The Girl on the Boat

by P. G. Wodehouse

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Set off for hilarious hijinks on the high seas in this comic masterpiece from P. G. Wodehouse. An ocean liner bound for England becomes the amorous battleground for a bevy of star-crossed lovers. At the center of the mess is one Billie Benton, who is surrounded by her on-again, off-again fiance, her long-time friend, and a smitten new acquaintance. Who will win Miss Benton's affections? Dive into Three Men and a Maid to find out.

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Despite the occasional rambling paragraph, this is Wodehouse at his best. Here the author unleashes some of his funniest scenes and most appealing characters.

Sam isn’t your typical hero. He tells white lies and causes chaos to achieve his goals but is no less likeable for doing so.

Billie is a wonderful heroine and I understand Sam’s desire to marry her. Many of the dialogue exchanges between these two are fantastic.

For instance, the following is a snippet from a dinner scene where Billie discovers she already knew Sam’s father, while Sam - recently rebuffed by Billie - is doing his utmost to be cold and aloof:

>"I never dreamed Sir Mallaby was your father."
"I knew it all along," said Sam.
I've read only two earlier books by this humour genius, now I wish to devour all without wait. This is small book, but full of so many comedy of errors that one cannot not laugh out loud (not of LOL variety) every other page. Author's favourite style is to put two character in contact and communication, each referencing entirely different subject, and bewildering at plausible direction the conversation is taking, yet still trying to salvage, but not really giving away their own confusion in search of clarity. Author breaks the fourth wall often, giving direct commentary to reader on topics related or unrelated to books. One cannot help wondering how well this narrative will suit a motion picture! Must read and you will be thankful that show more you did. show less
Billie - also known as Wilhelmina Bennett - is engaged to a young man whose mother is an eminent writer and lecturer in an obscure field. And she does NOT want her son married. Another young man is also in love with Billie, and ensures that the wedding does not happen... and while this doesn't sound like the opening to a humorous light-hearted novel, in the hands of PG Wodehouse the most sombre of plots take on an amusing hue.

Most of the story takes place on a cruise ship, where romance blossoms between Billie and a third young man.. the plot is complicated still further by a stately British home being rented without its owner's permission.. the owner being the above-mentioned esteemed writer, who is supposed to be doing a lecture tour show more in the USA.

To add to the mixture, there's a warm-hearted butler who likes to read light romances, a friendly (if unintelligent) dog, and a suitably placed suit of armour. The story moves apace, in typical Wodehouse style, ending with rather a farce in the stately home before the somewhat abrupt, inevitable conclusion.

Not a long book; Excellent light reading for anyone who enjoys Wodehouse.

Four and a half stars, really.
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This isn't as funny as I'd expected it to be, but it's a fun romp nonetheless and is worth reading if you're a Wodehouse enthusiast. Long live Smith the Bulldog! I only wish his had been a bigger role.
A non-Jeeves piece with a cast of characters getting into zany situations. It explicitly calls out the fact that the most interesting characters get very little time on stage, but it does so in a manner in which one can hardly resent the flaw. I was going to call it understated humour, but the amount of hyperbole Wodehouse will throw in here and there makes that an unsatisfying description.

I listened to the audiobook version at Librivox and enjoyed the narration as much as the story itself.
I love a good romanic comedy, and this one is delicious. If you've enjoyed Jeeves and Wooster, you may also enjoy meeting a younger P.G. Wodehouse, still grapling with style and chacterization and situation, but very capable and amusing. In my home town, we were preparing for natural disaster, coming on the anniversary of huricane Katrina, All those I knew were anxious. Before it was over many had lost their homes and posessions, but during the dark nights of evacuation, it was P.G. Wodehouse and this delightful novel read by Tim Bulkeley of LibriVox.org who kept us company and gave us laughter to endure. Please read this book, you will laugh out loud. Reading time approx. 5:42.
Frothy and fun, like all good Wodehouse should be! My favorite Wodehouse is still the entire Jeeves collection, but this was a very good standalone story with a different cast of characters.

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P. G. Wodehouse was born in Guildford, United Kingdom on October 15, 1881. After completing school, he spent two years as a banker at the Hong Kong and Shanghai Bank in London and then took a job as a sports reporter and columnist for the Globe newspaper. His first novel, The Pothunters, was published in 1902. He wrote over 100 novels and short show more story collections during his lifetime including A Perfect Uncle, Love Among the Chickens, The Swoop, P. Smith in the City, Meet Mr. Milliner, Doctor Sally, Quick Service, The Old Reliable, Uneasy Money, A Damsel in Distress, Jill the Reckless, The Adventures of Sally, A Pelican at Blandings, The Girl in Blue, and Aunts Aren't Gentlemen. His most famous characters, Bertie Wooster and his manservant, Jeeves, appeared in books such as Much Obliged, Jeeves. He also wrote lyrics for musical comedies and worked as screenwriter in Hollywood in the 1930s. In 1939, he bought a villa in Le Touquet on the coast of France. He remained there when World War II started in 1939. The following year, the Germans appropriated the villa, confiscated property, and arrested him. He was detained in various German camps for almost one year before being released in 1941. He went to Berlin and spoke of his experience in five radio talks to be broadcast to America and England. The talks themselves were completely innocuous, but he was charged with treason in England. He was cleared, but settled permanently in the United States. He became a citizen in 1955. He was made a Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire in 1975. He died from a heart attack after a long illness on February 14, 1975 at the age of 93. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

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Canonical title
The Girl on the Boat
Original title
Three Men and a Maid
Alternate titles
The Girl on the Boat
Original publication date
1921; 1922
People/Characters
Wilhelmina 'Billie' Bennett; Sam Marlowe (our hero); Eustace Hignett (a cousin); Jane Hubbard (a big-game hunter); Mrs Horace (Adeline | an aunt); Bream Mortimer (show all 12); Henry Mortimer (a New York lawyer); Sir Mallaby Marlowe (a London lawyer); Jno. Peters; J Rufus Bennett (a rich American); Webster (a valet); Smith (a bulldog)
Important places
New York, New York, USA; SS Atlantic; England, UK
Related movies
The Girl on the Boat (1961 | IMDb)
Epigraph
One Moment! Before my friend Mr Jenkins - wait a minute, Herbert - before my friend Mr Jenkins formally throws this book open to the public, I should like to say a few words.
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First words
Through the curtained windows of the furnished flat which Mrs Horace Hignett had rented for her stay in New York, rays of golden sunlight peeped in like the foremost spies of some advancing army.
Quotations
The valet withdrew like a duke leaving the Royal Presence, not actually walking backwards but giving the impression of doing so.
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)At any rate, the worst had not befallen them, for Sam was too happy to sing.
Original language
English
Disambiguation notice
UK title 'The Girl on the Boat', US title 'Three Men and a Maid'

"The story first appeared as a serial in Woman's Home Companion in the United States, under the title "Three Men and a Maid", from October to Dece... (show all)mber 1921. It was first published as a book in the U.S. on April 26, 1922 by George H. Doran, New York, and as The Girl on the Boat in the United Kingdom by Herbert Jenkins, London, on June 15, 1922."  The Girl on the Boat in Wikipedia

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Fiction and Literature, General Fiction
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813Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican fiction in English
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PZ3 .W817Language and LiteratureFiction and juvenile belles lettresFiction and juvenile belles lettresFiction in English
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