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It's never big enough.

Greetings. These are the pertinent facts about me:
I am a human being.
I am alive.
I am in possession of all my limbs, most of my faculties, and both my tonsils.
I am a victim of the legal education system, and have the student loan bills to prove it.
I do not have testicles.
Sometimes I shout "Cha-cha-cha" for no apparent reason. This either confuses, alarms, or irritates those around me.
When no one is listening, I recite Walt Whitman poems under my breath.
I smile even when no one is around.

Ancient Sumerians worshipped me and slayed goats in honor of my beauty. Also, Michael Stipe wrote "Crush With Eyeliner" about me.