Perspective Problematic!

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Perspective Problematic!

1EndofDiskOne
Dec 15, 2024, 2:40 pm

Point in front of you all you want, but I feel like the giant, purple, nebulous, horizon-spanning orifice-monster behind you ought to be higher on your list of concerns.

2paradoxosalpha
Dec 15, 2024, 3:03 pm

I believe she is springing into the air in front of the hovercar while he stands on the hood, but it is hard to be sure.

3MrsLee
Dec 15, 2024, 6:10 pm

Are they joined at the hip and only have the three legs between them?

4GSSex-noob
Edited: Dec 15, 2024, 11:01 pm

BEHIND YOU!

I hope blob is also a Lensman, but holy moly, it's big enough to swallow those moons, let alone the rockets. It looks like one of those rubber toys you squeeze and things pop out, minus things.

@paradoxosalpha: That springing might be a little painful and revealing, since she lacks a bra.

He seems to be springing or levitating as well. I guess the intent was to have him kneeling on the hovercar, but Mattingly failed. Maybe we need to classify this under "interpretative dance"?

@MrsLee: IIRC, they're brother and sister, but I don't recall them being conjoined. I really can't figure out where there's room for his other leg either. GSS!

5paradoxosalpha
Dec 15, 2024, 11:25 pm

Yeah, I figure when she lands, she will bounce out of her décolletage, but it may depend on the gravity there.

6GSSex-noob
Dec 16, 2024, 1:34 am

>5 paradoxosalpha: It does look pretty light, if we presume they're both jumping. She might just boiiiiingggg repeatedly.

I'm not sure about their noses, either.

7bam2001
Dec 16, 2024, 2:33 am

Possibly that giant purple thing is a Lion-king type Giant Inspirational Head in the Clouds, and died heroically.

"Let's win this one for X'ygl(click)rurk!"

8GSSex-noob
Edited: Dec 16, 2024, 4:35 pm

>7 bam2001: That's the only thing that even vaguely makes sense.

Still annoyed about her chest. She's young and incredibly powerful, using super-science out there in the lambent and coruscating universe.

If I'd had her figure, I'd have propped the girls up to look more eye-catching and also to support/restrain them when fighting or boinging. The alien menace isn't gonna care about her cleavage.

Alas, poor X'ygl!rurk. We knew him not at all.