The S.T.U.P.I.D I.G.N.O.R.A.N.T.C.R.A.Z.Y. party

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/04/acorn-republican-voters_n_2239298.html?...

Let's see if I am reading this correctly: according to the polls -

52 per cent of republicans think Obama stole the 2008 election.

49 per cent of republicans think Obama stole the 2012 election.

A quarter of republicans wish to secede from the Union, with 56 per cent desiring to stay Americans and 19 per cent "not sure".

All this, I am sure, is on top of some significant per cent of republicans who still believe Obama is a secret Muslim born in Kenya with a fake Hawaiian birth certificate - and fake birth announcements in the newspapers from 1961.

Conclusion: Anyone in the year of our Lard two thousand and twelve who volunteers the information that he or she is a republican is now under the suspicions of being stupid, ignorant, or crazy, or two of those three, or all three.

This is not ad hominem. Such are the facts. The evidence is clear and overwhelming.

Is there evidence to the contrary? If so, please post. I would love to see it.

"The S.T.U.P.I.D I.G.N.O.R.A.N.T.C.R.A.Z.Y. party"

Have you meant Lunar? Your vocabularies seem to be asymptotically approaching each other.

And now, continuing with the “apropos of nothing” theme started in the previous post:

"Oh Danny Boy" by Eva Cassidy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=852gverKRPo

"Jeannie with the Light Brown Hair"by Marilyn Horne:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=bO-fotb50eQ&feature=endscreen

Wolves -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn9XaBX9GVU&list=FLhBaIHRju_X9q5e12zsHhTw&amp...

Pietro Mascagni: Cavalleria rusticana - Intermezzo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OvsVSWB4TI&list=FLhBaIHRju_X9q5e12zsHhTw&amp...

And, finally, "Smoke on the Water" - Japanese style:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWXfxm8BcwU&list=FLhBaIHRju_X9q5e12zsHhTw&amp...

This "Smoke on the Water" is fun. Am listening to it as I make dinner.

Give us more of that kind of stuff.

I prefer the Pat Boone version of 'Smoke on the Water'.

> 5

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QS9aU0ONgA

Jesus H. Frog, that was so bad it made my skin hurt.

Please, please don't tell me Perry Como ever did "Get Up Offa That Thing" (James Brown) or that Andy Williams cut a version of "Get Da Funk Out Ma Face" (The Brothers Johnson).

Though a version of "The Pusher Man" by the Osmonds would make sense in a certain way.

> 4

OK.

Please to enjoy "Highway to Hell!"- played on shamisen and accordion by the duo Duckmandu:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VftocVO93uE

And dueling shamisens:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgN_xIHqLUA

Pro and Con has a new DJ...

The anime Nitaboh closes with an excellent shamisen solo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncqm2ANTqss

http://youtu.be/XGd21qshXDc

http://youtu.be/xsUKiMfNG4c

http://youtu.be/Z2JU4gX6rg8

I meant this one, sorry about that last one.

http://youtu.be/L2Wx230gYJw

life's a piece of shit
when you look at it

http://www.badideatshirts.com/?gclid=COOh36zJlrQCFRRbnAodJnQAww

I have no financial interest or connection with this site - I just think some of the T's are rather funny.

Percussion Rules, mofos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJVdnMAGIt8

(Don't miss the end with the flaming drumsticks.)

Everybody loves bagpipes and marching bands. Except those that don't. Who are just bastards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Gwahrk6wc

http://www.bornrich.com/entry/24k-gold-pills-for-the-super-rich/

Quantitative easing ?

> 15

Don't need'em. I already shit gold.

Why am I not surprised. And, of course, it has to do with your shit.

That reminds me that Luther wrote that he once threw a turd at the devil, who had dared to approach him while he was on the crapper.

Yes, I'm sure that Luther was almost as religious and devout as JGL. Such people are known for dealing in shit.

Such people are known for dealing in shit.

Thank goodness for emergency recovery and sewerage systems.

> 17 (and #138 in another thread you posted the exact same thing, and where I replied the same)

"...That reminds me that Luther wrote that he once threw a turd at the devil, who had dared to approach him while he was on the crapper..."

Ha ha. That Martin Luther. What a jokester. Besides being a filthy murderer, of course. But still, the man had a sense of humor. Hmmm - I wonder how it would compare to Charles Manson's?

~20

Thanks for the bulletin. Many of us try to keep up with your tidbits of wisdom, but probably miss some of them.

> 21

That's pretty weak sarcasm. Aren't you feeling well?

Perhaps you have iron poor blood.

As a pharmacist I can't prescribe but I would recommend Geritol. You know, a tbsp. has twice the iron as a whole pound of calf's liver.

LOL.

Yah, you're absolutely right. Given what an easy target you are, I should be able to come up with a lot better satires and sarcasm. (Find a G_d under your bed this week?)

> 23

I think you had better call 911. You seem to have degenerated into a serious condition of terminal unfunny.

LOL. Not.

I'll be happy to call for you. What should I say is your problem?

> 25

You.

Yes, I have that effect on fanatics that are not happy with any response to what they're saying other than
"AMEN !!"

> 27

Classic case of projection.

Sort of like when you (all the time) project that all religious sorts are raving fundamentalist Baptist Christians - just like you were (and still are, minus the Christian part)?

> 30 "...Sort of like when you (all the time) project that all religious sorts are raving fundamentalist Baptist Christians..."

That's a filthy lie and you know it.

"... just like you were..."

That is also a filthy lie, and you also know that.

"...and still are, minus the Christian part..."

And a third lie follows the previous two, and you know it is a lie just like the previous ones.

At this point, if I were a believer in psychic phenomenon, I would have to guess you are channeling Willard Rmoney.

Or, if I were Regis Philbin, I would have to say at this point "YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL!"

LOL.