The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death: Reflections on Revenge, Germophobia, and Laser Hair Removal
by Laurie Notaro
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NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • Laurie Notaro has an uncanny ability to attract insanity—and leave readers doubled over with laughter. Need proof? Check out The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death and try not to bust a gut.Join Notaro as she experiences the popular phenomenon of laser hair removal (because at least one of her chins should be stubble-free); bemoans the scourge of the Open Mouth Coughers on America's airplanes and in similarly congested areas; welcomes the newest show more ex-con (yay, a sex offender!) to her neighborhood; and watches, against her own better judgment, every Discovery Health Channel special on parasites and tapeworms that has ever aired—resulting in an overwhelming fear that a worm the size of a python will soon come a-knocking on her back door.
In Notaro's world, strangers are stranger than fiction. One must always check the hotel bathroom for hobo hairs and consciously remember not to stare at old men with giant man-boobies. And then there are the lessons she has learned the hard way: Though it may seem like a good idea, it's best not to hire a tweaked-out homeless guy to clean up your yard.
The Plain Dealer says that Laurie Notaro is "a scream, the freak-magnet of a girlfriend you can't wait to meet for a drink to hear her latest story." With The Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death, Notaro proves she's not only funny but resigned to the fact that you can't look bad ass in a Prius. Don't even try. show less
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I admit it. I picked this up only and solely because it was available for free on the Kindle from Amazon. And this probably biased me pretty heavily - to say my expectations were lowered (especially after some of the other books I've gotten for free for the Kindle) is really understating things.
And yet. This book had me truly, helplessly laughing out loud on several occasions, and for that, four stars are basically guaranteed.
I'm not saying it's perfect. Notaro's voice has strong echoes of Erma Bombeck, and while Bombeck was great, her voice was never her strong suit. And I could have lived with slightly fewer fat jokes and a lot fewer self-deprecations (oh, I'm so dumb, I'm so fat, I'm so bad at this). And there are essays in here show more that just did not work for me. But then, when are there not? David Sedaris isn't great because he's always funny - he's really, really not - but because when he's on, he's really damn funny indeed. Even Thurber wasn't funny all the time. Notaro isn't Sedaris, let alone Thurber, but when she's on, she's genuinely funny.
I enjoyed this book a lot - enough that I'm going to pay for another of her books, just to see what else she's got. show less
And yet. This book had me truly, helplessly laughing out loud on several occasions, and for that, four stars are basically guaranteed.
I'm not saying it's perfect. Notaro's voice has strong echoes of Erma Bombeck, and while Bombeck was great, her voice was never her strong suit. And I could have lived with slightly fewer fat jokes and a lot fewer self-deprecations (oh, I'm so dumb, I'm so fat, I'm so bad at this). And there are essays in here show more that just did not work for me. But then, when are there not? David Sedaris isn't great because he's always funny - he's really, really not - but because when he's on, he's really damn funny indeed. Even Thurber wasn't funny all the time. Notaro isn't Sedaris, let alone Thurber, but when she's on, she's genuinely funny.
I enjoyed this book a lot - enough that I'm going to pay for another of her books, just to see what else she's got. show less
I was introduced to Laurie Notaro’s books back in 2007, when I inadvertently stumbled across a copy of The Idiot Girls’ Action Adventure Club. Since then, I’ve read each of her collections of essays (except the one about Christmas), and I’ve enjoyed them immensely. That’s why I was thrilled to pick up a copy of her latest.
Notaro’s essay collections are laugh-out-loud funny, and Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death joins her sisters' ranks. By far my favorite essay was the one after which this book was named—only the day before, I’d had my very own sort-of Laurie moment behind the wheel of my car (except I didn’t react nearly the same way as she did). I also greatly enjoyed Laurie’s story about taking a cruise. show more I was a little bit put off by the potty humor in this book, but I guess that’s what she’s known for. Other than that, though, this book had me rolling in my seat with laughter. show less
Notaro’s essay collections are laugh-out-loud funny, and Idiot Girl and the Flaming Tantrum of Death joins her sisters' ranks. By far my favorite essay was the one after which this book was named—only the day before, I’d had my very own sort-of Laurie moment behind the wheel of my car (except I didn’t react nearly the same way as she did). I also greatly enjoyed Laurie’s story about taking a cruise. show more I was a little bit put off by the potty humor in this book, but I guess that’s what she’s known for. Other than that, though, this book had me rolling in my seat with laughter. show less
funny, funny, funny. I probably would not have normally picked this out, but I am a sucker for vintage carnival, showgirl, etc pictures and this caught my eye. So glad I brought this read home. I was laughing, giggling and smiling during these stories. Several times I couldn't catch my breath I was laughing so hard.
I really really enjoyed this and bought a copy for my mother and one for a friend.
I really really enjoyed this and bought a copy for my mother and one for a friend.
I had been waiting for this book for so long. I'm a HUGE fan of this author, and have loved all her previous essay books. In fact, they are some of the few books that have earned "keeper" status - I don't swap them. This book did NOT disappoint.
HILARIOUS!! I was laughing out loud throughout, and I think I actually snort-laughed at one point even. The essay on "It's all good" was so so funny - I'm laughing again just thinking about it. The story of her adventures on a cruise ship - priceless! I could really relate to the whitewater rafting trip. I must be an idiot girl, because the author feels like a good friend to me. :)
I stayed up all night (despite the fact that I had to be up at 6am for work, even!) reading this, because I could not show more put it down. Highly recommended! :) Can't wait for her next essay book! show less
HILARIOUS!! I was laughing out loud throughout, and I think I actually snort-laughed at one point even. The essay on "It's all good" was so so funny - I'm laughing again just thinking about it. The story of her adventures on a cruise ship - priceless! I could really relate to the whitewater rafting trip. I must be an idiot girl, because the author feels like a good friend to me. :)
I stayed up all night (despite the fact that I had to be up at 6am for work, even!) reading this, because I could not show more put it down. Highly recommended! :) Can't wait for her next essay book! show less
As always, Laurie Notaro writes another winner and continues to strike a chord with me in recounting her countless adventures living in the "'hood" in Arizona; trying to sell her house to food-scarfing miscreants; journeying from the desert to the wet, lush wilds of Oregon; and emitting far too many bodily noises while repairmen are in the house.
I've read all of Notaro's books and find myself laughing so hard that I actually have tears streaming down my face -- particularly at inopportune moments, like when I'm riding public transporation. I've never encountered another writer who can get that kind of reaction from me! She has a sarcastic wit that perfectly matches my own sense of humor, and I adore her. I'm happy she's returned with show more another memoir of sorts -- disappointingly, I wasn't sold on There's A (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going To Hell. It laughed the hilarity and natural charm evident when she's just writing about she and her husband. Glad she's back! show less
I've read all of Notaro's books and find myself laughing so hard that I actually have tears streaming down my face -- particularly at inopportune moments, like when I'm riding public transporation. I've never encountered another writer who can get that kind of reaction from me! She has a sarcastic wit that perfectly matches my own sense of humor, and I adore her. I'm happy she's returned with show more another memoir of sorts -- disappointingly, I wasn't sold on There's A (Slight) Chance I Might Be Going To Hell. It laughed the hilarity and natural charm evident when she's just writing about she and her husband. Glad she's back! show less
Either I wasn't in the mood, or this collection of humorous essays just isn't as funny as her "Housebroken" collection.
Many of the encounters Notaro describes this time around feel just a bit mean-spirited as she describes fellow cruise passengers, vacationing bird-watchers, and pooping seagulls.
Highlights of the collection are "Ready or Not" and "A Kung-Fu Person, a Tollbooth, and a Swinging Bridge in Less Than Twenty-Four Hours" which, believe it or not, are about pets -- specifically, losing one, acquiring one, and socializing a puppy.
Notaro's self-deprecating humor is her trademark, but it can grow a bit wearisome when taken in too great a dose.
Many of the encounters Notaro describes this time around feel just a bit mean-spirited as she describes fellow cruise passengers, vacationing bird-watchers, and pooping seagulls.
Highlights of the collection are "Ready or Not" and "A Kung-Fu Person, a Tollbooth, and a Swinging Bridge in Less Than Twenty-Four Hours" which, believe it or not, are about pets -- specifically, losing one, acquiring one, and socializing a puppy.
Notaro's self-deprecating humor is her trademark, but it can grow a bit wearisome when taken in too great a dose.
I love Notaro's first couple of books, but I wasn't able to get some of the essays in her latest. Her remarkable wit and humor is still there, just kinda bogged in long rambling essays. The shortest are the best ones.
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Laurie Notaro is an American writer who was born in Brooklyn, New York, and raised in Phoenix, Arizona. She graduated from Arizona State University with a degree in Journalism. Notaro was a columnist for ten years at The Arizona Republic. She is the author of The Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club, Autobiography of a Fat Bride, I Love Everybody, show more We Thought You'd Be Prettier, and An Idiot Girl's Christmas. Her book, It Looked Different on the Model, became a New York Times bestseller in 2014. (Bowker Author Biography) Laurie Notaro writes a weekly humor column for the Arizona Republic newspaper. She lives with her husband and pets in Phoenix, AZ. show less
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- Phoenix, Arizona, USA; Eugene, Oregon, USA
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- To Nana
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- It could not have sounded more divine.
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- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)"Ow," I said as my shin smacked into the bed frame while I was trying to climb into bed. "I think that's going to leave a bruise."
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