More Time to Rhyme

Polly started the first thread
with a plaintive call;
Suge started it rhyming
and we all had a ball.

Compski started the second thread
when the first got too slow;
This doggerel starts a third one,
and it's ready to go!

so don't be slow!

I'll bet this thread will quickly grow!

as fast as Santa says ho ho ho!

Clever MrA, if I do say so.

He's quite the Seuss, don't you know!

I do like to rhyme,
I like it on a climb,
I even like it on slime.

I don't mind that you rhyme, as long as you're home on time.

I'm very impressed that MrA's rhyming is sublime.

It is so fine,
I can hear the bells chime

It's so bad that it's almost a crime.

Have a coconut with a little lime. :o)

Just make sure to clean off the grime.

And we're back to time.

I feel like trying a bit of pantomime.

But how oh, how, did he come up with that name of mine in his excellent rhyme?

It came to him while he was seasoning with thyme.

like in that movie with Amanda bynes

Is that the movie where she whines?

No I think she mostly pines.

I think she also uses a fork with tines.

As long as she doesn't forget her lines.

do you see any signs?

>#16: Post 29:

No, Compski, nothing will induce them into clothes. It's like the Emperor's New Clothes in reverse. Its so perverse. They wont reverse, no matter how long I converse.

You can run, but you can't hide.

As long as you keep your eyes on the rising tide.

If I could only choose with whom to side.

Try not to get up in your pride.

Because that's just not right

neither is it day or night

I'm trying to keep it light.

Keep trying with all your might.

and then you realize this is the best web site!

It's because we are so sweet and polite!

And we don't talk a lot of shite.

Because we never fight!

to my delight!

#24--> For a second I thought you had the give of fore sight!

That kind of thing gives me a bit of a fright.

Since lefty is a left handed magician, does she do hand-of-sleight?

#38 - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha etc....

Our friends down in australia might...

Everyone here seems cheery and bright
the only time I can recall a fight
was differing opinions over......The Book ;)

Yes, I almost gave lg a right hook!

I know! I'm not a fan I just gave it a quick look

and was it worth the time it took?

I thought it was just o.k. and I have to go coz I have something to cook

If it's blackbird pie, you could use a rook.

Here at my house we are weathering a chinook

I want a little reading nook.

Perfect if one can hear a babbling brook.

Speaking of babbling, our gov' in Illinois is a crook!

Then it must be time to give him the hook!

Or perhaps a book.

or a bookhook.....

or put him over the fire and let him cook.......

That sounds a bit...icky.

Not to mention that doing it might prove tricky.

As long as we get rid of him, I'm not too picky. ;)

All this canavolism is making me sickie.

I think suge is a bit finicky

Going to take a leap of faith..........give a new one a try.

Why?

'Cuz the previous one was running dry

And we need something to make time fly.

We will have to switch again, by and by.

More rhyming? Sigh.

Your rhyming mileage will vary. Supplies are limited. Check the manufacturer's warranty to make sure poetic discounts apply.

I think JP has gone (brilliantly) awry!

That I cannot deny!

That's because you can't lie...

oh they can lie, but they are never shy

#66-67 you make me smi-- :o)

I don't want a pickle,
I just want to ride my motorsickle
And I, don't wanna die,
I just wanna ride my motorcy
...
...
...
...
...

(cle.)

Hmm the "cle" seems to have cause a lull.

oh I hope this doesn't get dull!

No more than waiting at a bridge toll. ;)

Or dancing with a troll.

or taking a stroll

Let's take a poll!

how very droll

I chuckle as I sit on a knoll.

I think that is just how you roll

We're very droll.

My lunch today is full of escarole.

I think I'll post some rigmarole.

Did you ever see that cute fellow, Anatole?

What? Who's he?
This Anatole?

I think he has a mole
On his nose...

As big,
as a giant rose...

I haven't seen one of those

Maybe we could get him to pose

And dance on that rose!

What kind of clothes?

A gown that flows!

with satin bows

It's too early! I wish I could doze...

I wish someone would massage my toes....

I too could use a massage for my feet.
That would be quite the relaxing treat!

a foot massage cannot be beat

as long as there is lots of heat

they are so sore after being stomped by a cleat!

Which happened while running at a local track meet.

I should have just taken a seat

But it was so exciting, the runners so fleet

And the air smelling so sweet

I think I will order some meat.

Then, stomping hard on my two blistered feet

...I kick the foot stomper because he's such a cheat!

And break both of his front teeth!!!

And now I must hang my Christmas wreath.

Maybe add some jingle bells beneath.

and the mistletoe is over there, would you like us to meet underneath??

Be sure you've cleaned your teeth.

Especially if it is a kiss you wish to bequeath.

dont worry just breathe.

I won't worry, but I might seethe.

or heave.

if you believe

So, what gifts did everyone receive?

the answer is too tough to conceive

I got my new cookpots, I'm so relieved

Can the old ones be retrieved?

not in what I can perceive

That is just not to be believed

Who, by that, will be deceived?

I hope from that they obtain a reprieve

Or I will be most aggrieved.

I'm so tired i'm off to bed

Are you thinking with that enough has been said?

The way we talk? You've been misled!

Harry Potter reference needed: George and Fred.

That Weasley family must be fed!

Can Mrs. Weasley whip up some bread?

Why were none of the Weasley boys named Ted?

The Tonks got that name instead

Did JKR kill off all her characters whose names rhyme with "ed"?

It does appear that they are dead.

And there was Nick, who (nearly) lost his head. . . .

How come Hermione hasn't been mentioned in this thread?

I don't know, but I think Ron should have been mentioned instead.

Ron was a Weasley with hair of red

From evil creatures Ron never fled

Spiders were one thing he did dread.

He did like butterflies, or so he said...

But he didn't think Aragog was that great.

he didn't like being spider bait

He didn't see that as part of his fate...

When he sees spiders coming, he's the first one out of the gate.

And at the same time, he wishes he could elevate...

The host of spiders down in Hagrid's crate...

If it's time for potions class, he better not be late!

Or Snape will make him evaporate.

Weren't Harry and Cho once in a horrible date?

yes, their romance was not meant to be

Which worked out well for Ginny Weasley.

Thank goodness, no one was measley.

or sneezly.

They were all the bee's knees!

That's what happens when you hang off trees.

I thought you get fleas.

Well I haven't gotten those at least.

On blood they feast.

I thought it was yeast.

I hate those little beast(s)

An end to our rhyme
Would be a great crime
So I think it is time...

for Ms Donna to chime

And for us to each have a lime

at a cost of just a dime

which is cheaper than slime

or so I've heard. :o)

That sounds most absurd.

Who told you, a little bird?

oh don't be a nerd

and don't be a-furred.

Who Purred?

I'm not sure -- it's all blurred.

What has occurred?

Haven't you heard?

Heard what?

that the block is hot.

No it's not!

suge says that a lot

Let's give it a shot.

No way Renny. I'm just napping in my cot.

And you like to end your sentences with a dot

look at the kettle calling me a pot.

Will too much time on LT cause my brain to rot?

If you pay too much attention to us then your brain will twist into a knot...

no no no that's why we have the tequilla, take a shot.

I'm at work still, so maybe some tea -- just a spot.

with a little tequila brewed in your pot?

You seem to like pot a lot!

whoa! that's my sister, she's the one who lights the incense till its hot.

I sense a thickening in the plot...

Really?... (dot, dot, dot)

What were we talking about? I forgot.

Someone said some guy was hot,
And then talked about tea a lot.

But since we are clumsy, the hot pot went splot.

That's spooky, my post was going to end in splot too... in my mind, i hope you're not.

In your head? I sincerely hope not!
But I figured splot would be better than speaking of snot. :o)

My doggie made a nasty spot
on my rug

The cat in my window is playing with a bug.

Gregor is all curled up, nice and snug.

And I drank tea in a mug

One of my mugs
says to have a great big hug.

Tomorrow's my day off -- I'm going to lie around like a slug.

Why not soak in the tub, unless you lost the plug.

I hope in tub, that I won't go "glug, glug".

To rescue you, we'll need a pug.

i would need a tug.

... a pug???

...a rescue pug? an inflatable rescue pug?

Once saved, shake it off with a shrug.

Run if it's this pug.

Do we run for fear of it wanting to play tug?
Or do we pick it up and give it a hug?

I think its name is Doug.
Unless it is a female...

Which means her name is Gail.

You might have to follow it around with a shovel and pail.

I like his/her alligator tail

Too bad it's not a cat. It could sit on top of the curtains to be a monorail.

I must say that neither the alligator nor the pug looked too frail.

We won't know unless we put it on a scale.

Did I mention that I'm reading The Thirteenth Tale?

What's that about?

And when you finish it give out a shout...

I love my pug but she hates to go out

She pulls on her leash and starts to pout.

Till we go in

then she starts to spin!

and bark like Rin Tin Tin!

I imagine it causes quite a din.

My corgi just makes me grin,
Like a cartoon character she moves through her life

My sister-in-law's corgi causes some strife

does she have a knife?

No, but I bet she'd be cute with a fife.

Espy wants to get a corgi someday, and so does his wife.

The corgi I know tries to play with porcupines, which, in that area, are rife.

Corgis are little whirlwinds who they they are enormous,
And the burden of bossiness causes some strife.