Cover me!

1EndofDiskOne
Oct 12, 2025, 11:09 pm

At first I thought Biff was confronting Futurella, but then I realized that she was fleeing the aliens in their space-cars, and he was considering providing some covering fire.

2daard23
Oct 13, 2025, 2:55 am

Based on Wagner's lesser known "the jogging Valkyrie".

3NomadUK
Oct 13, 2025, 10:03 am

Do you want to live forever?

4TorMented
Oct 13, 2025, 10:48 am

Just behind Biff’s butt, is that a robot face, or am I seeing things?

5TorMented
Oct 13, 2025, 10:50 am

Alien One: “We’ll come in low out of the rising sun, and then about a mile out, we’ll put on the music.”

6paradoxosalpha
Oct 13, 2025, 11:10 am

>4 TorMented:

It's not pareidolia when they really are out to bite you in the ass.

7bam2001
Oct 13, 2025, 5:49 pm

>2 daard23: Part of his "exercise" cycle, along with "The polevaulting Dutchman" and "The gymnastic rings of the Nibbelungers."

8haydninvienna
Oct 13, 2025, 6:09 pm

9Hammy_JLK
Oct 13, 2025, 9:33 pm

I don't see any buckles being swashed....

10GSSex-noob
Oct 14, 2025, 9:36 pm

This cover is all kinds of busy. I swear I can hear it. (It's "Ride of the Valkyries", duh)

Biff's weapon angle shows he's not going to hit anything with his plug-in zap gun. I bet that cord tangles like landline phones' did. But he and his mullet don't seem to care. Maybe it was the buttocks bot bite.

She is obviously on the wrong damn planet with the wrong weapons.

11bam2001
Oct 16, 2025, 1:14 pm

>10 GSSex-noob: Or maybe they're invading _her_ planet 1 and she's got normal local gear.

1 Dimension, actually. It's alternate Earths all the way down.

12GSSex-noob
Oct 17, 2025, 8:01 pm

Maybe it's a planet/dimension NONE of them are supposed to be on!

13RobertDay
Jan 27, 9:40 am

>10 GSSex-noob: I don't know about a cord to the zap gun; it looks more like the hose to my shower head.

14GSSex-noob
Jan 27, 1:58 pm

>13 RobertDay: It does, but I was seeing it as a cord plugged into his belt batteries. Because that is definitely a space opera zap gun.

I'm impressed with the valkyrie's performance so far, and not impressed with the aliens' aim.

Is Biff wearing a cute little tiara too?

15Hammy_JLK
Edited: Jan 27, 9:50 pm

>14 GSSex-noob: It's a visor with the fringe on top!

Biff must think he's in O-oooooooook-lahoma! ;-)

As far as the cord/hose, maybe it's not a zap gun. Biff might be the brave cake decorator and he's going to buttercream the Valkyrie to death.

16GSSex-noob
Jan 27, 11:11 pm

>15 Hammy_JLK: Ah, so Biff and the aliens are working together; they're going to cook her and he's going to frost her?

17Hammy_JLK
Edited: Jan 28, 10:44 pm

>16 GSSex-noob: Definitely a possibility, but probably not appealing to Biff's decorator esthetic.

OR, Biff's discovered that his special buttercream frosting recipe protects against the aliens' death rays and he's racing against time to give her a protective coating....

18GSSex-noob
Jan 28, 11:32 pm

>17 Hammy_JLK: Making her literally a delicious dame?

Gonna be hell to get out of her fur skirt though.