The Girlfriends' Guide to Surviving the First Year of Motherhood
by Vicki Iovine
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When it comes to your new baby, everyone from Dr. Spock to Dr. Brazleton has an armful of advice. But no one's delivering any tips on how you can care for yourself. Now, four-time delivery room veteran Vicki Iovine answers your questions, calms your fears, and cracks you up as only a girlfriend can, with straight advice and hilarious observations on... "Baby euphoria": Is it a mind-altering drug? "Husband? What Husband?": Taking care of the big baby, as well as the little baby "I Want My Old show more Body Back!": What you can fix and what you can't "The Droning Phenomenon": The inability to discuss anything but your baby for more than thirty seconds "Do I Have to Become Carol Brady?": Conquering your fear of being a less-than-perfect mother "Competitive Mothering": Coping with know-it-alls, finger-pointers, and others who try to "Out-Mom" you NOTE: Pausing to read this book may be the only selfish thing you do all year, since you'll have time for nothing else! show lessTags
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At first I thought this was just a funny read on all the good stuff that happens during those first month, but after my daughter was born I actually found myself going back to some parts and they were really depicting some situations perfectly. I like it as it is non-judgemental whereas many other parenting books are. It won't change your world, but it's a fun read nevertheless.
I read this book as I pumped at work. HILARIOUS! Plus truly insightful, I would not have survived without it.
I loved this book! She tells it like it is, but in a hilarious way, and gives genuinely good advice.
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Contents: Acknowledgments -- Foreword. Motherhood: It's More Than a Job–It's an Adventure -- Why I Wrote This Book -- Top-Ten Biggest Shocks of Childbirth -- Chapter One. In the Hospital -- Chapter Two. Going Home -- Chapter Three. Assessing the Damage -- Chapter Four. Baby Euphoria -- Chapter Five. Blue, Baby, Blue -- Chapter Six. And Baby Makes Three -- Chapter Seven. I'm Soooo Tired, I Haven't Slept a Wink -- Chapter Eight. I Want My Old Body Back! -- Chapter Nine. Sex? What Sex? -- Chapter Ten. Food Glorious Food! -- Chapter Eleven. Keeping Everybody Healthy -- Chapter Twelve. Going Back to Work -- Chapter Thirteen. The Second Baby -- Top-Ten Things New Mothers Don't Do -- Postscript -- Index
Contents: Acknowledgments -- Foreword. Motherhood: It's More Than a Job–It's an Adventure -- Why I Wrote This Book -- Top-Ten Biggest Shocks of Childbirth -- Chapter One. In the Hospital -- Chapter Two. Going Home -- Chapter Three. Assessing the Damage -- Chapter Four. Baby Euphoria -- Chapter Five. Blue, Baby, Blue -- Chapter Six. And Baby Makes Three -- Chapter Seven. I'm Soooo Tired, I Haven't Slept a Wink -- Chapter Eight. I Want My Old Body Back! -- Chapter Nine. Sex? What Sex? -- Chapter Ten. Food Glorious Food! -- Chapter Eleven. Keeping Everybody Healthy -- Chapter Twelve. Going Back to Work -- Chapter Thirteen. The Second Baby -- Top-Ten Things New Mothers Don't Do -- Postscript -- Index
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Vicki Iovine was in her mid-thirties when she became pregnant for the first time and bought every book she could find on the subject. But she found that the most helpful information came from her friends who had already had children. This led to her first book, The Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy: Or, Everything Your Doctor Won't Tell You. In a show more style that is both candid and funny, Iovine discusses subjects ranging from nausea to nursing to fighting the urge to murder an unsympathetic husband. The concept proved so successful that several more books followed, including Girlfriends' Guide to Pregnancy Daily Diary, The Girlfriends' Guide to Surviving the First Year of Motherhood, and Girlfriends' Guide to Toddlers. Vicki Iovine graduated from Hastings Law School and was a television producer before becoming a mother of four. (Bowker Author Biography) show less
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- 1997-10
- Dedication
- This book is dedicated to Grandma Gladys: Thank you for teaching me to love books (and for my snotty attitude!). I miss you, Grandma. XO
- First words
- Here it is, YOUR BABY! [Foreword]
- Last words
- (Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)We just knew you'd be great at this!
- Original language
- English
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- Nonfiction
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- 306.8743 — Society, Government, and Culture Social sciences, sociology & anthropology Social Behavior - Dating, Marriage, Divorce Marriage, partnerships, unions; family Intrafamily relationships Parent-child relationship Mother-child relationship
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- HQ759 .I69 — Social sciences The family. Marriage, Women and Sexuality The Family. Marriage. Women The family. Marriage. Home Parents. Parenthood
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