Ben/Jerry's Co-Founder Gives Bernie Sanders His Own Ice Cream Flavor
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1JGL53
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/bernie-sanders-ice-cream_us_56a650dae4b0d8cc...
That's nice. But, to be fair, how about a flavor for Hillary?
It could be called EstablishMINT. It would have a thick layer of lying and cheating on top, a strong hint of desperation, and an aftertaste of bitterness. It would contain NO chocolate since Black voters are now switching over in droves to Bernie. There will be no cherry on top (This ice cream has been around.) Instead there will be a free cigar stuck in the middle - to do with as you please.
That's nice. But, to be fair, how about a flavor for Hillary?
It could be called EstablishMINT. It would have a thick layer of lying and cheating on top, a strong hint of desperation, and an aftertaste of bitterness. It would contain NO chocolate since Black voters are now switching over in droves to Bernie. There will be no cherry on top (This ice cream has been around.) Instead there will be a free cigar stuck in the middle - to do with as you please.
2timspalding
Wait, a layer of chocolate, and then vanilla?
3margd
Funny, in radio interview Kucinich mentioned having some B&J's when he was up that way: "Everything in moderation." He must have been referring to Sanders flavor!
ETA: Kasich! I meant Kasich!
ETA: Kasich! I meant Kasich!
5JGL53
> 3
If so then only in the sense that Sanders is too right wing for Kucinich.
(I'm not joking.)
If so then only in the sense that Sanders is too right wing for Kucinich.
(I'm not joking.)
6faceinbook
>1 JGL53:
" Instead there will be a free cigar stuck in the middle "
>4 barney67:
"Something with nuts in it."
Hey, If I were Hillary I would be proud to have an ice cream flavor such as this....I would just ask that the nuts be crushed and the cigar be flaming.
" Instead there will be a free cigar stuck in the middle "
>4 barney67:
"Something with nuts in it."
Hey, If I were Hillary I would be proud to have an ice cream flavor such as this....I would just ask that the nuts be crushed and the cigar be flaming.
7JGL53
> 6
Bill's nuts will never be crushed, certainly not by Hillary. She's been, like, the most indulgent mom on earth. He bangs the help, or goes out to a low-rent rendezvous, and when he gets home she spanks the hell out of him. And he comes again.
And Bill's "flaming cigar" will never be extinguished. This is the Age of Viagra. Hugh Hefner will die with a hard-on and while coming. His heart will give up the good fight WAY before his penis calls it quits.
Ditto Bill.
Bill's nuts will never be crushed, certainly not by Hillary. She's been, like, the most indulgent mom on earth. He bangs the help, or goes out to a low-rent rendezvous, and when he gets home she spanks the hell out of him. And he comes again.
And Bill's "flaming cigar" will never be extinguished. This is the Age of Viagra. Hugh Hefner will die with a hard-on and while coming. His heart will give up the good fight WAY before his penis calls it quits.
Ditto Bill.
8faceinbook
>7 JGL53:
Class......so much class. And who says I was referring to any one man's nuts in particular ?
Good example of why dress codes turn sexist......some American's can not get over themselves !
Class......so much class. And who says I was referring to any one man's nuts in particular ?
Good example of why dress codes turn sexist......some American's can not get over themselves !
9JGL53
> 8
If there are any bilingual feminists reading this who could translate the above feminese into regular English for me, I would appreciate it. I am sure there could very well be a sound logical argument there and I would hate to miss it. Unfortunately I am only fluent in the king's English, pig latin, and Continental code (I used to be an amateur radio enthusiast.). The southern belles I grew up around did not speak feminese and thus I never picked it up.
If there are any bilingual feminists reading this who could translate the above feminese into regular English for me, I would appreciate it. I am sure there could very well be a sound logical argument there and I would hate to miss it. Unfortunately I am only fluent in the king's English, pig latin, and Continental code (I used to be an amateur radio enthusiast.). The southern belles I grew up around did not speak feminese and thus I never picked it up.
10Kuiperdolin
They made fried chicken about him too.
11JGL53
> 8
OK. A good friend of mine - who happens to be a woman (imagine that) - just clued me in on what your reference was concerning "dress codes" which "turn sexist".
So - the mouthing of some dingbat republican member of the Kansas legislature - what in hell does that have to do with anything else on this thread?
The ultimate in sexism I would think is RAPE. Hillary has been involved in covering up the fact - or avoiding the fact - that her husband is a rapist for decades now simply for political gain. She has done her part to discredit and disrespect all of his accusers. All other women in the world since time immemorial are to be believed - no questions asked - if they charge a man with rape - but an exception to the rule must be allowed for Bill Clinton - that is Hillary's position.
If you are foursquare against sexism, then let Bill Clinton be the target of your rage.
I may be a mere man but I WILL step forward and defend women and womanhood against people like you and Hillary Clinton.
You know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And a cherry is just a cherry.
OK. A good friend of mine - who happens to be a woman (imagine that) - just clued me in on what your reference was concerning "dress codes" which "turn sexist".
So - the mouthing of some dingbat republican member of the Kansas legislature - what in hell does that have to do with anything else on this thread?
The ultimate in sexism I would think is RAPE. Hillary has been involved in covering up the fact - or avoiding the fact - that her husband is a rapist for decades now simply for political gain. She has done her part to discredit and disrespect all of his accusers. All other women in the world since time immemorial are to be believed - no questions asked - if they charge a man with rape - but an exception to the rule must be allowed for Bill Clinton - that is Hillary's position.
If you are foursquare against sexism, then let Bill Clinton be the target of your rage.
I may be a mere man but I WILL step forward and defend women and womanhood against people like you and Hillary Clinton.
You know, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. And a cherry is just a cherry.
12JGL53
> 10
Bernie's Wiki bio claims he is not kin to Col. Sanders of fried chicken fame. What matters it?
He did eat fried chicken in a soul food restaurant in Atlanta last November with his new rapper friend Killer Mike.
Bernie was arrested for demonstrating against racial segregation back in the '60s. Now, in appreciation, a brother has introduced him to some of the best food on earth.
It's a win/win.
Bernie's Wiki bio claims he is not kin to Col. Sanders of fried chicken fame. What matters it?
He did eat fried chicken in a soul food restaurant in Atlanta last November with his new rapper friend Killer Mike.
Bernie was arrested for demonstrating against racial segregation back in the '60s. Now, in appreciation, a brother has introduced him to some of the best food on earth.
It's a win/win.
