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1EndofDiskOne
Point in front of you all you want, but I feel like the giant, purple, nebulous, horizon-spanning orifice-monster behind you ought to be higher on your list of concerns.
2paradoxosalpha
I believe she is springing into the air in front of the hovercar while he stands on the hood, but it is hard to be sure.
4GSSex-noob
BEHIND YOU!
I hope blob is also a Lensman, but holy moly, it's big enough to swallow those moons, let alone the rockets. It looks like one of those rubber toys you squeeze and things pop out, minus things.
@paradoxosalpha: That springing might be a little painful and revealing, since she lacks a bra.
He seems to be springing or levitating as well. I guess the intent was to have him kneeling on the hovercar, but Mattingly failed. Maybe we need to classify this under "interpretative dance"?
@MrsLee: IIRC, they're brother and sister, but I don't recall them being conjoined. I really can't figure out where there's room for his other leg either. GSS!
I hope blob is also a Lensman, but holy moly, it's big enough to swallow those moons, let alone the rockets. It looks like one of those rubber toys you squeeze and things pop out, minus things.
@paradoxosalpha: That springing might be a little painful and revealing, since she lacks a bra.
He seems to be springing or levitating as well. I guess the intent was to have him kneeling on the hovercar, but Mattingly failed. Maybe we need to classify this under "interpretative dance"?
@MrsLee: IIRC, they're brother and sister, but I don't recall them being conjoined. I really can't figure out where there's room for his other leg either. GSS!
5paradoxosalpha
Yeah, I figure when she lands, she will bounce out of her décolletage, but it may depend on the gravity there.
6GSSex-noob
>5 paradoxosalpha: It does look pretty light, if we presume they're both jumping. She might just boiiiiingggg repeatedly.
I'm not sure about their noses, either.
I'm not sure about their noses, either.
7bam2001
Possibly that giant purple thing is a Lion-king type Giant Inspirational Head in the Clouds, and died heroically.
"Let's win this one for X'ygl(click)rurk!"
"Let's win this one for X'ygl(click)rurk!"
8GSSex-noob
>7 bam2001: That's the only thing that even vaguely makes sense.
Still annoyed about her chest. She's young and incredibly powerful, using super-science out there in the lambent and coruscating universe.
If I'd had her figure, I'd have propped the girls up to look more eye-catching and also to support/restrain them when fighting or boinging. The alien menace isn't gonna care about her cleavage.
Alas, poor X'ygl!rurk. We knew him not at all.
Still annoyed about her chest. She's young and incredibly powerful, using super-science out there in the lambent and coruscating universe.
If I'd had her figure, I'd have propped the girls up to look more eye-catching and also to support/restrain them when fighting or boinging. The alien menace isn't gonna care about her cleavage.
Alas, poor X'ygl!rurk. We knew him not at all.

