1JPB
Please continue killing this thread in here... the first one is getting too long for too many people to load conveniently.
Thanks!
Thanks!
4jillmwo
Um, if it comes down to killing this thread or killing the LT servers, which has priority? Is there any consensus on this point? Should we appoint a working group? Committees can kill anything, you know.
6Choreocrat
Wow! Scary knitting.
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Run! Run for your lives!
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7AnnaClaire
Knitting? That's crochet!
8Choreocrat
Well. I just proved my manliness... :)
9Jakeofalltrades
Nothing kills threads like... BAD EMO POETRY!
Maybe if the thread gets depressed enough it will become Emo and kill itself:
Follow the link:
http://emo-poems.greatestjournal.com/
Enjoy!
Maybe if the thread gets depressed enough it will become Emo and kill itself:
Follow the link:
http://emo-poems.greatestjournal.com/
Enjoy!
11AnnaClaire
My dad did for many years. I think he gave it up only because he needed to work longer hours.
12DaynaRT
My dad used to macrame and I still have a Snoopy latch hook rug he made for me when I was a kid. I used to tape soap operas for him when he had to work the day shift. He looks like a cross between one of the guys from ZZ Top and motorcyle gang member. So much for manliness. ;)
13littlegeek
Russell Crowe knits. Enough said.
14littlegeek
btw does this mean that readafew wins the other thread?
15jillmwo
I remember when it was a big deal that Rosy Grier of Refrigerator fame admitted that he did needlepoint.
16MerryMary
I remember it too, but Rosie wasn't the Refrigerator. Roosevelt Grier had a long and illustrious NFL career with the Giants, and (most notedly) with the Rams as art of the Fearsome Foursome. And he also appeared on "Free to Be You and Me" singing a song called "It's Alright to Cry." (Speaking of manliness - as we were.)
"The Refrigerator" was a lineman for the Chicago Bears named William Perry. Shorter career, no needlepoint, no crying.
"The Refrigerator" was a lineman for the Chicago Bears named William Perry. Shorter career, no needlepoint, no crying.
17DaynaRT
My uncle helped build The Fridge's house down in Aiken, South Carolina. He drove me by it while I was visiting and they had a doctor's scale on the big, wrap-around porch.
Dude, you're fat, the numbers mean nothing anymore!
Dude, you're fat, the numbers mean nothing anymore!
18darrow
Ahem! Excuse me but this thread is more alive now than when it started.
Back on topic, please. ;-)
Back on topic, please. ;-)
20Jakeofalltrades
The Tell-Tale Thread: The Horror Masterpiece...
One thread, murdered by one man gone mad with guilt... until... it posted on...
The posting of that hideous thread!
One thread, murdered by one man gone mad with guilt... until... it posted on...
The posting of that hideous thread!
21Choreocrat
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22maggie1944
so....*long pause, while everyone snoozes* what is the point of this thread? I don't understand, will someone please explain this to me.
23Choreocrat
Point?
There's a point?
*shrugs*
There's a point?
*shrugs*
24mrgrooism
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Is it dead yet?
25maggie1944
Man, I admire your persistence and pure availability of time and talent.
26buchleser
Groo, you don't win, but I would definitely give you an honorable mention, or at least a neato Participant Ribbon.
27Choreocrat
That's some macro you wrote there, Groo. It *was* a macro, right?
28Jakeofalltrades
I think it was a trifle unnecessary to repeat the 100 bottles of beer song twice, however it is the pretty baubles that liven up our dreary lives to make them shine like the growing Christmas trees they are, and we enjoy these baubles until we die, and are replaced by new, greener trees next year. Plastic trees are not even immortal in themselves, they break or melt or their lights grow dim, they too will be replaced in time, that is forever fleeting for their kind, like us, and we are like them, in ways that few notice in the festive season when we are wrapped up in the joy we get from unwrapping gifts given by loved ones, a ritual most people we know repeat year after year, not thinking of what it really means until one is older, and becomes like Santa Claus, dispensing little nuggets of wisdom and happy moments to the young.
*This Christmas Season related Philosophy discourse brought to you by Jacob Martin, AKA TeenAuthor*
*This Christmas Season related Philosophy discourse brought to you by Jacob Martin, AKA TeenAuthor*
29mrgrooism
I know how to make macaroni, but not a macro.
I cut and pasted, then type in the numbers. Oh, and it was repeated 3 times, not twice!
I cut and pasted, then type in the numbers. Oh, and it was repeated 3 times, not twice!
30StarGazer72
But who can count after all that beer? ;-D
31AlannaSmithee
What? This thread was set to die after only 30 posts???
33Choreocrat
:-S *hic* Tha'sh roight. Bu' where'd those free 'undred beers go? 'Cos I only had a few, 'n' there's an aaawwwful lotta bo'ls 'ere. Ah. I always wondered how to see the pink invisible unicorn. There she is. That or a pygmy mammoth.
*thump*
*thump*
34jillmwo
When he wakes, send up some strong coffee and dry toast to that man. Back in my day, a real man could drink and handle his pink unicorns without crashing over into the furniture. Tsk Tsk.
If we kill this thread, will it hurt the unicorn?
If we kill this thread, will it hurt the unicorn?
35Jakeofalltrades
Klatchian coffee, stat!
36Choreocrat
*bing* Wow, that's good stuff! But a helluva hangover. Better call a roomba for the cleanup.
It was worth it.
It was worth it.
37Jakeofalltrades
Nothing kills a thread quite like shock, so here's a shocking poem:
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Reading in the Nude – A Poem by Jacob Martin
Reading in the Nude
It’s rather rude
To cop that attitude
That puts you in an angry mood
See the man on the deckchair
In summer’s heat of December
See that he is reading, bare
Exposing his large member
For all to view
It’ll make you spew
“That man is Nude!”
Cry the people in pews
The Church goers ruffle their feathers
As the man soaks up the weather
So nice, and hot,
A nice reading spot
The bystanders are not mistaken
This man sits on his lawn stark naked
But he intends his bareness
And in all certain fairness
The Human Body is not crude
Never meaning to be rude
All natural, too often hidden
Any exposure forbidden
Truth goes naked
So they say
Maybe this man
Thinks that way
He is completely revealed
No part of his soul concealed
His body not hiding
He’s hardly law abiding
But who would really win,
If the police arrested him?
Only censorship would be
The Victor, and that we do not need.
* * * * *
Reading in the Nude – A Poem by Jacob Martin
Reading in the Nude
It’s rather rude
To cop that attitude
That puts you in an angry mood
See the man on the deckchair
In summer’s heat of December
See that he is reading, bare
Exposing his large member
For all to view
It’ll make you spew
“That man is Nude!”
Cry the people in pews
The Church goers ruffle their feathers
As the man soaks up the weather
So nice, and hot,
A nice reading spot
The bystanders are not mistaken
This man sits on his lawn stark naked
But he intends his bareness
And in all certain fairness
The Human Body is not crude
Never meaning to be rude
All natural, too often hidden
Any exposure forbidden
Truth goes naked
So they say
Maybe this man
Thinks that way
He is completely revealed
No part of his soul concealed
His body not hiding
He’s hardly law abiding
But who would really win,
If the police arrested him?
Only censorship would be
The Victor, and that we do not need.
38jillmwo
"Nothing kills a thread quite like a shock"
I think that works best if it's a "short, sharp shock" as in Gilbert and Sullivan; I'm not sure it has the same effect if it's a poem of more than six stanzas about men sitting about in the nude.
However, at the risk of sounding like Christopher Robin or Rabbit or Piglet, I will say it's a very *useful* poem and I'm sure we'll want it when the time comes round. It's just not suitable for our purposes *here*.
Of course, now I've said that, I realize that a poem about nude men would kill conversation dead in any other setting.
I think that works best if it's a "short, sharp shock" as in Gilbert and Sullivan; I'm not sure it has the same effect if it's a poem of more than six stanzas about men sitting about in the nude.
However, at the risk of sounding like Christopher Robin or Rabbit or Piglet, I will say it's a very *useful* poem and I'm sure we'll want it when the time comes round. It's just not suitable for our purposes *here*.
Of course, now I've said that, I realize that a poem about nude men would kill conversation dead in any other setting.
39AlannaSmithee
Speaking of Christopher Robin ... I had a former co-worker/friend who named her second child Christopher Robert. I, naturally, could only think of Christopher Robin when thinking about her new child.
The first time she called, after delivering, I steeled myself and sent this through my brain: Don't call him Christopher Robin! Don't call him Christopher Robin! Don't call him Christopher Robin! Whatever you do, don't call him Christopher Robin!
So what do I say??
How's Pooh?
LOL ... color me embarassed!
The first time she called, after delivering, I steeled myself and sent this through my brain: Don't call him Christopher Robin! Don't call him Christopher Robin! Don't call him Christopher Robin! Whatever you do, don't call him Christopher Robin!
So what do I say??
How's Pooh?
LOL ... color me embarassed!
40AlannaSmithee
Aw, c'mon .... don't make me a killer!
42frithuswith
Alanna - if it helps at all, I was talking with some friends about remembering baby names last night and they very much appreciated your story!
44StarGazer72
Dang. I leave for a while and this thread comes roaring back to life! It was holding out strong for three whole days. >;)
And jillmwo, I think if we succeed in killing this thread, the pink unicorn will just hop over to that other, far more insidious thread.
And jillmwo, I think if we succeed in killing this thread, the pink unicorn will just hop over to that other, far more insidious thread.
45FantasyGirl2
Thread has successfully been killed.
46FantasyGirl2
Oh,wait, nvm.
Reincarnation. Spring: rebirth. etc.
Sorry. Just couldn't let it die.
Funny, how the topic is "Kill this thread with your post", but the thread died simply because of disuse?
Reincarnation. Spring: rebirth. etc.
Sorry. Just couldn't let it die.
Funny, how the topic is "Kill this thread with your post", but the thread died simply because of disuse?
49GeorgiaDawn
Ah, there's your answer, Clam! The Smurfs were holding it hostage!
54Graffotti
#53
The BBC radio 4 "News Quiz" has a tradition now that when the name of Sarah Palin is invoked, a snippet of the Hallelujah Chorus is played.
The origins of this are lost in the mists of time, but I vaguely recall it being because she was God's Gift to Satire.
It's very effective here, but then we do have sarcasm supplements added to the drinking water. Not sure how it would go down on the left bank of the pond.
The BBC radio 4 "News Quiz" has a tradition now that when the name of Sarah Palin is invoked, a snippet of the Hallelujah Chorus is played.
The origins of this are lost in the mists of time, but I vaguely recall it being because she was God's Gift to Satire.
It's very effective here, but then we do have sarcasm supplements added to the drinking water. Not sure how it would go down on the left bank of the pond.
55jnwelch
Hilarious! I think it would play well this side of the pond. Some would get the satire, others would simply find it appropriate. :-)
56GeorgiaDawn
Let's factor polynomials!
57AnnaClaire
Let's factor polymaths! <ducks and covers>
58Graffotti
... and now on Radio 3, extracts from Gordon Brown's new autobiography "A Big Boy Done It and Run Away" accompanied by Harrison Birtwhistle's exciting Antiphonies for Steam-hammer and Accountant.
Sound effects left to your very own deranged imagination. Names of artistic works used in this post are intended to be fictional and no reference to actual works was intended or should be inferred. No accountants were harmed in the making of this post.
Sound effects left to your very own deranged imagination. Names of artistic works used in this post are intended to be fictional and no reference to actual works was intended or should be inferred. No accountants were harmed in the making of this post.
59Citizenjoyce
The golden question should do it:
What do you know about the Book of Mormon?
Would you like to know more?
What do you know about the Book of Mormon?
Would you like to know more?
60AHS-Wolfy
@58, I feel sorry for Christopher Brookmyre now that you've said that. That's an excellent book and it will not get any more readers thanks to your comment.
61Graffotti
#60 I had no idea it was a real book ... but I'm sure it would not be confused with anything GB wrote.
62Cable99
I was going to post a link to Ann Coulter's website but then I realized the idea was to kill the thread, not the readers.
63FantasyGirl2
But I suppose it was a good idea. Kill off all the readers/posters, and the thread dies.
64Choreocrat
This poster deleted by the thread
66FantasyGirl2
This poster has also been deleated by thread.
67AnnaClaire
This poster has also been deleted by yarn.
70hfglen
Now let's see ... is the thread susceptible to awful puns?
Like this one, culled from the local newspaper:
Concerning the Irish folksinger who couldn't perform because she'd left her harp in Sam Frank's disco ..
Like this one, culled from the local newspaper:
Concerning the Irish folksinger who couldn't perform because she'd left her harp in Sam Frank's disco ..
71Graffotti
Awful pun time is it? Alright!
----
Our man is perusing the menu in a new restaurant, when an immaculately dressed young chap introduces himself
“Good evening sir, my name is Gervaise, I shall be your waiter this evening”
“Good evening. I’m ready to order. I’d like the Chef’s Special Squid please”, says our decisive man.
“An excellent choice sir. Would you like to choose your squid, they’re in the tank there”.
“Yes please”, says he stalking across to the tank. “Hmm, I’ll have the one with the green tint, there”
“That one?” says Gervaise, lips in a tight line of disapproval “The one - waving - at you”.
“Yes please”
“It’s rather small, sir, wouldn’t you rather have the other one?”
“No, the small green one please”
“Very well, sir” says the waiter and with leaden feet wheels the tank out to the kitchen.
“We’ve had Kermit for ages, we can’t serve him up!”, he pleads with the chef to substitute another squid but to no avail. It must be the green one, the customer will be able to tell, but the chef cannot bring himself to do the foul deed so he calls over to the huge hulk of a man doing the washing up to dispatch the squid for him.
Hans, the dishwasher, looks at the squid and the squid looks up at him with disappointed eyes, just like his old mother used to do, back in the Old Country. He tries to ignore it, but he notices that the squid even has the same little moustache that dear old Mum had, so it’s no good. He can’t do it either.
Which just goes to prove the old saying
“Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervaise with mild green hairy lip squid”
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Our man is perusing the menu in a new restaurant, when an immaculately dressed young chap introduces himself
“Good evening sir, my name is Gervaise, I shall be your waiter this evening”
“Good evening. I’m ready to order. I’d like the Chef’s Special Squid please”, says our decisive man.
“An excellent choice sir. Would you like to choose your squid, they’re in the tank there”.
“Yes please”, says he stalking across to the tank. “Hmm, I’ll have the one with the green tint, there”
“That one?” says Gervaise, lips in a tight line of disapproval “The one - waving - at you”.
“Yes please”
“It’s rather small, sir, wouldn’t you rather have the other one?”
“No, the small green one please”
“Very well, sir” says the waiter and with leaden feet wheels the tank out to the kitchen.
“We’ve had Kermit for ages, we can’t serve him up!”, he pleads with the chef to substitute another squid but to no avail. It must be the green one, the customer will be able to tell, but the chef cannot bring himself to do the foul deed so he calls over to the huge hulk of a man doing the washing up to dispatch the squid for him.
Hans, the dishwasher, looks at the squid and the squid looks up at him with disappointed eyes, just like his old mother used to do, back in the Old Country. He tries to ignore it, but he notices that the squid even has the same little moustache that dear old Mum had, so it’s no good. He can’t do it either.
Which just goes to prove the old saying
“Hans that do dishes can be soft as Gervaise with mild green hairy lip squid”
73FantasyGirl2
This poster has been killed by post 71. The cause of her death was identified as excessive laughter. Sort of.
74FantasyGirl2
Then the poster came back to life, reread posts 67-68, and died again, of excessive laughter. Doctors report that tis willbe bad for poster in the event that she wakes up.
75Choreocrat
This delete has been authored by its post.
76AnnaClaire
This post has been authored by its delete.
81FantasyGirl2
This post has been accidently deleted.
82Choreocrat
This author has been shunned by the other posts for being too political
83FantasyGirl2
This post could not be posted properly.
84Choreocrat
This post deleted by a conspiracy of ... no... run! Now! Before they ...
85skoobdo
HOW TO KILL THIS THREAD:
"Flag abuse" by four different posters to all 84 above messages on the same day. I think it will disappear.
"Flag abuse" by four different posters to all 84 above messages on the same day. I think it will disappear.
87Choreocrat
This post has been rated PG - parental guidance recommended. It may contain adult references and supernatural violence.
89Choreocrat
Load-bearing post: do not delete
90FantasyGirl2
This post had a life-death battle with the thread and died.
95Graffotti
*BLAM*
Sorry, it was for the common good.
*heaves dead post onto back of cart*
Bring out your dead!
Sorry, it was for the common good.
*heaves dead post onto back of cart*
Bring out your dead!
96Citizenjoyce
This post afflicted with Mildew. Run for your lives!
97maggie1944
Wha?
99maggie1944
one...two...three...four...five....six...seven...eight...nine...ten: here I come! ready or not.
*dashes around frantically hunting for any one to tag*
sees not one person, beastie, or dragon, even....
thread is dead
*dashes around frantically hunting for any one to tag*
sees not one person, beastie, or dragon, even....
thread is dead
100Choreocrat
*dodges tag*
*trips on the staircase*
*trips on the staircase*
104AnnaClaire
This post closed pending investigation.
106maggie1944
No Renovations Necessary; Investigation Concluded
107Carrotlady
Where should I send flowers?
110Carrotlady
Sorry, whenever I see a DO NOT DISTURB sign, I have to knock to see what's going on in there
112Carrotlady
Moi???? Never!
113jillmwo
This post on vacation; should you need immediate assistance, please dial "O" for the operator and ask for this thread's assistant on extension 123.
115FantasyGirl2
lol
117FantasyGirl2
105> Did u say "x"? Where? Where's the treasure??
118beelzebubba
Hello everybody!
(there, that should do it)
(there, that should do it)
120AnnaClaire
Wow, fluffy indeed! I've seen angora bunnies that were a lot less fluffy!
121jillmwo
murderous rampage
Oh, let me clarify that. It's a murderous rampage against the THREAD, not the fluffy bunny.
Oh, let me clarify that. It's a murderous rampage against the THREAD, not the fluffy bunny.
122maggie1944
yeowsers! would not want to meet one of those in an alley on a hot summer's day, with full sun light
123jillmwo
You were frightened by fluffy bunnies at an early age? Or you saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail perhaps?
Honestly, I would totally agree if it wasn't for the hairy-nosed wombats
Honestly, I would totally agree if it wasn't for the hairy-nosed wombats
124maggie1944
oh, you almost did it....killed this thread; but, unfortunately you asked two questions and I must, being a former school teacher, answer them, to the best of my abilities.
1. I do not recollect having been frightened by fluffy bunnies at an early age, or for that matter, at any age.
2. Yes, I have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail and it did frighten me, at that age; I do not recollect what age that was; however.
Now, I have a question: Does any one have a picture of a hairy-nosed wombat? Please?
1. I do not recollect having been frightened by fluffy bunnies at an early age, or for that matter, at any age.
2. Yes, I have seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail and it did frighten me, at that age; I do not recollect what age that was; however.
Now, I have a question: Does any one have a picture of a hairy-nosed wombat? Please?
126Citizenjoyce
Well, you'll never kill a thread with a posting like that. Let the oohing and ahhing commence.
129Citizenjoyce
a scoala? Oops, once again, not a message that leads to stopping?
130jillmwo
So really with those kind of credentials, there's no way that this thread gets killed (or even scratched).
This thread to be re-christened as Coo Over This Thread With Your Post
This thread to be re-christened as Coo Over This Thread With Your Post
133Citizenjoyce
Ooh, aah
134FantasyGirl2
*oohs and aahs*
135jillmwo
OK, now it's time for one of our wonderful photographers (Tane, GeorgiaDawn, where are you?) to take a picture of something disgusting. Mold or gore or even a filthy bathroom so we can get the impetus going again to *kill* this thread.
136Citizenjoyce
I think a moldy, gory bathroom would counter the thread killing sweetness of the pandas.
137FantasyGirl2
I don't want to kill it anymore. if we do, what will happen to the sweet pandas and hiary-nosed wombat and fluffy bunny!
*whimpers*
*whimpers*
138Citizenjoyce
There, there. Everything will be all right. They'll just go to live on a nice farm with lots of fresh air and sunshine and plenty of other pandas, hairy-nosed wombats and fluffy bunnies to play with.
139DragonFreak
Nah, I still want to kill it.
141jillmwo
I'm not sure that noting that entirely legitimate point will necessarily help us to move forward in killing the thread.
142Citizenjoyce
Anyone have a picture of moldy, gore covered panda painted dogs?
143DragonFreak
I'm afraid to even look.
