Not Naked

1EndofDiskOne
Oct 7, 2025, 9:52 pm

Very large discrepancy between the status of the illustrated man on the front cover and the descriptive title of the work! I mean, this guy is the definition of not naked - he is wearing everything including the fish's bowl.

2Hammy_JLK
Oct 7, 2025, 9:53 pm

I don't know what that thing is that he has in his hands, but I'm glad I'm not on the other end of it....

3TorMented
Oct 7, 2025, 10:30 pm

No nudity? Then they Faked to the Stars.

4TorMented
Oct 8, 2025, 7:04 am

If he’s flying high, maybe he went Baked to the Stars.

5NomadUK
Edited: Oct 8, 2025, 9:20 am

I think he overslept and just threw on whatever he could grab from last night's fancy dress party, as he Waked to the Stars.

6AndreasJ
Oct 8, 2025, 9:21 am

Waked to the stars and overslept tends to imply winter and high-ish latitude. So plenty of clothes does seem called for.

7daard23
Oct 8, 2025, 11:20 am

Well, there are a lot of moons on the cover. Does that count?

8paradoxosalpha
Oct 8, 2025, 11:30 am

When you're a star, he lets you do it.

9bam2001
Oct 8, 2025, 4:11 pm

It amuses me how that bubble helmet 1 has a little hole on top to let through the spike on his helmet. Must make moving his head a little difficult.

Those are a LOT of Moons. Indeed, an impossible number: either there's a glitch in the simulation, That's No Moons but rather an orbital structure, it's a metaphor for the passage of time, or the artist doesn't give a crap and just thought a whole row of moons kinda tied the picture together.

1 Presumably for an unbreathable atmosphere rather than vacuum, since his hands are Naked to the Stars

10GSSex-noob
Oct 9, 2025, 7:02 pm

I think we had this at the old place, and the run of puns is certainly how we did it back then.

Also referencing a GSS meme: is he Outstanding In His Field?

11GSSex-noob
Oct 9, 2025, 7:06 pm

This has had a lot of different covers. This is probably the worst one -- in English, anyway.