The Rumpelstiltskin Problem

by Vivian Vande Velde

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A collection of variations on the familiar story of a boastful miller and the daughter he claims can spin straw into gold.

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A well crafted, humorous, tongue in cheek, unique spin of the classic Brothers Grimm fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin. There are six variations on the theme of this goblin like character who helps the miller's daughter spin straw to gold.

Some of the tales are so funny that I laughed out loud. All are creative and witty.
What was WITH that BIZARRE fairy tale Rumpelstiltskin?

WHY would a miller claim that his daughter could spin straw into gold? WHY would the king believe him? And WHY would an odd little man that CAN spin straw into gold do so in exchange for a tiny gold ring? The story is just SILLY.

In an attempt to make sense of this wayward fairy tale, Vivian Vande Velde provides six alternative versions of the classic account, each of which is far more intriguing and revealing than the original.
I really liked this short story collection when I was a child, and on my recent re-read, adult-me was not disappointed. These six retellings of Rumpelstiltskin are all different from each other in both content and tone, and some of them are really funny. They all stick to the main plot, but each one comes at it from a different angle. Highly recommended to anyone who likes fairy tale retellings, quirky stories, or a good laugh.
As a lifelong lover of fairy tales and a fan of Once Upon a Time since its beginning (and hooked since Robert Carlyle graced my television screen as Rumpelstiltskin), I searched our library catalog on a whim to see what a keyword search of Rumpelstiltskin and discovered this gem of short stories published in 2000 through the Ohio Digital Library site. Vivian Vande Velde captured my attention immediately with the introduction about the "Rumpelstiltskin Problem" as she wittingly explained flaws in the original tale and then in the six stories she wrote, set about working out those problems with entertaining results. The stories "Straw Into Gold" and "The Domovoi" were my two personal favorites as the variations on the character of show more Rumpelstiltskin were sympathetic. Next in line would be the "As Good As Gold" story which sets the story from the king's viewpoint. "A Fairy Tale in Bad Taste" provides an unsavory reason for Rumpelstiltskin wanting a child; "Ms. Rumpelstiltskin" offers the character as a witch who dislikes being called "little man;" lastly, "Papa Rumpelstiltskin" shows what trouble bragging creates for the Miller with humorous results. show less
An interesting assortment of retellings of Rumpelstiltskin. She points out that the story, as usually told, really makes no sense, and thus rewrote it as multiple stories that were more plausible, and yet could have been reported as the traditional tale. They range from "evil troll creates scheme to get baby to eat" to "miller's daughter is scheming to marry a good king" to...assorted. Generally, the bad guys get their comeuppance and the good ones end up happy (not quite always - poor witch). It's an interesting group, and well-written as I expect from Vivian Vande Velde.
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"Have you ever wondered just what was going on when that odd little man with the long name stepped up and volunteered to spin straw into gold for the miller's daughter?"
In this book, various miller's daughters confront their deadly situation in different ways, some funny, some scary and some just sad. Vivian Vande Velde has done a great job imagining ways that the miller's daughter could have gotten into the situation in the first place. She details why the father would allow this to happen, what is going on with the king and just who is Rumplestiltskin anyway.

This book was a very quick read. I found the six stories to be very different and very clever. The introduction itself is quite amusing. I found this book in the elementary show more school library where I volunteer, but I think it would surely appeal to adults as well (maybe even more). Having recently read Rump, the title interested me and the introduction sold the book.

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Middle readers (grades 4 thru 8) and any adults who like fairy tales.
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Six "fractured fairy tale" versions of Rumpelstiltskin which the author wrote in response to questions and illogical situations the original story raised for hre. Very funny and creative, with each main character assuming a bad-guy persona in one story or another. These six variations actually enrich and improve upon the original. Good read-aloud.

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Vivian Vande Velde (born 1951, Rochester, New York) is an American author who writes books primarily aimed at children and young adults. She currently resides in Rochester, New York. Her novels and short story collections usually contain elements of horror, fantasy, and humor. Her book Never Trust a Dead Man (1999) received the 2000 Edgar Award show more for Best Young Adult Novel. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

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Canonical title
The Rumpelstiltskin Problem
Original publication date
2000
People/Characters
Rumpelstiltskin (A Fairy Tale In Bad Taste, Straw Into Gold, The Domovoi, Ms. Rumplestiltskin, As Good As Gold); Miller (A Fairy Tale In Bad Taste, Straw Into Gold, Ms. Rumplestiltskin, As Good As Gold); Siobhan (A Fairy Tale In Bad Taste); King (A Fairy Tale In Bad Taste, Straw Into Gold, Papa Rumplestiltskin, Ms. Rumplestiltskin); Della (Straw Into Gold); Katya (The Domovoi) (show all 12); Otto (Papa Rumplestiltskin); Christina (Papa Rumplestiltskin); Luella (Ms. Rumplestiltskin); King Gregory (As Good As Gold); King Norvin (As Good As Gold); Carleen (As Good As Gold)
First words
Once upon a time, before pizzarias or Taco Bells, there was a troll named Rumplestiltskin who began to wonder what a human baby would taste like. - A Fairy Tale In Bad Taste
One upon a time, in the days before Social Security or insurance companies, there lived a miller and his daughter, Della, who were fairly well-off and reasonably happy until the day their mill burned down. - Straw Into Gold
Once upon a time, before home security systems and trained guard dogs, if you lived in Russia the way to keep your house safe and happy was to have a domovoi living beneath your basement. - The Domovoi
Once upon a time, before bread was plastic-wrapped and sold in supermarkets, there lived a miller named Otto and his daughter, Christina. - Papa Rumplestiltskin
Once upon a time, before eyelash curlers and lip liner, there lived a very plain girl by the name of Rumplestiltskin. - Ms. Rumplestiltskin
Once upon a time, before movie stars or rock singers or professional athletes, the people everybody most wanted to meet were kings and queens. - As Good As Gold
Last words
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)So he ate it. - A Fairy Tale In Bad Taste
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)He called her Abigail, which means "a father's joy." - Straw Into Gold
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)None of the cats disagreed, so Rumplestiltskin decided that they were fine and clever cats, and he lived with them for many, many happy years. - The Domovoi
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)He just hoped it would be ruled by a wiser king. - Papa Rumplestiltskin
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)But that's a different story. - Ms. Rumplestiltskin
(Click to show. Warning: May contain spoilers.)But as a wedding gift he sent a gold handle, a golden doorknob, and ten golden buttons. - As Good As Gold

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Fiction and Literature
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398.2Social sciencesCustoms, etiquette & folkloreFolkloreFolk literature
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PZ8 .V55 .RLanguage and LiteratureFiction and juvenile belles lettresFiction and juvenile belles lettresJuvenile belles lettres
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