Warning: When I Am an Old Woman I Shall Wear Purple
by Jenny Joseph
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Twice-voted poem of the year, Warning is an uplifting poem about growing older - now beautifully redesigned with new illustrations.Tags
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This is a poem I've seen on feminist fridges for more than 30 years, and when I got it from BookMooch, I planned to give to someone as a gift, but by the time it arrived – by surface mail – I'd forgotten who the intended recipient was. So I gave it to the self-described poetry loather I live with.
She read it, said it had more in it than she remembered, and read it aloud to me. Helped by the layout – one or occasionally two lines a page – she read it beautifully, slowly, thoughtfully. I believe Jenny Joseph has said she wishes she'd never written the bl*dy thing. Certainly she's famous for issuing take-down notices when fans put it up on their sites without permission. But it's a good poem.
She read it, said it had more in it than she remembered, and read it aloud to me. Helped by the layout – one or occasionally two lines a page – she read it beautifully, slowly, thoughtfully. I believe Jenny Joseph has said she wishes she'd never written the bl*dy thing. Certainly she's famous for issuing take-down notices when fans put it up on their sites without permission. But it's a good poem.
One of the things that I am looking forward to when I get older is being able to embarrass my children and not have them chastise me for it, rather shrug their shoulders and put it down my age. Just think I will not have to worry if I'm hip or trendy(not that I am now), whether or not my shirt matches my trousers, I'll even be able to shop in M & S,assuming the pension will stretch to it, without looking out of place.I won't have to be politically correct when out in public running anyone who happens to be in my way in my souped up mobility scooter no matter what their age,gender or colour. In fact I won't have to impress anyone and be able to regress to my childhood. In fact it will be even better because my own parents will not be show more about to tell me off. Well there has to be something to look forward to as body parts start to give up the ghost.
This little book based on this lovely poem hints of things to come and should bring a smile to everyones lips no matter their age. Personally I would have liked to have seen another poem or two along the same lines and the illustrations were rather drab, on the plus side it is small enough to fit in a pocket and cheer up any drab commute. A little gem. show less
This little book based on this lovely poem hints of things to come and should bring a smile to everyones lips no matter their age. Personally I would have liked to have seen another poem or two along the same lines and the illustrations were rather drab, on the plus side it is small enough to fit in a pocket and cheer up any drab commute. A little gem. show less
This poem is about just doing what you want when you become old enough that people will tell you no differently. I shall wear purple with a red hat which does not match, says to me that this particular woman does not care what society will think of her, but for now while you are still young you must abide.
My grandmother and I read this Poem together while traveling, I bought her a Kentucky Derby reversable red and purple hat. She has become exactly this lady and I have to remind myself of this. A wonderful poem to understand that while you are young you must follow the rules, but when you become elderly you can decide if you care what society and others care.
I would read this poem to a high school class emphasizing the importance of show more why when you are young that you must follow the rules. I believe that this could be beneficial due to defiance in young adult lives. show less
My grandmother and I read this Poem together while traveling, I bought her a Kentucky Derby reversable red and purple hat. She has become exactly this lady and I have to remind myself of this. A wonderful poem to understand that while you are young you must follow the rules, but when you become elderly you can decide if you care what society and others care.
I would read this poem to a high school class emphasizing the importance of show more why when you are young that you must follow the rules. I believe that this could be beneficial due to defiance in young adult lives. show less
I've seen this saying on posters and on sweatshirts...but this inexpensive kindle book, complete with illustrations, has the entire text. Tomorrow, I will learn to spit....
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A little book with a poem in it - ageing gracefully.
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Jenny Joseph was born in Birmingham, United Kingdom on May 7, 1932. She read English at St Hilda's College Oxford. She held a variety of jobs including being a newspaper reporter, a lecturer in language and literature, and landlady of a London pub. She wrote several poetry and prose collections including Selected Poems and Nothing Like Love. She show more received several awards including a Gregory Award for The Unlooked-for Season, a Cholmondeley Award for Rose in the Afternoon, and the James Tait Black Prize for fiction for Persephone. Her poem Warning went on to inspire the launch of the Red Hat Society. She died after a short illness on January 8, 2018 at the age of 85. (Bowker Author Biography) show less
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- Original publication date
- 1962 (poem copyright) (poem copyright); 1997 (stand-alone publication) (stand-alone publication)
- Important events
- old age
- Epigraph
- [None]
- Dedication
- [None]
- First words
- When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me. - Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple. - Original language
- English
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- Poetry, Fiction and Literature
- DDC/MDS
- 821 — Literature & rhetoric English & Old English literatures British Poetry
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