Early Reviewers Basil

Most pets are a mistake.

Dogs mistake enthusiasm for character. Birds confuse noise with presence. Fish are furniture with maintenance demands. Rabbits are destruction in soft packaging. Reptiles require explanations no civilised person should have to give.

In Basil Has Thoughts: On Other Pets, Basil offers a refined and merciless review of the animal kingdom beneath him, along with the curious humans who keep lowering household standards to accommodate it.

A short satirical gift book for readers who enjoy dry humor, elegant contempt, and cats who are clearly right.