 30-something Marie jilts her boring boyfriend at the altar she wonders if life can get any worse. So when a handsome carpenter comes to work on the roof, she realizes she has nothing to lose by asking him out. Even his bizarre assertions that he is Jesus isn't enough to put Marie off--her biological clock is ticking, and it's time to settle down. Meanwhile, Satan (a dead ringer for George Clooney) is on the prowl, recruiting horsemen for next week's Armageddon, scheduled for Tuesday, and Archangel Gabriel has discovered the pleasures of the flesh and is off on a sex marathon. Things are looking grim. Fortunately, Marie is dating the son of God--maybe, just maybe, he can get things straightened out. Provocative and blasphemous (with added pizza), this is a wonderfully light, witty book full of surprises.

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