Powerful Horn of War

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Powerful Horn of War

1EndofDiskOne
Dec 13, 2024, 10:57 pm

If each of these books features a novel Power used in War, the cover here suggests that the War coverage of this book will heavily engage The Power of the Horny.

2GSSex-noob
Dec 14, 2024, 9:24 pm

Ask your doctor if OMIZANTRIM is right for you. Serious side effects include hair loss, hair growth, and sprouting of wings. Do not take if you are allergic to orgies or genies.

3bam2001
Dec 15, 2024, 1:12 pm

I read a few volumes of that series, and I can safely say the Power of Horny is invoked in every book.

Also liked the cover for the last book (sorry I can't find a better resolution)

4paradoxosalpha
Dec 15, 2024, 1:50 pm

>3 bam2001:

That's some ting!

"lusty ... rousing"

5GSSex-noob
Dec 15, 2024, 10:45 pm

I was wondering about the blurb till I remembered Vardeman and Zelazny lived in the same area at the time.

6bam2001
Dec 16, 2024, 2:29 am

Good blurbs make good neighbors?

I'm bit surprised the first cover didn't inspire any furries jokes.

7GSSex-noob
Dec 16, 2024, 4:20 pm

I don't know if wings count as "furries" stricto sensu, but in the wider definition, they probably do.

Furries are generally not as weird as portrayed. I have had a great non-sexy time at parties thrown by furries. Loud dance music; they can disco and rave in those outfits.

I had a wolf-furry pal in the 90s who was very sweet. One con he came up to me sans costume and started talking to me as if he knew me and I was all "who is this guy?" He saw my confusion, said his fursona name, and then I squeed "Wolfie!" and hugged him. He was VERY shy. Running around incognito at cons for several years socialized him and he finally could be him without the fursuit. Turned out to be a good-looking young man under there, who'd gotten a nice girlfriend once he had self-confidence.

But he wouldn't have been involved in this sort of thing!

I'm looking at the genie again. He seems not to have materialized anything below the waist, soooo...

As for the cover of #6,, she's got finger ting and especially brass bikini TING! And possibly a ricochet on her zap.

8bam2001
Dec 16, 2024, 6:57 pm

>7 GSSex-noob: ? The kneeling woman in front has cat ears, a tail, claws, and definitely looks like she has fur.

The woman in the second picture really doesn't look like she's engaged in a existential struggle with an arch-demon. She's just doing this little one-fingered zap: it looks more like they're on a date and he's getting handsy, and she's just making it clear she isn't into it.

9GSSex-noob
Dec 18, 2024, 5:54 pm

>8 bam2001: Oh, sorry, I thought you were referring to the #6 cover only.

Yes, the original has a cat-woman, but she doesn't seem to be doing much except holding the jug that genie and the red-haired wench popped out of. She seems to be surrounded by but not involved in the sexytimes. Which might explain her expression -- she's looking straight at the reader, conveying "Look what I have to put up with."

Regarding #6: Like she's squirting water at a cat? "Bad demon, get off the table!"

I once had a cat who was really good at avoiding a squirt bottle by misbehaving out of range. Sadly for him, I also owned a squirt gun in the shape of an AK-47, with a REALLY powerful battery-assisted stream that could zap him from across the room, without me having to stand up. This was extremely effective.

10Hammy_JLK
Dec 24, 2024, 9:59 pm

Powerful Horn of War? Oh, you mean a vuvuzela!

11GSSex-noob
Dec 25, 2024, 12:20 am