I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability

by Ron White

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Moving from the Blue Collar Comedy Tour to the printed page, Ron White (affectionately known as "Tater Salad") delivers the laughs in his distinctive down-home style. He riffs on everything from obnoxious designer sunglass salesmen to his wife's wealthy but stingy family, and revisits some of his most famous characters, such as his troublesome dog Sluggo.--From publisher description.

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Meh...The backstage stories were great to read about, but if you pick up this book, chances are you have seen at least some of White's stand up...so the stand up could have been left out of the book. While he is really funny, leave the actual stand up on the stage and stick to the stuff people haven't heard.
OK. Alternate chapters tell us about Ron's early years in his career, and his misfortunes with marriage, pottery, drugs, and life on the road. The chapters between are transcriptions of his stand-up routines. Very, very funny - but I've seen a fair portion of it on CMT.

Ron doesn't go into a lot of detail about his darker moments. He always plays it for a laugh - which you expect, but he sometimes comes across as not giving a rat's ass about the pain and destruction he has caused along the way. A pity.
Overall, this is a pretty thin book. Most of the book is taken up with illustrations based on his stand-up routines. I'm a big fan of stand-up comics, and Ron is no exception. (He's the stand-out of the Blue Comedy Tour in my opinion.) In addition to the stand-up there are 4 quick chapters detailing Ron's life off the stage. Pretty good light fare for fans, but overall this is mostly just a rehash of his stage material with pictures. Good for plane flights.
This book is a fun read, but it is mostly a re-hash of Ron's stand-up routines. I thought it was well worth the $1.00 I paid for it at the dollar store. :-)
I think his stand up is good, but in a book, not so much.

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Original publication date
2006
Dedication
To my wife, Barbara, and my son, Marshall
First words
Introduction: I've put out a CD, Drunk in Public; a DVD, They Call Me "Tater Salad";and most recently a CD and a DVD, You Can't Fix Stupid.
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)I love going onstage and making a big crowd laugh, and I hope I get to keep doing that for a long, long time.

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Genres
Nonfiction, Biography & Memoir, General Nonfiction
DDC/MDS
792.702Arts & recreationRecreation, sports, and performing artsTheater: Plays, Ballet, OperaVariety shows and theatrical dancing; burlesque, cabaret, vaudeville, music hall, nightclubsmodified standard subdivisionsTechniques, procedures, apparatus, equipment, materials, miscellany
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PN2287 .W45823 .A3Language and LiteratureLiterature (General)Literature (General)DramaDramatic representation. The theaterSpecial regions or countries
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English
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Paper, Ebook
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