Aliens Don't Wear Braces
by Debbie Dadey, Marcia Thornton Jones
The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids (7)
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When the art teacher disappears after a strange display of flashing lights, it looks like Bailey Elementary is in a bind. But, out of nowhere a mysterious and pale woman with silver-white hair and an unusual white outfit shows up to take her place. Soon after her arrival, the objects of Bailey City start to lose their color, but the new teacher seems to be getting more colorful every day. Can the Bailey School kids stop Bailey City from being washed out before it's too late?Tags
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Strange events are stirring at Bailey School, and this time it's all about aliens. The art teacher disappears, a strange humming noise rattles the class, and a substitute teacher with a specialty in art just happens to be waiting in the principal's office, all on the same day. Eddie thinks Mrs. Zork is odd from the beginning, but he is still the skeptic when Howie claims that she is an alien. Howie is sure that she arrived in her spaceship to steal the color from their town, a claim supported by the fact that the day she showed up she was startlingly pale and white, and each day since her color has improved while the colors around her are fading. In particular, she seems to target particular people for colors that she really wants. Liza show more and Melody tend to believe Eddie over Howie, but as the strange occurrences keep stacking up, they are increasingly unsettled. When Mrs. Zork touches Mrs. Jeepers' green brooch and the teacher rushes home, feeling drained, the kids know they need to act or be stuck with their principal as substitute for the rest of the year.
As a beginning reader chapter book, the story is short, with small chapters that are easy to read. The narrative never feels stilted, using a variety of recognizable and challenging vocabulary words, and the sentences are diverse but not complex. The Bailey School series is a fun choice for early readers, because the content is one that fascinates most kids (monsters and the supernatural), while the setting is a place they all know well (school). In this book, the four friends take on an alien from outer space, who is sufficiently mysterious and spooky without being too scary - she is only draining color, after all. As with other books in this series, the authors leave the answer about whether the teacher really is a creature unanswered, and the reader has to use her own judgment. Given the clues dropped, Mrs. Zork is clearly an alien. Still, the fun in the series is that kids have to make their own decisions, and since their power of inference is not as mature, there are sure to be children who fall on either side of the debate. Certainly a good choice for children embarking on chapter books, that will satisfy them and their fellow adult readers. show less
As a beginning reader chapter book, the story is short, with small chapters that are easy to read. The narrative never feels stilted, using a variety of recognizable and challenging vocabulary words, and the sentences are diverse but not complex. The Bailey School series is a fun choice for early readers, because the content is one that fascinates most kids (monsters and the supernatural), while the setting is a place they all know well (school). In this book, the four friends take on an alien from outer space, who is sufficiently mysterious and spooky without being too scary - she is only draining color, after all. As with other books in this series, the authors leave the answer about whether the teacher really is a creature unanswered, and the reader has to use her own judgment. Given the clues dropped, Mrs. Zork is clearly an alien. Still, the fun in the series is that kids have to make their own decisions, and since their power of inference is not as mature, there are sure to be children who fall on either side of the debate. Certainly a good choice for children embarking on chapter books, that will satisfy them and their fellow adult readers. show less
It's X-Files babies as third graders of Bailey Elementary School take on the substitute art teacher who may be a color-draining alien.
I can sort of see the appeal of the supernatural element to children, but most of the kid characters in the book are exceedingly bland except for the very irritating bad boy, Eddie.
I can sort of see the appeal of the supernatural element to children, but most of the kid characters in the book are exceedingly bland except for the very irritating bad boy, Eddie.
A silly series that creates more questions than it answers. It's great for formulating theories as well as predictions. The class dynamics should be very familiar to those of the Magic School Bus generation.
GENRE: This is a good example of a science fiction early chapter book, because the story centers around strange, "out of this world" events. The students at Bailey School think they have an alien for a substitute teacher, which remains a mystery through the end of the book. The students' curiosity and interest in the fact that they have an alien for a teacher is very realistic, but the fact that the teacher is from another planet, is unbelievable.
SETTING: The setting in the story is a backdrop, because the time and place where the events happen are not specific or integral. The school could be anywhere and the town could be any city in America. The events and things that happen at the school are what carry the story.
ART/MEDIA: pencil, show more sketches show less
SETTING: The setting in the story is a backdrop, because the time and place where the events happen are not specific or integral. The school could be anywhere and the town could be any city in America. The events and things that happen at the school are what carry the story.
ART/MEDIA: pencil, show more sketches show less
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Debbie Dadey was born on May 18, 1959 in Kentucky. Prior to pursuing a full-time writing career, she was head librarian at an elementary school. She is known for co-authoring the Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series. Her co-author Marcia Thornton Jones was a teacher at the same elementary school when they started writing together. The first show more title they wrote together was Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots and from this emerged The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series. Even though they no longer live near each other they are still collaborating on titles. They are also authors of several series including The Triplet Trouble series, the Bailey City Monsters series, and Keyholders series. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

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Marcia Thornton Jones was born in Joliet, Illinois on July 15, 1958. After graduating with high distinction from the University of Kentucky, she became an elementary-school teacher. She received a Master's degree in 1987 from Georgetown College. She is known for co-authoring the Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series. Her co-author Debbie show more Dadey was the head librarian at the same elementary school when they started writing together. The first title they wrote together was Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots and from this emerged The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids series. Even though they no longer live near each other they are still collaborating on titles. They are also authors of several series including The Triplet Trouble series, the Bailey City Monsters series, and Keyholders series. (Bowker Author Biography) show less
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- Canonical title
- Aliens Don't Wear Braces
- Original title
- Aliens Don't Wear Braces
- Alternate titles
- The Adventures of the Bailey School Kids: Aliens Don't Wear Braces
- Original publication date
- 1993-10
- People/Characters
- Howie; Eddie; Melody; Liza; Mrs. Zork; Mrs. Jeepers (show all 8); Carey; Mr. Davis (principal)
- Important places
- Bailey City, USA; Bailey Elementary School, Bailey City, USA
- Dedication
- For the students at Marry Todd, James Lane Allen, Russel Caves, and Tates Creek Elementary schools in Lexington KY - even those who wear braces!
~ DD & MTJ - First words
- Howie hung his purple bookbag in his third-grade classroom at Bailey Elementary School.
- Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)"But things never stay normal long at Bailey Elementary."
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- English
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