How to Become Extinct

by Will Cuppy

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A funny view of the very worst members of the animal kingdom whose continued existence is not necessarily a foregone conclusion. Zoologically accurate, yet hilarious, these forty brief, witty essays include distinctions between Stoats and Ermines, reasons why the Age of Reptiles simply had to come to an end, and all you need to know about creatures from the Carp to the Giant Ground Sloth. Our guide is New Yorker humorist Will Cuppy, a perennially perturbed hermit who thought life was out to show more get him. He may have been right. For eight years, from 1921 to 1929, Will Cuppy lived alone on Jones Island, off Long Island's South Shore. From that outpost, he gained a reputation for his factual but funny magazine articles and wrote the book, How to be a Hermit, his first bestseller. His last, The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody, was left unfinished after Cuppy's death in 1949 and has become a classic of American humor. In between (among other titles) was this very funny bestiary is for the naturalist--and curmudgeon--in all of us. show less

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This one is mostly about fish, reptiles, and Aristotle, not necessarily in that order. (You will find Aristotle under reptiles.) Plus snippets about some of the animals that have mastered the art of extinction, such as the dodo, “the ultimate in extinction,” which “seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct.” And if you are thinking of adding a snake to your family circle, Cuppy gives you a few points to consider before making that kind of commitment. In general, he is against making pets of snakes, but admits that he might not have met the right snake. Anything by Cuppy is worth reading, and this one is no exception. The text is superb and the illustrations by Steig are first-rate.
Cuppy Humor for Fishermen and Nature Lovers: Very funny if you like dry humor. Had me laughing out loud. Fishing "advice" covers topics from minnows and carp to salmon and pike. Additional chapters on Reptiles, Dinosaurs, and Insects. "The Salmon have strange ideas; they are afraid of parsley and slices of lemon." "Aristotle's discovery that snakes and fish have no feet is a keen bit of observation for an ancient Greek." One can sense that Carlin and Seinfeld took some lessons from Cuppy's observational humor.
Translating humour is difficult. This book is supposed to be funny. The German translation does not seem to be funny at all. Either I have lost my sense of humour or Lutz-Werner Wolff has not succeeded in translating the humour of this book. I won't give a rating because the English may well be funny.
While not as wildy funny as The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody, this is another agreeable example of Cuppy's humor, and has the advantage of having been completed in his lifetime under his own supervision.

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Gruber, Wolf J. (Illustrator)
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Wolff, Lutz-Werner (Translator)

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1941

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Fiction and Literature
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814.54Literature & rhetoricAmerican literature in EnglishAmerican essays in English20th Century1945-1999
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PN6231 .S4 .C8Language and LiteratureLiterature (General)Literature (General)Collections of general literatureWit and humor
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