Member Hawkeye

Hi. Well, I love the Inhertitance Trilogy, House MD, The Simpsons, Futurama, Sherlock Holmes, Seven Ancient Wonders, History (in general...) and M*A*S*H*...
And now... Some quotes:

Hawkeye: No wonder they execute people at dawn. Who wants to live at 6 a.m.?

Hawkeye: Insanity is just a state of mind.

Hawkeye: Frank, you are 10 of the most boring people I know.

Hawkeye: War isn't Hell. War is war, and Hell is Hell. And of the two, war is the worst.
Father Mulcahy: How do you figure, Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Easy, Father. Tell me, who goes to Hell?
Father Mulcahy: Sinners, I believe.
Hawkeye: Exactly. There are no innocent bystanders in Hell. War is chalk full of them - kids, cripples, old ladies. In fact, except for some of the brass, almost everybody involved is an innocent bystander.

Colonel Flagg: You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me!

Hawkeye: Hello, bed. It's me, Captain Pierce. I'm coming in there.

Frank Burns: I know I'm a real asset.
Hawkeye: You're only off by two letters.

Major Winchester: I do one thing, I do it very well and I move on.

Frank Burns: That's not my department, sir - intelligence is something I try to avoid.

Frank Burns: This is the last straw!
Hawkeye: Remind me to order more straws.

Trapper: Personally, I think you should grow a beard, Frank.
Frank: Sure.
Trapper: No, really. The women love it.
Hawkeye: Here, I'll prove it.
[Walks over to Frank]
Hawkeye: Kiss me.

Trapper: Frank, why don't you let the cut under your nose heal?