Haley's Comet Craps Out.

As one of the wiseacres on the Huffington forum said " One Clown down, Twelve Clowns to go." Yeaha, seems he was all belly and no fire. LOL.

It is a shame though - think of all the "Boss Hogg/Gomer Pyle" jokes we are missing out on from a Barbour/Huckabee ticket. Guess we'll just have to be satisfied with a "Badgerhead/Airhead" ticket (Trump/Palin), or mayhap the Bachman/Trump Overdrive?

Romney may as well cash his chips in too - republican/morlock/teabaggers have his number. He has NO chance.

I'm not talking about his Moronism. Polygamy, magic underwear, Negroes as slaves in heaven - all that just makes him that much more sexy to the average republican/morlock/teabagger.

I'm talking about this:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mitt-romney-haunted-by-past-of-trying-to-help-u...

Romney once tried to help poor sick people. To a republican/morlock/teabagger, THAT is sick.

I predict he will be run out of town on an effing rail - him and that bleeding heart Suckabee guy. That arkansas redneck hog-hugger doesn't even have the balls of a Michael Vick. He has his sons kill the dogs while he sits on the couch eating cream-puffs soaked in lard and watching reruns of HEEEEEE-HAWWWWW.

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I'm not talking about his Moronism

Typo or Freudian slip?

P.S. Don't believe everything you read in The Onion

I suppose Reverend Moon isn't eligible.

- Neither.

- I realized the Onion was satire when I saw a hard copy on a table in the hospitality room while at a convention several decades ago.

I pity the staff writers at the Onion trying to satirize the repubs and their masters the teabaggers. Talk about trying to gild the lily.

As a friend once noted, there's not much satire in their satire.