Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation
by Olivia Judson
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A sex guide for all living things and a hilarious natural history in the form of letters to and answers from the preeminent sexpert in all creation. Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation is a unique guidebook to sex. It reveals, for example, when necrophilia is acceptable and who should commit bestiality with whom. It discloses the best time to have a sex change, how to have a virgin birth, and when to eat your lover. It also advises on more mundane matters -- such as male pregnancy and show more the joys of a detachable penis. Entertaining, funny, and marvelously illuminating, the book comprises letters from all creatures worried about their bizarre sex lives to the wise Dr. Tatiana (a.k.a. Olivia Judson), the only sex columnist in creation with a prodigious knowledge of evolutionary biology. Fusing natural history with advice to the lovelorn, blending wit and rigor, she is able to reassure her anxious correspondents that although the acts they describe might sound appalling and unnatural, they are all perfectly normal -- so long as you are not a human. In the process, she explains the science behind it all, from Darwin's theory of sexual selection to why sexual reproduction exists at all. Applying human standards to the natural world, in the end she reveals the wonders of both. "Delightful . . . Easy to understand and hard to resist, it's sex education at its prime -- accurate, comprehensive, and hilarious." -- Newsweek show lessTags
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When it comes to the topic of gender,
Mother Nature’s been having some fun.
Take nothing for granted! Remember,
You won’t find any rules -- not a one!
And not just regarding gender (where, by the way, there are more than two) -- Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation shows that species are coloring outside the lines in every aspect of sex, including seduction; mating; fertilization; monogamy and promiscuity; nesting and child-rearing ... proving that anything that leads to propagation of the species (and explaining why it does) is fair game for an evolutionary adaptation.
In an advice-column Q&A, fretful letters submitted by anthropomorphized insects, fish, reptiles, birds and mammals are answered by Dr. Tatiana (aka evolutionary show more biologist Olivia Judson), in a voice that’s an amusing blend of Dr. Ruth with Miss Manners. An assertion that damselflies have evolved “some of the fanciest penises around” caught my attention early on, and nature’s inventiveness just got more interesting from there. The content is surprisingly substantive, and the light style keeps it terrifically accessible. show less
Mother Nature’s been having some fun.
Take nothing for granted! Remember,
You won’t find any rules -- not a one!
And not just regarding gender (where, by the way, there are more than two) -- Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation shows that species are coloring outside the lines in every aspect of sex, including seduction; mating; fertilization; monogamy and promiscuity; nesting and child-rearing ... proving that anything that leads to propagation of the species (and explaining why it does) is fair game for an evolutionary adaptation.
In an advice-column Q&A, fretful letters submitted by anthropomorphized insects, fish, reptiles, birds and mammals are answered by Dr. Tatiana (aka evolutionary show more biologist Olivia Judson), in a voice that’s an amusing blend of Dr. Ruth with Miss Manners. An assertion that damselflies have evolved “some of the fanciest penises around” caught my attention early on, and nature’s inventiveness just got more interesting from there. The content is surprisingly substantive, and the light style keeps it terrifically accessible. show less
A great look at the evolutionary biology of sex, presented as a collection of newspaper advice columns where “Dr. Tatiana” answers questions sent in by everything from slime-molds to vertebrates. Judson keeps the pace lively and the writing humorous, mixing the exposition of the gobsmackingly weird mating behaviors found throughout the animal world with our current understanding of the evolutionary principles that give rise to them. If you’re designing aliens for your science fiction setting, this book is full of inspirational material (in the vein of the Alien Sex panels given at local science fiction conventions by SF author and physical anthropologist Patricia MacEwen). This book could also be a good way to liven up the study show more of biology for a high school student with a dry textbook; if you have more academic pursuits in mind, there’s an excellent set of references in the back. show less
This is the only biology non-fiction book I have found so fascinating that I read it while walking (nearly fell down the stairs) on the loo (no comment) and in the bath (my Kobo heroically risking death by drowning).
The conceit of various creatures writing to the wise Dr Tatiana for advice on their bizarre sex lives gives the book a certain verve and amusement value that, for example, my university texts did not have. The facts and theories, however, are just as good.
Judson (or Dr Tatiana) has obviously picked on the weirder reaches of sexual behaviour, just as I suspect the agony-aunt columns in newspapers do, but her discussion places each of these behaviours in its evolutionary place. Nobody's sexual conduct is bizarre for the sake show more of it (except maybe Homo sapiens, but that's a different book) - there is a reason why heads get bitten off, penises are covered in spines, and some organisms change sex, and Dr Tatiana explains the evolutionary logic behind each. She even briefly considers the evolutionary value of homosexuality: it has persisted in many species, so what is it for?
Apart from the sheer fascination, the thing that I most valued about this book was the comprehensive list of references. It's one thing to be interesting - it's quite another to provide the material to allow the interested reader to go and find more detail should they wish to do so.
I would recommend this book not only for anyone interested in the evolutionary biology of sex and wanting an overview of the landscape, as it were, but also anyone who is contemplating writing a science-fiction book involving aliens. show less
The conceit of various creatures writing to the wise Dr Tatiana for advice on their bizarre sex lives gives the book a certain verve and amusement value that, for example, my university texts did not have. The facts and theories, however, are just as good.
Judson (or Dr Tatiana) has obviously picked on the weirder reaches of sexual behaviour, just as I suspect the agony-aunt columns in newspapers do, but her discussion places each of these behaviours in its evolutionary place. Nobody's sexual conduct is bizarre for the sake show more of it (except maybe Homo sapiens, but that's a different book) - there is a reason why heads get bitten off, penises are covered in spines, and some organisms change sex, and Dr Tatiana explains the evolutionary logic behind each. She even briefly considers the evolutionary value of homosexuality: it has persisted in many species, so what is it for?
Apart from the sheer fascination, the thing that I most valued about this book was the comprehensive list of references. It's one thing to be interesting - it's quite another to provide the material to allow the interested reader to go and find more detail should they wish to do so.
I would recommend this book not only for anyone interested in the evolutionary biology of sex and wanting an overview of the landscape, as it were, but also anyone who is contemplating writing a science-fiction book involving aliens. show less
Okay, I'm lazy. I'd rather be tricked into learning than do it deliberately, and I'd like you to make me laugh while you're doing it please, Ms. Author. If you're like me, this is the book for you. (Sarah Vowell's humorous books are the historical counterparts to this one if you like to be tricked into learning). Chopped into short, easy-to-read social advice column letters from the weirdest species you can think of, this book reveals the oddest and most counter-intuitive sex practices in creation. It was fascinating, and made me change the way I think about why species have evolved the way they have. Or, it made me start thinking about it in the first place, and I'm not really a sciencey person. I suspect that sciencey people don't use show more the word sciencey. Whether you're sciencey or not, you'll enjoy it. show less
Okay, I'm lazy. I'd rather be tricked into learning than do it deliberately, and I'd like you to make me laugh while you're doing it please, Ms. Author. If you're like me, this is the book for you. (Sarah Vowell's humorous books are the historical counterparts to this one if you like to be tricked into learning). Chopped into short, easy-to-read social advice column letters from the weirdest species you can think of, this book reveals the oddest and most counter-intuitive sex practices in creation. It was fascinating, and made me change the way I think about why species have evolved the way they have. Or, it made me start thinking about it in the first place, and I'm not really a sciencey person. I suspect that sciencey people don't use show more the word sciencey. Whether you're sciencey or not, you'll enjoy it. show less
Okay, I'm lazy. I'd rather be tricked into learning than do it deliberately, and I'd like you to make me laugh while you're doing it please, Ms. Author. If you're like me, this is the book for you. (Sarah Vowell's humorous books are the historical counterparts to this one if you like to be tricked into learning). Chopped into short, easy-to-read social advice column letters from the weirdest species you can think of, this book reveals the oddest and most counter-intuitive sex practices in creation. It was fascinating, and made me change the way I think about why species have evolved the way they have. Or, it made me start thinking about it in the first place, and I'm not really a sciencey person. I suspect that sciencey people don't use show more the word sciencey. Whether you're sciencey or not, you'll enjoy it. show less
An entertaining look at reproduction on earth in the form of an "advice column" for sexually frustrated sponges, fish, insects, etc. Really amazing range of options has evolved.
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Olivia Judson, born in 1970, holds degrees from Stanford and Oxford. A biologist and award-winning science journalist, she has written for The Economist, Nature, and The Times Higher Education Science Supplement. Judson is continuing her research in evolutionary biology at Imperial College in London where she lives. (Bowker Author Biography)
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- Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation
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- Dr. Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation
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- 2002
- Related movies
- Dr Tatiana's Sex Advice to All Creation (2007)
- Dedication
- For Horace, who taught me to write
- First words
- (A Note from Dr. Tatiana): In my business I get asked a lot of questions.
Dear Dr. Tatiana,
My name's Twiggy, and I'm a stick insect. - Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)"And all of you, join me again next week when we'll put another deviant Under the Miscroscope!"
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)(Postscript): So long! - Blurbers
- Konner, Melvin J.; Ridley, Matt; Jones, Steve; Ehrenreich, Barbara; Sapolsky, Robert M.; Morris, Richard
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- HQ25 .J83 — Social sciences The family. Marriage, Women and Sexuality The Family. Marriage. Women Sexual life Sexual behavior and attitudes. Sexuality
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