Catherine Hapka

A laughably bad book with really nice illustrations.

In my review of Charlie Mackesy's The Boy, the Mole, the Fox and the Horse, I wrote, "If A. A. Milne were forced to spend a year reading nothing but Hallmark cards and inspirational Facebook posts, Winnie-the-Pooh might have turned out something like this piece of junk." Well, someone at Disney must have noticed the success of that inane book and decided to churn out their own sickeningly trite version.

The most cliched Pooh plot is trotted show more out, with Pooh waking up one morning, encountering a problem, and then going around to his friends one by one until the problem goes away or is solved (usually by Christopher Robin) and a celebratory party can be had. Only now every page includes a little insipid aphorism that ties into whatever is happening on the page at the moment.

Some of the worst:
• Why sit at home and curse an empty belly when a friend might have food to share?
• Your friends are one of your greatest resources, and you are one of theirs.
• Don't let minor chores stand in the way of major accomplishments.
• Decisions, decisions . . . Life is full of them.

(My Pooh Project: I love Winnie the Pooh, and so does my wife. Having a daughter gave us a chance to indoctrinate her into the cult by buying and reading her every Pooh book we came across. How many is that? I’m going to count them this year by reading and reviewing one every day and seeing which month I finally run out. Track my progress here:
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Piglet's Big Movie is my second favorite Disney Pooh movie, right after The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. It was so refreshing to have direct adaptations of chapters straight out of the Milne book after the previous two films -- Pooh's Grand Adventure and The Tigger Movie -- went so far afield from the canon. Also, the Carly Simon soundtrack is plain wonderful, and I have it on regular rotation in my music mix slipping in between Metallica, Mozart, and Johnny Cash.

This adaptation by show more Catherine Hapka is perfectly fine, hitting the highlights of the film without getting too wordy. The art is nice too, but it's more interesting when you compare it to its original form as shown in the illustrations in Disney Winnie the Pooh CD Storybook: The Many Adventure of Winnie the Pooh / Piglet's Big Movie / Pooh's Heffalump Movie / The Tigger Movie, adapted by Karen Comer. In that book (which was produced two years later) the exact same pictures are all presented as big rectangles over big blocks of text. The designer of this book has creatively cropped, chopped and flipped those same pictures to give the page layouts here a more dynamic appearance.


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FOR REFERENCE:

The original film was directed by Francis Glebas, with a screenplay by Brian Hohlfeld, additional screenplay material by Ted Henning, and based on Winnie-the-Pooh and The House at Pooh Corner by A. A. Milne. The film and its many adaptations contain a framing sequence around segments adapting A. A. Milne's:
• Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter 7. In Which Kanga and Baby Roo Come to the Forest, and Piglet Has a Bath
• Winnie-the-Pooh Chapter 8. In Which Christopher Robin Leads an Expotition to the North Pole
• The House at Pooh Corner Chapter 1. In Which A House Is Built at Pooh Corner for Eeyore.

(My Pooh Project: I love Winnie the Pooh, and so does my wife. Having a daughter gave us a chance to indoctrinate her into the cult by buying and reading her every Pooh book we came across. How many is that? I’m going to count them this year by reading and reviewing one every day and seeing which month I finally run out. Track my progress here:
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This was bad fanfiction. Let's be honest here. I have no problems with fanfiction in general, but this had all of the hallmarks of a badly inserted character story with the exception of terrible grammar and spelling.

Faith is self-absorbed and self-righteous to an extreme. Admittedly, those characteristics are not that uncommon with Lost characters, but they do not work well when we are stuck living in one character's head with no break. She's also boring. How do you make a character who show more studies poisonous snakes and was involved in an enviromentalist assassination plot boring? Like this. This is how. Take notes.

Faith's (only) other important character trait is her naivety. I have never before seen it's like. There was every sign of there being something really fishy going on, and she completely missed everything because she was too self-absorbed to even notice. An all-expenses-paid trip to Australia by a 'research group' apparently too poor to operate in any place other than an abandoned shopping mall and with a staff that apparently consists of two people, one of insists she is just 'PR'? A boyfriend (who is a complete berk, by the way) who suddenly changes his tune on your relationship with your advisor after being spoken to by the PR lady, even going so far as to set up a meeting with him under false pretenses? Constant overhearing of discussion of a secret plan that comes up whenever you and your boyfriend argue? It's made worse by the constant refrain of "Think with your head, not your heart" that is apparently brought up every other page to be completely ignored. Is something suspicous going on? Then count on Faith to ignore it in favor of thinking about herself and her relationship with her boyfriend or her advisor.

I really didn't have high expectations for this. The start wasn't too bad. But the problem is that nothing happened. Faith is, at best, reactive, and the vast majority of the time is simply passive. Maybe it is hard to write a character that you know canonically dies--she can't do too much without messing up the show's (significantly better) plotline. But I made it through the whole book without ever figuring out why I should care even a little bit that she was dead, and that is a sign of bad writing. show less

Eeyore's gloominess works some super ninja reverse psychology on his friends so they end up seeing the bright side of doing their chores. Weird and fun.

(My Pooh Project: I love Winnie the Pooh, and so does my wife. Having a daughter gave us a chance to indoctrinate her into the cult by buying and reading her every Pooh book we came across. How many is that? I’m going to count them this year by reading and reviewing one every day and seeing which month I finally run out. Track my progress show more here:
https://www.goodreads.com/review/list/23954351-rod-brown?ref=nav_mybooks&she... ) show less