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Reginald suffered from a terrible case of Warbler Neck as bird migration season came to an end. But he was now the all-time leader on eBird.org for species observations in Yuma County, Arizona, and well on his way to the Conquest of all Earth.

Honestly, it would be difficult to acquire a more manly name.

https://zinewiki.com/wiki/Manly_Banister

The plastic wrap makes it look like some sort of ghostly presence upwards and to the left is caressing his face.

Banister is on a bowling team with Max Power.

"Hah! I hath defeated the robot assailants with only my Cast Iron Wok of Power!"

Manly Banister? Any relation to Womanly Balustrade?

GSS to all. Extra to Hammy at #6; I snort-laughed. I didn't even realize that was plastic wrap.

That sketch of him in the link does look fairly Manly.

If it's the Scarlet Order of Men, how come the only thing red in the picture is the (I guess) alien stuff?

>7 GSSex-noob: His tunic has been through the wash one too many times. (Should have shelled out for dry cleaning)

>8 bam2001: Of course. Hope he didn't put it in with the whites.