Stand back, because that chicken WILL CUT YOU

I forget if Giant Metal Chicken is on the traditional or the modern list of wedding anniversary gifts.

Cute story. I like the photo of the chicken on the doorstep. I would expect little Greek men to come pouring out of it once they get it into the house.

I laughed until tears came to my eyes. I think that woman should dump Victor and marry me. We can move to New York first (hooray for New York doing the right thing! Only 44 more states to go).

Seriously, she is very, very funny and that story cheered me up (almost as much as a 5 foot metal chicken on my doorstep would. That is the kind of thing I would actually buy and totally enjoy. At $100 it's a steal!)

Hilarious!

But I'll weep hot tears of jealousy if she leaves Victor and elopes with marietherese...

And yeah, good on New York, high time already.

Based on their front door, they can easily afford an hundred-dollar chicken. I don't know what he's complaining about.

#4 Lola, my dear, if the dire predictions of Republican Chicken Littles hold true, I will soon be able to marry her, you and the metal chicken all in a single depraved, hedonistic, sharia ceremony punctuated by the detonation of atomic bombs and the ritualistic slaughter of virtuous Christian youth. Black tie is optional, topless is required. Guests are instructed to bring absinthe and their own sex toys. RSVP to Hellinahandbasket.org

Well, now THAT sounds like Kingdom Come! One and All!

>1 AsYouKnow_Bob:

We have one. Alas, the corroded sheet metal gallid (or more appropriately perhaps, gallus, gallus) is only about 3.5 feet tall.