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Captains Outrageous (2001)
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Amazon.com Product Description (ISBN 0892967285, Hardcover)Hap Collins, saves a young woman, however, no good deed goes unpunished. Misbehaving on a Caribbean cruise, the two are abandoned in Mexico, where Leonard is saved from armed attackers by a fisherman and his daughter. Hap returns to East Texas but is overwhelmed when he learns of the senoritas murder. Not taking it lying down, he and Leonard return to Mexico to even the score.
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"Hap Collins is stuck in a bit of a mid-life rut. Spending his days guarding the local poultry plant, he doesn't look forward to going home to his lady Brett, with whom making love has become like twice-ground hamburger without the fixings. Suddenly, a spontaneous, off-duty act of rescue earns Hap and his best friend Leonard Pine a cruise down the Gulf of Mexico to the Caribbean. But their holiday is short-lived, thanks to a shipboard eruption of Leonard's proud, hot temper. Stranded with Hap in Mexico, Leonard buys an ugly hat, gets stabbed by a thug cop, and is saved from armed desperadoes by a geriatric fisherman and his gorgeous daughter." "Then things get dangerous." "On frighteningly foreign turf, Hap and Leonard wade through a cast bigger than the U.S. army, including a nudist mobster, his seven-foot enforcer, and a hog-raising private eye. Getting way too close to high-echelon corruption and murder, they will find a parcel of trouble following them everywhere. And along the way Leonard may even buy a new hat."--BOOK JACKET.
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