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Mike Callahan's wife is back and business is booming. The word in the universe is that Lady Sally really knows how to give her customers a good time. Attracting unusual characters, her establishment is a remarkable place where a jinxed private detective can change his luck and a telepath is twice the woman she seems.Tags
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This one felt like two different novels.
The first two-thirds of the book was an occasionally funny, mildly-entertaining-if-politically-outrageously-incorrect private detective story set in a slightly fantastic whorehouse. It sets out to show the reader that one can imagine a world in which prostitution is a good thing (somewhat akin to Mike Resnick’s Eros Ascending).
The final third of the book morphed into something totally different and spectacularly awful. I regret that I can’t travel back in time and edit the past to save humanity from having to read the final third of this book. And I am a glutton for "pun"-ishment.
The first two-thirds of the book was an occasionally funny, mildly-entertaining-if-politically-outrageously-incorrect private detective story set in a slightly fantastic whorehouse. It sets out to show the reader that one can imagine a world in which prostitution is a good thing (somewhat akin to Mike Resnick’s Eros Ascending).
The final third of the book morphed into something totally different and spectacularly awful. I regret that I can’t travel back in time and edit the past to save humanity from having to read the final third of this book. And I am a glutton for "pun"-ishment.
The very Heinleinesque "sex is good, sex is wholesome, let's all be healthy-minded and share it together, and talk and talk and TALK about it" got ... hard to take. And the puns were ubiquitous, and sometimes annoying (hint: if even the characters in the book can't stand it, just stop already). And the denouement was very gruesome. (Spider Robinson is good at gruesome.) And (Heinlein again) people kept lecturing at length. I wonder how many readers really enjoy wacky puns, bloody murder, and kinky (but healthy, oh so healthy) sex? This would be their book.
A two-part novel, of sorts, that revisits the best little whorehouse in the known universe, Lady Callahan's, where the fun, puns and naughty bits flow freely. This is told from the point of view of a Bogeyish private eye, Joe Quigley, who sports the best intuition and the worst luck of any gumshoe in the known universe. His luck changes, maybe for better, maybe for worse, when a high-up authority charges him with the job of solving a series of thefts at Lady Callahan's. As it turns out, he must work undercover by posing as one of her...artists. In quick succession he finds love, success and his usual jinx, and the unknown felon turns out to be somebody much darker and deadlier than he had thought. After solving the case, he learns Lady show more Callahan's secret, and joins forces with her to save the world from itself... which, as it happens, has about a 24-hour countdown. Depending on your tastes, the best or worst feature of the Callahan books has always been the puns, as witness the title of this book. And I got a very nice quotation from this book too, although it is not Robinson's: "The large print giveth, and the small print taketh away". That was worth the price of admission alone. show less
A decent continuation to the first Lady Callahan book, but not quite as good, IMHO. Still,at 4 stars, this book is a solid work by Spider Robinson that has plenty enough puns and jokes for fans of this series.
The second half of Robinson's two-book excursion into the brothel run by Lady Sally McGee . . . an offshoot of Callahan's Place both in the literal and figurative senses. Robinson is channeling the spirit of Robert Heinlein here, with an expansive and inclusive view of sex as a healthy and infinitely diverse part of the human experience. Being Robinson, there are also larger-than-life characters and spectacular puns . . . of which the title is only the beginning.
Like its predecessor, this one's not quite up to the best of the Callahan's series, but well worth reading anyway.
Like its predecessor, this one's not quite up to the best of the Callahan's series, but well worth reading anyway.
Back in the day I used to enjoy Spider Robinson's "Callahan" stories when they were first published in "Analog." This short novel reminded me of why I lost interest, as I just didn't care for the main character, the puns, or the Heinleinesque lecturing. The only reason I picked it up was for a book group and that's the only reason why I finished it. I'm not going to say it was bad, it just wasn't all that interesting. Who knows? You might like it better; though if you're looking for a comic treatment of the private detective in a science fiction scenario I'd recommend "The Plutonium Blonde." The more serious turn in the plot half-way through doesn't help either.
Interesting and amusing book about the shenanigans of a brothel where they also save the world from time to time.
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Science fiction author Spider Robinson was born in the Bronx, New York on November 24, 1948. He received a Bachelor of Arts in English from the State University of New York. He began writing professionally in 1972 and has won numerous awards including three Hugos, one Nebula, and the John W. Campbell Award for Best New Writer. He is best known for show more his Callahan stories and for the Stardance Sequence, which he co-wrote with his wife Jeanne Robinson. He was selected by the Heinlein Prize Trust to write Variable Star, a novel based on a 1955 outline created by Robert A. Heinlein. He also worked as a book reviewer for Galaxy, Analog, and New Destinies magazines and his opinion column Future Tense has appeared in The Globe and Mail since 1996. In 2001, he released Belaboring the Obvious, a CD featuring original music. He currently lives in Bowen Island, Brisith Columbia, Canada with his wife. (Bowker Author Biography) show less
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- Canonical title
- Lady Slings the Booze
- Original publication date
- 1992-11
- Epigraph
- A harlot with sincerity and a square egg: they both do not exist.
- Japanese proverb
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of.
But do it in private, and wash your hands afterward.
- Woodrow W Smith - Dedication
- This books is dedicated, with respect and gratitude to:
David S Alberts, D. M. Bennett, James Buckley, Larry Flynt, Ralph Ginzburg, Maurice Girodias, Alvin Goldstein, Bob Guccione, William Hamling, Hugh Hefner, E.H. He... (show all)ywood, Jack Kahane, Ed Lange, Charles Mackey, Marvin Miller, Edward Mishkin, Lew Rosen, Barney Rossel, Samuel Roth, Harold Rubin, Henry Steinborn, Geroge Von Rosen
and all the courageous others who served or risked prison time for the right of all Americans to possess and enjoy pornography (literally: "writings of harlots" - such as this story) and other erotica. - First words
- It was noon before they finished scraping Uncle Louie off the dining room table.
- Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)"Was it necessary," asked the judge, "to produce this entire lake as evidence?"
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