Rhyme Time (Didn't anyone miss me? II)

The other thread took to long to load.

Yes, it made my head feel like it would implode!

Now you're just trying to goad.

At least they aren't implying you're a toad.

watch out or i'll cover you with woad.

now there's a threat you don't hear every day, eh?

Whatever you say, A!

Or you could just "Say, hey!"

What happened to Fay Ray?

They disappeared when they tried to do away with the month of May.

okay!okay!

Good morning! Today is Sunday.

*cracks knuckles* That was quite a stray, K, to May Day.

Who wants to sing a Breton lay?

If I start singing, no one will stay.

Group sing time? Hooray!

Here's a piano -- who can play?

I just want to shout "Ole!"

I'd like some guacamole.

Holy…

roly poly

How about a cannoli?

Are you sure you wouldn't like some ravioli?

Here's a bouquet of gladioli!

Oooohhhh. Very pretty.

and soft like a kitty!

We are so witty!

lets sing a little ditty!

not today, i'm feeling a little... tired.

Its better then being wired

or getting fired.

or with work when your mired.

Milk turns bad when it's expired.

Some days I wish I was retired!

If I were King, you would call me Sire!

I saw a flyer go higher than the mire.

And now I'll say the one word we've all been waiting to hear: FIRE!

Everyone to the stairs and don't go higher!

Hop in this little red wagon -- it's a Radio Flyer!

As we go, we can watch the toves gimble and gyre.

As long as we don't have to construct your funeral pyre.

Does anyone know how to change a flat tire?

I do. Is your situation dire?

Not to worry, I was just checking...um...squire?

When changing the tire, be sure to not poke it with a pair of pliers.

What would happen if you threw it in the dryer?

A broken appliance would cause some ire.

Maybe you could fix it with a little bit of wire?

That could cause a fire.

Better use a jack, Jack.

But won't he attack?

Not if he's had his cheese & Mac

If he punches you, your eye might become black.

If it's at work, he could get the sack.

Just for eating a mac & cheese snack?

The cheesy dish gets a lot of flack.

only from a complete quack!

Once you've had it with shells, you'll never go back.

This thread has no chance of staying on track!

(And I know I've been gone a lot lately but I'm back!!)

El is back? Hurray! Hopefully the surprise doesn't give me an attack.

maybe we should hire a hack

only if he has a pack

(Huzzah el's back!)

or at least a rucksack.

Ah, the rucksack! Like a backpack, but it's not.

Make sure you keep the straps nice and taut.

It's the way i was taught.

thats a good thought

Something that can't be bought.

but is deeply sought

and can be tied into a knot

which is always a plus

Don't make a fuss.

or miss your bus

or yell and cuss

no need to discuss. much.

and other such

Might as well jump double dutch.

the jumprope is in the bottom of the hutch

Can you carry rope in a beaded clutch?

Probably, but not very much.

Something something something crutch.

(I got nothing.)

Are we quoting Nirvana lyrics now?

With the lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now, entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Something something something crutch

Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

wait wait can we rewind?

A new rhyme is good to find.

Oh no a new rhyme I don't mind.

To use up all the rhymes while HEers sleep, would not be kind.

To do so would make you to your own faults blind.

to convoluted sentences like Yoda i bind.

giants make bread with bones they grind

At least they have dined.

on bread and wine

That just might be fine.

So long as both are not in brine.

even better if served along the Rhine

but not in direct sunshine

wait until the planets align.

yes yes wait for a sign

But I hate the smell of pine!

better then swine

Please let's not whine.

Agreed, let's show some spine.

Fine! Whatever.

Pull the lever!

All together!

Lovely weather.

light as a feather.

My name is Heather!

(No fair, I was going to say that!)

Hold tight to the tether!

You are all so clever!

Never say never

no ties to sever

(darn it, nothing rhymes with author)

Ever?

Um. Oh bauthor?
Wait! Hathor!
I'm clever.

Do you think we can keep these rhymes going forever?

So long as we keep away from the "O" word.

Well, that would be absurd.

Also we need to keep away from rude words, but i will proceed undeterred.

What's the O word?

"Orange" it is little bird.

Hasn't an orange already occurred?

To finish the first, so the lines a bit blurred

Not to mention slurred.

and furred.

It was rather absurd.

don't act like a buffalo herd

Can't think of a way to fit this in: demurred.

I think you just did it you turd! (no offense meant!)

I used to be murred, but not any more.

why, did it make you sore?

And did they have to go all the way to your core?

but now i am without flaw.

and we are all in awe.

I hurt my jaw

A pumpkin I saw

with a gaping maw?

Was that a flaw?

Did it have a claw

Did you fight it to the death, or to a draw?

ok. Let me get this right. Polly saw a pumpkin with a large mouth and a claw, and promptly fought it?

... waits for the next installment of "Polly fights a pumpkin".

Getting rid of this one.

No. She foresaw a portent.

Mr A Your mind has a strange bent

You have no idea where i could have... went.

oh well, today is the first, must pay the rent

Unless you would like to live in a tent.

But I don't have a spare cent!

Or else out on the street ye shall be sent.

MrA, isn't it really late there? Your time seems ill spent.

You need more sleep if you want to be a proper gent.

Don't pick on him -- he's giving HE one hundred percent!

I wasn't picking on him; that's not what I meant.

At least he didn't comment on my scent.

why would he ?

well, people have been known to flee...

Some even say he smells a little like… you know… and I've heard he has a pet flea.

no! It cannot be!

I never asked anyone to smell me.

it is not he!

What. Are you saying it's me;)

Well, gee…

you see

Let's change the subject, shall we?

I have a scab on my big toe

That is something I didn't need to know!

Quite so!

Next time you should go mo' slow.

I like to go with the flow.

The tests I am grading are seeming to grow.

Now that is a low blow.

I hear suge has a new beau!

She does? I didn't know! :o)

Is his name Jo?

And is his last name Monroe?

Does he like her favorite show?

and does he like snow?

If not it may be a no go.

But suge hates snow!
If he likes it, I bet she'll say "No!"

He could become a foe.

Wow! Their relationship has already hit skid row.

Not there! You can never get a tow.

Did you just step on somebody's toe?

Yes, and my heart is filled with sorrow.

nedver mind it will be better tommorrow

Just remember not to beg or borrow.

Even for a nice bordeaux.

While relaxing at a châteaux.

with your favorite special beau

Alright, this rhyme is getting old.

so lets change it

so lets change it

Will this rhyme be a perfect fit?

It depends on our depth of wit.

But don't make Donna spit.

Of course, no one here's a twit.

Watch out! Don't fall in that pit!

Where is that torch. Now get it lit!

I know not a wit.

And you are not a git! (couldn't let rhyme time fall off)

Nope! Not a bit!

not that you'd ever admit

Let's just sit.

oh man! i got a zit

TMI. I quit. :o)

sorry i'm such a nitwit

Hehe! No you aren't, not a bit!

better then a half wit!

Oh, we are going to have to stop it.

stuff and nonsense, compskibook.

A new rhyme! Look!

It'll be in the new book!

I feel so shook! (??????)

Maybe we should cook.

What about a chook?

Is it crossing a road? Get the hook.

Or hit it with a book.

I'm having a hard time making up a sentence that ends with "took."

fool of a took.

It was a blue one that he took.

And down it all went with a clang and a "SPLOOK",
Awaking the creatures that slept down below.

It obviously wasn't shallow.

Maybe the water will recede and let the land lie Fallow.

Let's make a campfire and toast a marshmallow.

my complexion is so sallow

I just stopped by to say hallo.

Well aren't you a fine fellow.

To be saying "hallo" so mellow.

Were you hoping that someone else would play the cello?

only if they're wearing yellow.

yellow? Why that's very close to orange red.

Good thing you didn't say orange, or this thread would be dead. ;)

It would only be a dead thread if you didn't have any imagination in your head.

It's getting late! Soon I'll have to go to bed.

And yet she hasn't. We've been misled. :o)

That's what she said!

maybe she's with her Uncle Ned

This is more fun than Right Said Fred meeting Drop Dead Fred.

Wasn't one of them actually named Ted?

I think Ted is dead.

He's not quite dead. He's getting better.

Did he write you a letter?

No, but he did send a sweater.

He tried to wash it, but he said it wouldn't get any wetter.

That Ted. He's such a go-getter.

completely unfettered

and his jacket lettered.

and what a jet setter!

Did our rhyming peter out?

I feel such a lout.

Maybe if we shout...

Hey! What's all this shouting about?

you're going to scare the trout

its alive and well! There is no doubt!

That's right! No need to pout!

Thanksgiving is coming. Will it make us stout?

Well, our relatives might make us scream & shout.

because they don't like sauerkraut?

If not, we might have to kick them out on the street.

Why? A scout needs to eat.

I'm going to bed -- I'm beat.

I'm ready for Thanksgiving to have myself a treat.

Do you like meat?

He'd better be neat.

Or at least very sweet.

As long as he doesn't smell like feet

I hope the meal has lots of .....heat?

I'm going to polly's. Save me a seat!

come on ahead there's plenty to eat!

For some of us, getting there would be quite a feat!

just hit the concrete.......and move your feet! (hehe two at once!)

I'm thinking of giving up meat.

but eating it is sooo sweet.

It's not to me when eating meat.

Maybe you could try eating wheat.

just be neat!

That might be a serious feat...

especially with the morrow to greet

Alas, sweet thread, i bid thee farewell.

will we meet again, I cannot tell!

Our time together has been swell.

I will, in this thread, forever dwell.

and ever,ever hear the bell

That's ringing over yonder dell.

This sets the mood for a magical spell

What's that? I think you must yell!

I GUESS YOU CAN'T HEAR VERY WELL.

wait a minute whats that smell?

I hope it is not hair gel.

Can I join your group as well?

Of course newmoonis1, that would...uhh...ring our bell!

Darn! I didn't see that polly used bell.

This thread is hard to quell

I can hear the ocean in a shell!

How about in your cell?

My broker said to sell, sell, SELL!

fiddlymingdungus.

With my car acting up last night, I thought I might have to take the bus.

When I make a wrong turn, my husband kicks up a fuss.

Inventing words to rhyme is a plus.

all I can think of is puss :X

As long as you don't cuss

Or we might have to come up with a truss

Or tell our Uncle Gus

Who would argue with us?

I'm not a fan of Mark Philippoussis.

Did he write the Grass of Parnassus?

Do you think he liked eating molasses?

I hope he paid attention in classes.

He was always untying girls' sashes.

Have you read Angela's Ashes?

Is it, like all of Emily Dickenson's poems, full of dashes?

And pirates hide their booty in caches?

You know, they often wear moustaches.

and carry around those big cutlasses!

With military ships they have clashes!

Somestimes, in desperation, they attack the other ships with bashes.

Wait, did the make sense?

on this thread? everything makes sense

Can you lend me tuppence?

Can you reach it over the fence?

If the shrubbery is not too dense

All this reaching is making me tense.

your concentration is too intense!

I hate the smell of incense.

It reminds me of adolescence!

The teen years highlight rebellious emergence.

And produce an interesting fragrance.

Requiring eternal patience!

And not a little independence.

It displays a degree of transience.

Sometimes also a bit of flamboyance....(I'm not sure that works...if not...skip over it)

Though more often emo than buoyanc(y). hahaha... we'll make it work! :-P

aglaia made me smirk.

Lately, I haven't been posting on this thread -- I've decided just to lurk.

It's ok, foggi; that doesn't make you a jerk!

Posting is just an additional perk.

Unless of course, you are a clerk.

I wish I had a starship like Captain Kirk.

I think, if I were Scottish (which I am) I might carry a dirk.

I dunno, that sounds like a lot of work...

I agree that too much work can really begin to irk...

I don't mean to be a jerk!

Some would say it's just a quirk.

my work I try not to shirk

Though too much time away from LT makes me berserk!

At work, can you sing like a turk?

No, but i can whirl like a dervish, and act like a berk.

That's a concept that makes me smirk!

Three hundred and fourty-seven posts
is plenty, in fact more than most.
If you want to keep rhyming,
here's a new thread to start climbing.

No, it doesn't have to make sense, it just has to rhyme. Sort of.