Something you would never hear (a character in a book) say

We had a lot of fun with this on my family's web site. We found out we really know each other too well when we played "What you would never hear (a family member) say."

Let's try it with our favorite book characters. What do you think they would never say? I'll start with a couple to get the ball rolling... I'll think of some more while I'm cooking dinner. Join in!

From Gone With the Wind:
Scarlet - "I think I'll think about that right now!"
Melanie - "Oh fiddle dee dee!"

A Christmas Carol:
Tiny Tim - "Curses on all of you! And you especially, Mr. Scrooge!"

Peter Pan:
Wendy - "Oh, grow up, Peter!"
Peter - "Okay."

;)

Any Sherlock Holmes story:
Holmes: "I'm completed baffled. Watson, take a look at these clues and tell me what I'm missing here."

Any James Bond story:
Bond: "I'm sick of martinis. I think I'll have a margarita. On the rocks, not frozen."

Green Eggs and Ham:
Sam-I-Am, you must now die!
You have annoyed this grouchy guy.
Your last meal will be green eggs and ham
Then say goodbye to Sam-I-Am!

From almost any Dave Barry book:
Yeah, you're right, I AM making this up!

Brilliant minds think alike, boogie! I had Sam-I-Am and dire consequences running through my head! LOL!

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz
Dorothy - "Oh, I'm so glad I made it to the storm cellar before that cyclone hit our house!"

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
Alice - "You want me to drink WHAT? I don't think so..."

The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
Tom - "Buncha fellers wanted to help me whitewash Aunt Polly's fence, but I figgered if ya want a job done right, ya gotta do it yourself."

The Illiad and The Odyssey ;)
Ulysses - "Penelope, the boys and I are off on a short adventure, and will be back in no time!"

Luke Skywalker: You're my Dad?! Way cool! Wanna go for a beer?

Han Solo: It IS my fault!

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There are hundreds of characters in the authorized books. I could go on and on ;)

Isaard: but I want to SHARE the bacta!

And so on -- nobody will get these. ;)

Oliver: Seconds? No thanks, I'm full.

LOL ;)

I thought of some more the other day, but I've slept since then. Maybe they'll come back to me. ;)