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Tom Holt (1) (1961–)

Author of The Portable Door

For other authors named Tom Holt, see the disambiguation page.

Tom Holt (1) has been aliased into K. J. Parker.

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Series

Works by Tom Holt

Works have been aliased into K. J. Parker.

The Portable Door (2003) 951 copies, 23 reviews
Expecting Someone Taller (1987) 871 copies, 14 reviews
Who's Afraid of Beowulf? (1988) 759 copies, 14 reviews
Snow White and the Seven Samurai (1999) 586 copies, 8 reviews
Flying Dutch (1991) 564 copies, 7 reviews
In Your Dreams (2004) 543 copies, 13 reviews
Falling Sideways (2002) 530 copies, 13 reviews
Earth, Air, Fire and Custard (2005) 501 copies, 12 reviews
Nothing But Blue Skies (2001) 412 copies, 12 reviews
Only Human (1999) 403 copies, 5 reviews
Ye Gods (1992) 382 copies, 7 reviews
Valhalla (2000) 348 copies, 10 reviews
Little People (2002) 348 copies, 11 reviews
Grailblazers (1994) 330 copies, 5 reviews
Barking (2007) 317 copies, 11 reviews
The Outsorcerer's Apprentice (2014) 301 copies, 11 reviews
Paint Your Dragon (1996) 293 copies, 2 reviews
Faust Among Equals (1994) 288 copies, 3 reviews
Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Sausages (2011) 281 copies, 16 reviews
Doughnut (2013) 280 copies, 13 reviews
Blonde Bombshell (2010) 272 copies, 7 reviews
Odds and Gods (1995) 266 copies, 3 reviews
Here Comes the Sun (1993) 260 copies, 4 reviews
May Contain Traces of Magic (2009) 257 copies, 12 reviews
Djinn Rummy (1995) 252 copies, 2 reviews
Overtime (1993) 243 copies, 2 reviews
My Hero (1996) 239 copies, 4 reviews
The Better Mousetrap (2008) 231 copies, 4 reviews
Open Sesame (1997) 215 copies, 2 reviews
Wish You Were Here (1998) 207 copies, 4 reviews
Alexander at the World's End (1999) 194 copies, 5 reviews
The Walled Orchard {Omnibus} (1997) 187 copies
The Second Tom Holt Omnibus (2002) 186 copies, 4 reviews
When It's A Jar (2013) 174 copies, 5 reviews
Lucia in Wartime (1985) 171 copies, 1 review
The Good, The Bad and The Smug (2015) 157 copies, 5 reviews
Lucia Triumphant (1986) 148 copies, 3 reviews
Tall Stories: Omnibus 5 (2004) 146 copies
The Management Style of the Supreme Beings (2017) 138 copies, 4 reviews
Olympiad: An Historical Novel (2000) 136 copies, 4 reviews
An Orc on the Wild Side (2019) 124 copies, 6 reviews
Someone Like Me (Quick Reads) (2006) 62 copies, 2 reviews
The Eight Reindeer of the Apocalypse (2023) 55 copies, 2 reviews
The Walled Orchard (1990) 46 copies, 2 reviews
Expecting Beowulf (2002) 21 copies
The Walled Orchard (2009) 14 copies, 2 reviews
Bitter Lemmings (1997) 12 copies, 1 review
Holt Who Goes There (1998) 8 copies
"Poems by Tom Holt"; (1973) 6 copies
Richards Blockbuster (1997) 3 copies
Without Fire 1 copy
Pizza To Go (1998) 1 copy

Associated Works

Works have been aliased into K. J. Parker.

The Mammoth Book of Comic Fantasy (1998) — Contributor, some editions — 535 copies, 1 review
The Mammoth Book of Seriously Comic Fantasy (1999) — Contributor — 350 copies, 2 reviews
The Mammoth Book of Awesome Comic Fantasy (2001) — Contributor — 202 copies, 1 review
The Mammoth Book of Sorcerers' Tales (2004) — Contributor — 197 copies, 2 reviews
The Mammoth Book of New Comic Fantasy (2005) — Contributor — 193 copies
Shakespearean Whodunnits (1997) — Contributor — 149 copies, 2 reviews
The Mammoth Book of Roman Whodunnits (2003) — Contributor — 134 copies, 3 reviews
The Mammoth Book of Roaring Twenties Whodunnits (2004) — Contributor — 130 copies, 3 reviews
Futures from Nature (2007) — Contributor — 120 copies, 6 reviews
The Mammoth Book of Historical Crime Fiction (2011) — Contributor — 104 copies, 3 reviews
Royal Whodunnits (1999) — Contributor — 74 copies
The Mammoth Book of Sword and Honour (2000) — Contributor — 58 copies, 1 review
The Portable Door [2023 film] (2023) — Original book — 9 copies
Fantasy [2005 anthology] (2005) — Contributor — 3 copies
Subterranean Magazine Summer 2010 — Contributor — 2 copies
Xenofilkia #054 — Contributor — 2 copies

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Common Knowledge

Canonical name
Holt, Tom
Legal name
Holt, Thomas Charles Louis
Other names
Parker, K. J. (pseudonym)
Birthdate
1961-09-13
Gender
male
Education
University of Oxford
Occupations
solicitor
novelist
fantasy writer
Awards and honors
Guest of Honour, Eastercon, UK (1999)
Relationships
Holt, Hazel (Mother)
Short biography
Tom Holt was born in London in 1961. At Oxford he studied bar billiards, ancient Greek agriculture and the care and feeding of small, temperamental Japanese motor engines; interests which led him, perhaps inevitably, to qualify as a solicitor and emigrate to Somerset, where he specialized in death and taxes for seven years before going straight in 1995. Now a full-time writer, he lives in Chard, Somerset, with his wife, one daughter and the unmistakable scent of blood, wafting in on the breeze from the local meat-packing plant. [from The Portable Door (2005)]
Nationality
UK
Birthplace
London, England, UK
Places of residence
Chard, Somerset, UK
London, England, UK
Map Location
England, UK

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Reviews

339 reviews
An impulse purchase, I can't believe I've not read Holt before. The surmise is simple, the execution deft, the result great fun.
Hildy Frederiksen is an archaeology student who is brought in to investigate a suspected Norse barrow burial. Only instead of finding bones, she discovers that the Norse crew of the boat burial are just waking up form a rather long snooze, 1200 years, or thereabouts. The culture shock impact of waking into the late 20th century is excellently played, with all the show more culture shock and incongruity you would expect. It was fast, fun, varied, yet had emotion and feeling. Great fun all round.
I sometimes struggle with fantasy, most noticeably when the fantasy seems to rely on illogical progressions, I like my fantasy to ask me to accept one illogical step, but that the remainder of the book follows logically form there. This seems, to me, to achieve that.
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I first came across the work of Tom Holt with his first novel, Expecting Someone Taller, which was a comic fantasy based on Wagner's Ring cycle. Over the years, I read more of his work, but I found myself getting into a frame of mind where I only found every other one of his novels actually funny. Others reported this too, though I cannot say whether their "every other book" was the same as mine. Eventually, the act of keeping track of 'funny/not funny' became too much and I stopped reading show more Holt's books. In recent years, I have come across another of his literary identities - K.J. Parker - and read and enjoyed his Sixteen Ways to defend a walled City. I read that before I was aware that Parker and Holt were one and the same, so I cannot say I was influenced.

Somehow, I had avoided reading Flying Dutch, though. It was Holt's third novel, and - as the title suggests - it, too, is based around Wagnerian myth; in this case, that of the Flying Dutchman, the sailor cursed by the Devil to sail the seas endlessly until redeemed by love. Holt takes this story and pulls it apart, giving it a new rationale (and undoing most of the Wagnerian connections, although the composer has a cameo appearance). Having pulled the story apart, Holt then re-assembles it with a slightly less fantastical, secular underpinning involving an alchemist with an Elixir of Life, and a life insurance policy never designed for immortals.

The book was first published in 1991, and it shows. There are a lot of things in this book that we no longer have - fax machines, phone cards and High Street bank branches to name but three. There is a bank called the National Lombard, though you had to be around in the 1990s to remember that 'Lombard' was yuppie slang for "Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead". There is a lot of knowing humour, and the whole thing is very clever. But funny? I wouldn't go that far. There is quite of lot of comedy born out of ignorance, which is quite a common thing across the whole spectrum of humour. Most jokes about aspects of modern life, such as bureaucracy or accountancy, are created by people with little direct knowledge of those things. Their jokes then fall flat when bureaucrats or accountants hear them, but that's not because accountants and bureaucrats have no sense of humour. Rather, it's because the view from inside shows up where the funny or ridiculous things really are; most bureaucrats or accountants reckon they could do as well in the comic writing arena. That more do not just goes to show how difficult comedy really is.

Anyway, I was distinctly unimpressed by this book up to around the 40% mark, at which point the plot got into its stride and my interest was engaged by how Holt would make all this come right, and whether the comedy was actually working for me took second place. That actually lasted to the end of the book, much to my surprise.

So in the end, a reasonable outcome. I want to explore K.J. Parker's work further, but I shall probably not look to bring myself up to date with Tom Holt's output (though I may make an exception for one of his books entitled Snow White and the Seven Samurai, mainly because that's a title I wish I'd thought of first.) (Actually, the radical British comedian Alexei Sayle got there before either of us, but never mind.) But as for Flying Dutch, I'm happy to allow it house room for the foreseeable future.
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Wonderfully madcap. Tom Holt is a master at taking broad concepts like myths and lore and scientific innovation, then waving a hand to dismiss all the boring bits before shoving it all into a blender and forgetting to put the lid on ahead of pushing “purée.” You can never quite anticipate what will happen, and it’s just more fun to strap in and see where you wind up.

So many characters to love, and by that I don’t necessarily mean to endorse or support, because fully everyone show more involved is extremely human (even the deities). They’re petty, vindictive, occasionally violent, selfish to unreason, and yet somehow still enjoyable to watch. Even the monkey. Especially the disembodied hair. When the Queen of the Night is giving angels (quite brief) existence to demand a coworker’s whereabouts, and God is following Santa down a chimney, and shapeshifting junior sorcerors flirt with accountants by transforming into office products…there’s no room to get hung up on logic. Very, very satisfying. show less
I love Tom Holt because reading his books doesn’t seem like work. There’s a fatigue that comes with stories written by someone who is visibly exerting themselves. When every word and sentence bears weight, when each paragraph and chapter fits neatly into a larger structure, to read quickly is a sin. It’s the same obligation for attention that follows a lot of what we consider “high culture,” literature and visual arts and music, the idea that you must sit still and appreciate to show more get the most out of something. Consuming media this way certainly has much to recommend it, and provides many rewards, but it is not the only way to do things. After a day of work, when collapsed on the couch, I don’t look at a book for a spiritual experience; I look at it for a good time. And I never regret it, with Tom Holt.
I’m not familiar with Wagner, much less this opera, so I believe I was starting on something of an even footing with Jane, the protagonist, the accountant who meets Julius Vanderdecker, the immortal captain whose life insurance policy provides the basis for the plot. It’s a good story! I loved reading it, and I love the way that Holt connects things, the way he ties everything in, the way he makes everything seem like a bit of a conspiracy and then instead of flat-earthing you, shows that it’s best in even the most exceptional circumstances not to lose one’s head.
If I keep writing, I would love to know how to make things like this. The world has enough manifestos, enough poetic masterworks. Maybe life should be lived like a great work, and entertainment can be appreciated and adored as it is instead of having to serve some great moral purpose.
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