Handy

Another fine example of the 1970s WTF school of cover art.

>1 bam2001: All dressed up and nowhere to blow.

>1 bam2001: One hand is horny; the others are not....

Thing attends a family reunion.

Hey, it's hard to draw feet!
(That one is for all the old GSS readers).

>5 daard23: - You have to be handier to draw feet.

>2 MrsLee: GSS. Yeah, one would think tambourines or maracas would be more their speed...

>4 NomadUK: GSS!

I mean, trumpets do feature, and aliens with one hand removed by the evil dictator, but the aliens have heads, bodies, and legs like your average humanoid. They weren't just hands running about like Thing.

Did they sell out of tiny violins?

>9 Sakerfalcon:

Tiny violins mock sadness, tiny trumpets mock triumph!