Mitt Romney Forced Holocaust Survivors To Eat Non-Kosher Food

According to Lizard Gingrinch, that is.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/31/newt-gingrich-robocall-mitt-romney_n_12...

I suppose Lizard hopes this will get him the "observing Jew" vote.

He should go after the PETA vote next and robocall a message detailing Romney's forcing his dog to ride 12 hours on the roof of his car.

Or maybe appeal to the super-patriot vote by robocalling with these messages:

1. that Willard's father was born in Mexico, qualifying Willard for Mexican citizenship. And that his father was born there because his greatgrandfather fled to Mexico originally to escape prosecution for having 5 wives - uh, at one time. Willard’s greatgrandfather took a final 6th wife while in Mexico - Willard’s greatgrandmother.

2. that Willard has spent years in France and then play a recording of several minutes of Willard speaking French.

3. and if Willard is a "real American" why does he keep all his money in the Cayman Islands, Bermuda, and in Switzerland?

Or how about a robocall of a recording of Willard singing - or should I say "singing" - America the Beautiful:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/us-election/9052733/Mitt-Romney-sings-...

The Lizard only has a few hours left. If he had only let me advise him he would have won in a breeze. But at this point I don't think anything short of an intervention by the Virgin Mary can save his Flor-i-duh campaign.

Newts are amphibians, not lizards.

Accuracy doesn't matter. It is the joy of having an audience for one's latest public display of venom that makes a difference. After all, such displays demonstrate that one is RIGHTEOUS, perhaps even SAVED.

Well, looks like the Lizard is being crushed from Flor-i-duh to the Vegas stripe by the inevitability of The Willard (now best friends with The Donald). The only thing that can slow down The Willard now is if enough prostitutes get out and vote for Rondroid Paulbot.

That republican voters find Willard less objectionable than the Lizard is a testimony to the ninth level of wackiness achieved in his declining years.

And what, for the love of jebus, is up with the latest wife? Holy Cow she must be a Dyson in bed! She reminds me of the Chicken Lady on Kids in the Hall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YwnAdT9I_o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeknVqdDAGA&feature=related

Newts are amphibians, not lizards.

LOL! True, and it may actually explain some of his ever-changing approach to issues.

And, unfortunately, this "Newt" didn't get better

#4: The only thing that can slow down The Willard now is if enough prostitutes get out and vote for Rondroid Paulbot.

Bunny Ranch for the win!