Bad Joke of the Day 18

I opened a bag of frozen peas, and a few rolled onto the floor.
They were escapeas.

>1 margd:
A nice start to the thread.

>2 pgmcc: Who amongst us has not had escapeas? :D

>3 margd:
Correct. And there is always one that rolls under the fridge where you cannot get at it easily.

They were the ones with an antipodal personality trait.

If two US immigration enforcers agents have a child, is it an ICE ICE Baby?

When I was growing up, we were so poor, all my clothes came from army surplus store.

I was the only Japanese General in my class.