Digging for Dirt (Rumours VI)

I heard there was a lot of talk in the threads earlier today which caused some HEers to fall behind in posts. As one of the talkative morning people, I promise to make a formal apology. In several threads.

If it takes me all night.

Carry on then.

JP just called us "talkative"...The nerve!!

I would like to apologize for apologizing for being one of the talkative people. They are just chatty.

A JP love fest is happening in the Next Person thread.

Being apologetic has really worked out for me...

I would like to apologise for JP apologising for apologising for being one of the talkative people. The people responsible have been sacked.

Sorry.

Well, have I found dirt tonight. It seems someone unknown to us knows JP a bit better than we do. Only last year JP shared with us a picture of her feet on a day her youngest said she had large feet. No one paid any notice to her toenails. They were perfectly normal as can be, the same for the size of her feet. When I was visiting her over the summer, I did not pay any attention to her toenails, which had no reason for any notice. However, now...

It seems our JP is quoted to be the best toenail grower in the world. And our JP is apparently not female at all, but I am very baffled over this as many of you must be now as well. Further yet, there is the matter that JP's toenails are longer than Queen Elizabeth's toenails and the queen is rather jealous at JP over this matter. You think you know someone...

My husband just walked over to find out why I was laughing so hard I was crying! You people are the best!

I should really get some sleep though. Have a good night! :o)

Goodnight, toenail grower! ;)

ETA:
One wonders if she has jars of toenails growing in a closet hidden in her home? This must be how I did not see this news of her toenails coming!

Goodnight JP....and K I just had a mental picture of jars full of toenails like in the cartoon Ahhhh! Real Monsters!

I've changed my mind. She keeps the jars of toenails in her basement. That's why I didn't see that part of her house save for the stairs leading to it.

Yes, Ron! I saw that image, too! We had cable back in the day. :)

#11: LOL Well going to bed too, see ya K...Goodnight to everyone who is around LT at this hour too :)

Kerian is a hobbit -- on another thread, she's expounding the benefits of breakfast, second breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner. . . .

KIK! And what of those meals in between lunch and dinner? (Do they have supper, too?) It will be okay. I haven't been eating dinner lately. ;)

Espy has used two post-its so far today.

MEM talkes in third person.

MrsG subscribes to South Dakota newspapers. This is how she stays on top of all the latest Hollywood castings.

......... :P *rasberries*

*blueberries* (dont know whats goin on, sorry!! :p)

The What Are You Eating in March thread looks to have been misplaced. Oh, well. I'm drinking jackfruit and guava juice while eating a peanut butter sandwich.

Compski has Sunday dinner on Wednesdays.

Kerian called her sister funny looking just because she has a mustache problem.

She's 13! Heehee.

#23: Not fair! I'm 21 and I still can't grow a mustache ;)....

Can you grow your nosehair long?

Catbastet goes to criminal's homes and redecorates their mother's rooms. She punishes them by using too much green.

#24 Ron:
I will have to ask her where she bought her mustaches. ;)

Foggi is really a super intelligent Hamster who has learned how to use a computer.

because Foggi is a hamster she only uses the computer to be near the mouse

Kerian's cats can fly! They must be Catwings!

I forgot all about those books! I used to have the first two.

Mandy2 controls the innocent victoms that ever join her group. Ejj is a recent victom.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

26- Well they deserve to be punished, being criminals and all. ;)

I apologise for not being able to keep up on the threads whether people are chatty or talkative or not. I am just behind.

What Hamster foggi is trying to take over the world? Narf.

You'll just have to read all of the threads like the rest of us who are behind, or at least dream that you have ;)

haha

Cat is plotting in the garden. It was a devious plot, but she is working to make it straighter.

Yes. I strive for the straight and narrow plot.

Attention HEers. Regarding the recent shark kill which was filmed, suge has taken off to go in for a kill.

I'm afraid I don't have any galleons but would anyone like to make a bet for a couple of sickles? I'm wondering if she'll let them off the fishing hook if they're HAGs.

Knowing suge, she'll beat them up first and ask for a date later. If they're tall enough.

Kerian thought her spellcheck could speak Parseltongue, but in reality she has been spilling the chemical element Thorium (atomic number 90) all over the threads.

Lefty is growing chicks & hens in her garden. She must have planted eggs.

MrA is Edgar Allen Poe.

Foggi suspects crocus.

I'm detecting a nefarious trend here in the garden. Cat may be behind it.

She has a lot of plots in the garden. :o)

It's going to rain on Saturn tomorrow. Puppet is their weather forecaster.

Lefty's partner, (aka Larry) wears a harness.

Kerian is a freakishly strong bag of bones.
Which makes me think of Jason and the Argonauts.

I've been thinking about that movie a lot recently. Probably because of Percy Jackson...in fact, I think he even mentioned it at some point...

Kerian (why is it always Kerian?) plays the hokey-pokey game with spiders.

That must be interesting.

Put your left feet in
Pull your left feet out
Put your left feet in
And shake them all about...

Ahhhh!!! JP beat me to it!

*shivers*

Oh, dear.

...

Someone dropped a potion on the touchstones! It has caused the Penguin Classic Name book to chose a name. The only question is, which pregnant HEer is the mother of the baby that the name is intended for?

Anyone up for naming their child Dracula?

I'll suggest it to MEM but I don't think she'll take to it.

How about Vlad? Or Nosferatu?

Lestat?

Edward?

MrA wants freckles more than anything else.

And pico is a perfectly, normally shaped person who isn't withered and brown and hard-shelled like MrA.

Haha! I just read this thread after forgetting to read it this month. This is hilarious! I really like the whole "name your baby dracula" thing. :)

#47 MsD, you should try it with your partner sometime. Might make your day easier. ;)

JP threw her back out the window. That has to hurt more than she's letting on. *more careful hugs*

Just to be clear, I didn't throw it out the window. I threw it out somewhere between upward facing dog, downward facing dog and plank...

Jp threw her back to her dog....

JP got a dog!! I wonder what the cats think.

JP has two dogs, balanced on a plank.

*waits for JP to clear things up even more*

This thread is going to the dogs!

No! No! I mean poses! I threw out my back doing poses in yoga!

(And my back is feeling better today, thanks. Still a little sore, but I'm no longer shuffling. I missed the ice cream truck yesterday because I couldn't run outside to stop it. *sob*)

Posies? Well, there's your problem: you tried to combine yoga and gardening!

Should we blame the crocuses again?

Why are we blaming the croquet players?

I thought the crocuses were the ugly shoes...

No, I think that's clogs.

I meant these....



crocs....crocuses

Is it crocs for only one pair and crocuses for more than one pair?

I thought it was just crocs. We were supposed to go croc hunting on Saturday for my mother, actually - then my work said to show up, so plans were canceled. Just when my sister had perfected her accent, too.

Kerian hunts crocodiles.

MrA fears and distrusts cats. For good reason.

#76: Does he distrust you as well, cat?

I'm sure he does.

*sigh* How sad it is, to not be trusted! It's not like I'm plotting world domination or anything!

...Oh, wait.

Bib can read 836 pages on her lunch break.

I'm not certain that is actually a rumour.

I can read 836 pages on my lunch break, too. They just have to be teeny tiny pages. Or really really big font (for comfortness). Or it needs to be a really really really long lunchbreak. Like a month.

MrAndrew has created a temporal paradox by calling himself from the future. Apparently he is also a telemarketer in the future.

81- And a woman.

Ron owns the McDonalds franchise.

OOOO! Can I be in your next commercial?

MrA does not sleep. Perhaps he's a vampire!

MrA loves Twilight so much that he's become a sparkly vampire... No word yet on whether he's convinced MsD to change her name to Bella.

She is my Bella.

MsD has officially changed her name to Bella.

Has MrA changed his name to Edward?

??

Is Mysterion Jacob?

No, i'm going with "Creepy Sparkly Stalky Old Guy"

That's a long name. Do you have nickname? Bob, maybe?

Cat is Kirbys cousin that lives in FLorida.

Cat is Kirbys cousin that lives in FLorida.

#88 -- So, wait . . . MsDonna and Ms_Bella are the same person?

silly. MsDonna is my Bella.

There are thousands of Bellas out there now, i guess. And in 5-10 years, half the baby boys in the western world will probably be named "Edward".

Oddly, there are already many Edwards AND Jacobs in our family. No Bellas though. My poor cousins.

#96: Not sure about that...but I wouldn't be surprised if the girls are all name Renesmee...

haha

#97 jp:
My father had a dog named Bella. No Edwards, Jacobs, or Bella's in the family otherwise. Isobel, now...

I had a teddy bear hamster named Wookie. She was a fierce little beast.

Did he call me fat?

JP has the state of Ohio in her head!

It's pretty crowded in my head...

uminuminuminuminuminuminuminuminuminuminuminumin...

Smiley keeps chanting in random threads.

Smiley is having difficulty in spelling "aluminium".

Smiley has misread the "chat" room, and thinks she is in the "chant" room.

Smiley is a lolcat and is going num num num...

Apparently, MrA wears tinfoil underpants.

he crinkles a lot

But I stay cool in summer.

I would think the opposite. Doesn't tinfoil conduct heat?

yes, but vampires are cold.

MsDonna is a vampire...I wonder if she is considering turning MrA into one?....

MrA enjoys eating socks for lunch. Taking that into consideration, Donna must want to turn MrA into a vampire immediately.

lefty is thinking of leaving the high stress world of bridal and prom dresses to take a job with Edna making superhero costumes.

LOL!

I think that is my favorite rumor about me ever.

Ooh! Can I help, lefty? I love superhero costumes! I can do detail work, I'm good at that. Please? *bats eyes*

MrA is a notorious gossiper

Aren't we all notorious gossipers?

Cat, I'll save any embroidery and embellishments and ship them to you soon. But I cannot reveal to you the identity of the person who will be wearing the finished product.

MrA and Espy are going to have an interesting costumes when she's done adding sequins and pink embroidery floss...

eta: Because I forgot about the embroidered flowers and glitter on Ron's costume.

Hahahaha In your face MrA and Espy!...my costume will have flowers and glitter....wait.....

120- Yay! *goes to mailbox to wait*

dibs electric blue, with a lightning bolt.

Hmm, couldn't find electric blue, MrA. How about lilac? You can still have a lightning bolt.

Bib is a guy, as evidenced by the fact that she has pockets, which is the usual way of discerning boys from girls.

I'm sure you knew that would show up here, Bib. :P~~

Cat is channelling JP's aches, pains, and mileage.

127- And let me tell you, it's no picnic!

Kerian might be having prophetic dreams.

I sincerely hope not. ;)

For your sake, I hope not too, K. Losing a bedroom would be a tragedy.

yeah and leave an awful hole in your house too!

foggi is a hummingbird.

Indeed!

Actually, though I think hummingbirds are pretty, the sound they make puts me in mind of giant bees, so I'm not crazy about them.

they are very pretty tho!

They can't walk.

hehe

I think I'll hang a hummingbird feeder up

After sleeping on it I've decided that it is my right, nay my responsibility considering no one else has done it *shakes head in wonder* to spread the following rumor:

Bib is dating a catholic priest!

*whispers to Bib* they aren't allowed to get married

At the risk of starting a new rumour, my father was going to be a Catholic priest. He ended up leaving the seminary, moved to NY and met my mom.

aw =)

The "How's the Weather, Part Tres" thread was mistaken for the Mavis typing program. foggi has remedied the situation by starting a new weather thread.

Today's rumours:

Foggi dreams of having a pet tiger and getting rid of Espy.
Kirby dreams of having a pet monkey and working at the DMV.

!

Somehow JP's cat, Knick Knack ended up at Mindy's house. JP could be happy to have one less cat at her house...except mindy is about to devour Knick Knack!

I want to know if JP has a cat named Paddy Wack.

Not yet. ;)

I can't figure out where K got that rumour. Maybe we need to reference where the rumours were discovered? I found my latest rumours in the "What did you dream" thread. :o)

It's from the current good news / bad news thread, post #136. :)

Smiley's teeth hurt..........oh wait.........

Warning: Smiley's teeth hurt. Try to avoid them.

Readafew has garden loons. Exercise caution.

(HE Craft Corner).

The dreams thread has been good for rumours today.

MrAndrew is a large hairy spider.

JP has trees like Old Man Willow (from LotR) in her yard -- they eat people who get too close!

JP's youngest glued herself to a tree.

154-155: LOL! Those are as funny as the actual event!

I'm sorry I was mistaken, what really happened was that JP was juggling her children and her youngest, in an attempt to get away, flung herself into the womping willow.

#157 I heard that one too so it must be true.

Kirby has a homework assignment: stain removal.

MsDonna wants a wife, but only if she likes cleaning.

Mindylou needs an oil change, which means she is a tin woman.

She could be a robot?

Random poster "chuloupx2014" is actually . . .

wait for it . . .

MrA's father!

Will they have an epic battle now that the truth is revealed?

Darn it! I read this before I found that post.

K's plate is full. Stop feeding her.

*looks at the plate of fruit, crackers, and cheese beside her*

Opps. I hadn't eaten yet today!

*leaves the thread to hide her plate*

Kerian steals stale crackers from her cats.

try saying that 10 times quickly...

Edited because K was saying crazy stuff about italics.

Wouldn't you, too?

MrA is trying to rid us of non-italicized font.

ETA:
I can't seem to fix it. He's taking over the world! Quickly now, everyone shut off your computers before we all begin to walk with our heads sideways.

AAAAAH! SCARY CRACKERS!

I like italics. They make the best food.

Ag is getting her cat drunk.



This image was cleared for reproduction by MsDonna. The poster accepts no responsibility for redirection to inappropriate sites. This image is viewed at your own risk.

Let's see now...

cmbohn takes plane trips with the Karamazov brothers.

lefty's hair grows very fast. We suspect she is related to Rapunzel. We're waiting for some confirmation that she lives in a tower.

bib and Mandy have fewer degrees of separation from JK Rowling than they do from Kevin Bacon.

pico is very excited about enrolling in obedience school. I thought she was pretty well-trained. Maybe it's just a refresher course.

JP pulls the ears off bunnies.

And I'd do it again! Mwahahahahaha!

Cat's fingers are made of shortbread.

JP has a JP-shaped hole in the wall at her house.

*gasp* How did you know I have ladyfingers?!

JP has covered a chair in rice. A bold decorating choice, but it seems to have a few drawbacks in the fashion department.

I would love to take the credit, but it was my husband that decorated the chair. He has that manly style. :o)

JP's son is the kid from The Princess Bride. Maybe someday he won't mind the kissing so much.

LOL!!!!

Who knows?

Kirby sews bunny ears on her boys! Someone call the ASPCA

KIK! Well, how else do you get them to stay on?

Princess Bride was on TV last night!

I watched it!! It made me laugh. It's been awhile since I saw it last.

Bib used to live at St. Peter's Basilica.

Espeon and readafew are long-lost twins separated at birth!

#184: Well, actually they are triplets Mark Twain being the third triplet :P

#185 -- Ah, I thought perhaps Twain was an ancestor, and they were some sort of weird genetic throwback.

No, you see, Mark Twain invented a time machine, but it broke down when he went to the past. It is very sad for Espy and readafew, to have a brother lost in time.

Kirby's LT attendance depends on whether it is raining or not.

Well, that's kind of true. If it's lightning we unplug everything. Usually when it's lightning it's raining. But not always.
I'm going to have to search where you found that one compski.

Ah....was this from the train thread? I meant the sun was going to be MIA for a while. KIK. I guess I will too.

LadyN is under a spell. I think some magic spiders cast the spell on her.

bib reads minds. At least, she knows what to answer before I post it.

she's usually pretty good at knowing what i'm going to say, but that's just a creepy thing that the three of us and mom do. A lot of our conversations confuse my husband because as far as he's concerned nothing was said...so i can only semi-confirm rumour number 193

191 Kirby, yep, from the train thread:

It will be missing in action for the next couple of days. We've been getting about 4 days of rain, then a day of sunshine. It just keeps rotating.

I should have posted on the misread thread. I thought you started with I.
:)

#195 -- Kirby refers to herself as "it"? Wait, didn't one of Bib's correspondents on the spam email thread also refer to herself as "it"? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. . . . ;-)

pico is so strong she breaks nails when she plays football! This is amazing because I can't even break a nail when I'm hammering one into wood. Usually they just bend a little.

my friends are depressing essing essing......................

Smiley is in a cave ave ave...

Echo cho cho...

Cho Chang is in the cave with her?!?

how did she get there?!?!

Through the entrance trance trance...

She's in a trance?

Look into my eyes eyes eyes...

You are getting sleepy eepy eepy...

Give me all your money oney oney...

That's easy. All I have is this nickle. Nothing else until pay day.

Wait. Did you just call me honey?

I think so... honey with a French or British accent...

cent cent cent...

Oh, very nice. Now you're making comments about the way we smell?

mell mell mell...

foggi has a lot of reservations on the "start here" thread.

Yeah, I did have a lot of reservations about starting a whole new information thread, but they all melted away eventually. . . .

foggi makes threads out of ice.

Hogwarts Express is the Borg. Or at least JP and MrA are.

JP's garden talks to her. Insistently.


I need watering!
Fertiliser, please.
Move me. I'm too close to the rosebush, and it smells.
If i don't get more sun, i'm going to wither and die.
There's a small child stuck halfway up me, and she itches.
The dogwood told me there would be frost tonight. Can i have a blankie?
Feed me, Seymour!
Sleeeeep, little hobbits, sleeeeeep....
I need more sun!
Aren't my flowers pretty?

ROFL!!!!
Seriously, it's not a rumour!
You forgot the ones that say:

Weeds! Choking me! *gasp*

Polly is causing all of the rain we've been getting lately -- she's been chanting some sort of rain spell. No word on whether a rain dance accompanies that.

Polly is never going to get to work on her garden.

Mr.A likes to mock people

MrA is really a mocking bird.

MrA is a mock turtle. He would make a good soup.

....hey!

>#219: that's acceptable on the rumour thread, Smiley, because it's not true. I do like to tease, but i try not to take it too far or cause serious upset. There is nothing unkind intended, unlike mocking.

217> you mean you haven't heard the tom-tom's beating?

polly beats someone named Tom-Tom.

MrA wears mock turtlenecks.

MrA tastes delicious... as a soup!

MrA has eaten his cat.

Lady N is a marathon runner and beat me to the rumor mill. Damn Zimmer Frame, I should have got one with wheels.

Ha ha! First time I've ever won a race! Can't believe it took competing against a zimmer frame for that to happen...

MsDonna does not shower with her new toaster on. This is probably a good thing. ;-)

lol!

You guys are the best! And that is not a rumor, it is a fact.

MsD has mysteriously found herself to be pregnant.

cmbohn is lost in the desert on Arrakis. Watch out for sandworms!

Cat's cat is really a bird.

KIK! Sometimes I wonder...

...does it have wings?? like a flying squirrel kind of??

K's scar hurts, Voldemort must be back.

235: Oh! Do you think she's a baby catwings? Because that would be so cool!

236: That means K is the Girl Who Lived! How exciting!

rushes to write K's story. It's sure to be a bestseller!

ROFL!

I think Knick Knack is for certain a cat from Catwings, jp.

Years ago I had socks which were not for me to wear but which I called Borrower Socks. My sisters frequently borrowed them till they all disappeared. It seems I have found one - a pink ankle sock with colorful stripes on it - at long last on the Kittens as They Grow thread at luna's house.

Straight from the misreads to rumours:

MEM is planning to call her next child Renaissance, and she's already buying books for him!

Renaissance is a girl's name.

Hmmm......it's kinda cute! We can can him Renny! Now for a middle name

Man?

Renny is cute! I like it! :)

243: Renaissance Man...Hmmm...It does have a certain flow to it. :o)

Renaissance and Renny is much better than Renesme and Nessy

:)

I wonder when MEM will see this?

Maybe you should give her a gentle nudge. Does she stop by the Rumor Mill often?

K is a portal. When correctly aligned, you can communicate with Suge right through her.

K is a portkey.

When did K become a porter?

Missie comes with attachable dustbunnies.*

*Note: dustbunnies not included.

bib, Kerian and littlegeek are planning a smackdown on Sunday.

LadyN thinks about Kerian's feet. Apparently a lot.

*hides her feet in socks, remembers she's wearing two pairs*

Some HEers have western accents, even HEers who are not in or from the west.

MsDonna has run out of tape. I suspect she's tied up MrA until he promises to get the rest of Battlestar Galactica. She probably wants a DVD of Twilight too.

Everyone on HE has a midwestern accent. Not Dubbo. But that would be cool, mate.

grkmwk has robot librarians. Hopefully nothing Terminator-like.

kirby's cold is all in her head. Imaginary colds are the worst.

ETA: Oops. My mistake. It's an imaginary allergy and her head is about to explode.

I hope exploding heads isn't a contagious condition.

My head has officially exploded. I've got a sub for tomorrow. The only reason I'm here today is because my kids are performing a song tonight at our school fundraiser. Now I have to survive the rest of the day, and tonight.
*looks up at clock*
I've got to go get the kiddos.

kirby can function perfectly well.........even with an explosionized head

MsDonna thinks MrA sounds like the bogeyman.

MrA thinks Kerian is a hobbit.

What does the bogeyman sound like?

ooooooaaaaaaoooooooeeeeeeeee?

Did MrA see K's hairy feet?

HEY! They are so not!! :P

ETA:
Let me fix this. Kerian has vampire feet, as in pasty white.

Ah, but do they sparkle in the sunlight?

yes, and they seek the blood of the innocent.

Mmm. Pastry feet.

lol! I don't think I want a pastry foot. Here, you can have my share MsD.

This just in:
LadyN can now read minds. All it took was a little rant about it.

I think I will go to the rants thread and complain about how I never win the lottery.

Ron's air-conditioning is powered by the internet. Or maybe vice-versa.

Source: good news/bad news thread. All rights reserved.

Are you copyrighting the source or the rumour? I need clarification. :o)

well, technically Ron is the source of the rumour, and much as i'd like to copyright him, it just doesn't seem right.

Maybe i should say guess who, don't sue! instead?

#272: Don't you dare copyright me! lol

MrA likes to copyright people...so does that mean we have to pay you everytime we take pictures of ourselves either alone or with friends? and everytime we sign our name?

That's a fantastic idea Ron!
I will now copyright everything MrA says.

MrA has been keeping quiet. I suspect he's afraid I will sue him for copyright infringement.

LadyN plugs the holes in her shoes with peanut butter M&M's. Which is silly. Everyone knows caramels and taffy work much better at sealing the holes.

bib likes to dye her socks with wet M&Ms to turn them red, orange, yellow, green, blue and brown. I wonder if she eats the M&Ms (not the socks) after she uses them.

Bib eats socks.

and wears M&M's

#275 - Thank you for fulfilling my prophecy! :-)

LadyN is the new oracle.

I knew you were going to say that...

SpooooOOOooky!

Kirby is apparently convinced that she will not live to see her next birthday.

OH No! We must save her!

I'm guessing it's because she broke her mom's chair.
Must control that temper kirby. :o)

I'll be living til my next birthday... unless I have a freak accident tomorrow...

*rolls eyes*
Guys! I will not be celebrating any more birthdays after this year. See, next year will be the first big zero.

Ten?

#288: That's completely correct. It will be 2010

zero?

#287: Do you mean like ZERO!! ?

Mmmm ... Zero bar. Do I get one too? They are one of husband's favorites.

:facepalm:
What am I going to do with you guys?

Feed us chocolate. :o)

Zero is a great age kirby! You will finally be out of the negative numbers. Nothing but positive from here on out!

:D

LadyN is a pirate who steals books.

Eh?? *runs off to read every other thread...*

eta: OK, now I geddit!

Kirby has a secret husband she keeps especially for walking on her when she's lying down and licking her ears.

What?

goes to thread to reread what I posted

Kirby can lick her own ears!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Yes, my sentence structure could have been better in 298 couldn't it! I'm gonna leave it like that :-)

Oh now I understand! I was wondering how she could lick her own ears!

bib has a Pandora station. I think it's some kind of mythological radio. No telling what will happen if she gets curious and turns it on.

#300: What? Seriously, my tongue is not that long.

Ask LadyN she wrote it!

Foggi's parents require her to submit request forms in triplicate, three months in advance, before any potential visit is approved.

source: good news/bad news 12.

I must say it is always lovely to see people putting their sources. I'd hate to think this breaking news is misquoted in any way.

My reporting ethics are above reproach. I've also decided to waive my copyright, as i ran into some legal difficulties regarding cloning HE members.

*imagines MrA's home overrun by HE clones*

#309 - Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Sounds brilliant!!

foggi's mom is Scarlet O'Hara!

"After all, foggie is another dawn!"

JP is actually a mouse.

squeak squeak squeak

JP's cats will be trying to eat her alive. Luckily most cats pay with their food first and then often decide to not eat it.

However, the guest cat has proved himself a mighty hunter, and we know he eats his kill, which is why we decided not to let him roam our yard when we are feeding birds. *eyes Romeo suspiciously* Nice kitty! Stay kitty...wait, why are you looking at me like that?....AUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

puppet is now really Hungary...was she fake Hungary before?

source: Cat's birthday thread.

317- Before she was Hungary, she was Turkey, you see.

Kerian's sister has only eight toes. What happened to her other two toes, I'm afraid to find out.

I don't understand how she could be Hungary after Turkey. I suppose it is better to be Turkey than Greece.

Cat is not a cat. She is a human lifesaver candy.

*eyes wide*

You guys are weird. I HAVE MISSED YOU SOOO MUCH!

Mandy let Sgt. Pepper drool all over the "Top Ten Moments" thread. Ewwww. . . .

After spending an inordinate amount of time in the pub, LadyN and Suge took a shark to the Tower of London and have been arrested for treason. Now, they are in the tower dungeon . . . but fortunately, one of the Beefeaters is taking lots of pictures!

K's cat Tipi hates union meetings. She got stung once and has hated them ever since.

#322 foggi:
A real top ten moment, don't you think? ;)

#324 lefty:
ROFL! So that's where she is on those afternoon naps...

#324 I don't blame her!

320- I knew there was a reason why I'm so sweet. ;)

Polly is really a butterfly and has caught herself in a giant butterfly net.

(Top Ten HP Moments thread)

Kerian has four cats named Max in her cap.

(GN/BN XII)

That is one crowded cap!

Bib has tight fingernails, and expects her rug on the window seat when she comes to visit her mom, and her chew toys right where she left them before.

Derailed Train thread, direct from bib's mum.

MrA is wearing Lefty's clothes and MsDonna's shoes.

hmm... I was unaware MrA liked women's clothing and shoes...
What size do you wear MrA? Would you like to borrow some of my shoes?? =P

Mindy has two bedrooms, both of which are overheated and need fans or airconditioning.

(G/B News)

Contrariwise, there could be two Mindys who happen to share the same overheated bedroom.

Unless one of them is a Body Snatcher. Don't fall asleep Mindy!!!

but I'm so tired!!! I have been falling behind on sleep because of all the stupid last minute projects for school!

I should post a pic of his closet. There are heaps of woman's clothes in there.

That's just not true.

They are neatly folded, or on hangers.

Phrasing things MEM has an odd way of.

from: MEM

...oh. In Rants.

*snicker*

pfffffffffffffftttttt

That's my highly thought out response to you, MrA!

Rumor is there is a new thread.