Stop Dragon My Heart Around

Legs Akimbo? Check!
Oddly-placed holster? Check!
Bosom-y Wizard? Check!
Side-parted WASP front and center? Check!
Ectoplasmic snake-dragon? Check!
Cover really lacks nothing.

Ah, the deadly ass dragon.

@EndofDiskOne: if this weren't clearly a photo you took, it's perfect enough to suspect AI.

No cat people. Just saying.

And you didn't even mention the drop shadow font! And it being a series.

Makes up a bit for no cat people.

>2 bam2001: Generative AI images have really validated the old GSS rule about field photography!

>5 paradoxosalpha: AI has advanced to being able to copy bad pulp artists. Yay?

His fingers are in odd positions, another AI artifact.

>6 GSSex-noob: It's just Dupuytren's Contracture. He should see a specialist.

>7 Hammy_JLK: Her hands are a bit weird too.

His whole posture suggests all sorts of structural problems.

>1 EndofDiskOne: I sure hope the laser blaster/Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator doesn't go off accidentally in that oddly-placed holster....

Or then the title becomes “Eunuchs of Dephene.”

>10 Hammy_JLK: Even if it doesn't go off, having that smacking him every time he runs isn't going to do his meat and two veg any good.

>12 GSSex-noob: o/~ Every step you take,
Every move you make,
I'll be bruising you-u-u-u....o/~