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Gerard Houarner

Author of The Bard of Sorcery

35+ Works 270 Members 5 Reviews

About the Author

Works by Gerard Houarner

The Bard of Sorcery (1986) 69 copies
The Beast That Was Max (2001) 50 copies
Road to Hell (1999) 28 copies
Dead Cats Bouncing (2002) — Editor — 12 copies, 1 review
Dead Cat Traveling Circus of Wonders and Miracle Medicine Show (2006) — Editor — 11 copies, 1 review
Dead Cat Bounce (2000) 7 copies, 1 review
Painfreak (1996) 6 copies
Cemetery Dance Issue 58 (2008) 6 copies
Black Orchids from Aum (2001) 5 copies, 1 review
A Blood of Killers (2009) 5 copies
Going Postal (1998) 4 copies

Associated Works

Shelf Life: Fantastic Stories Celebrating Bookstores (2002) — Contributor — 264 copies, 9 reviews
Mojo: Conjure Stories (2003) — Contributor — 164 copies, 4 reviews
Horrors! 365 Scary Stories (Anthology) (1998) — Contributor — 138 copies, 1 review
The Year's Best Dark Fantasy & Horror 2010 Edition (2010) — Contributor — 117 copies, 6 reviews
Borderlands 4 (1995) — Contributor — 93 copies
Indian Country Noir (2010) — Contributor — 69 copies, 3 reviews
High Seas Cthulhu: Swashbuckling Adventure Meets the Mythos (2007) — Contributor — 47 copies, 2 reviews
Horrors Beyond: Tales of Terrifying Realities (2007) — Contributor — 44 copies, 2 reviews
Lost on the Darkside: Voices From The Edge of Horror (2005) — Contributor — 44 copies, 2 reviews
Necro Files: Two Decades of Extreme Horror (2011) — Contributor — 40 copies, 4 reviews
Weird Tales: The 21st Century, Volume 1 (2007) — Contributor — 37 copies, 2 reviews
Sails and Sorcery: Tales of Nautical Fantasy (2007) — Contributor — 34 copies, 2 reviews
Alone on the Darkside: Echoes From Shadows of Horror (2006) — Contributor — 26 copies
Strange Tales, Volume III (2007) — Contributor — 24 copies
Dueling Minds (2013) — Author — 20 copies, 10 reviews
Cloaked in Shadow: Dark Tales of Elves (2004) — Contributor — 20 copies, 1 review
The Last Continent: New Tales of Zothique (1999) — Contributor — 19 copies, 1 review
Eros Ex Machina (1998) — Contributor — 16 copies
Eulogies II: Tales From The Cellar (2013) — Contributor — 14 copies
The Anthology of Dark Wisdom: The Best of Dark Fiction (2009) — Contributor — 14 copies
Damned Nation (2006) — Contributor — 11 copies
In Delirium — Contributor — 11 copies
Damned: An Anthology of the Lost (2004) — Contributor — 11 copies
Discoveries: Best of Horror and Dark Fantasy (2015) — Contributor — 8 copies
Blood & Devotion: Tales of Epic Fantasy (2010) — Contributor — 6 copies
Mythophages : 16 Sagas d'hier et d'aujourd'hui (2004) — Contributor — 6 copies, 1 review
Blind Swimmer - an Eibonvale Press Anthology (2010) — Contributor — 6 copies
The Big Book of Blasphemy (2019) — Contributor — 4 copies
Beware the Dark #2 (2014) — Introduction — 4 copies
Sinistre: An Anthology of Rituals (1993) — Contributor — 3 copies
Space & Time 133 (2019) — Editor — 2 copies, 1 review
War of the Worlds: Frontlines (2010) — Contributor — 2 copies

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Common Knowledge

Legal name
Houarner, Gerard Daniel
Birthdate
1955-05-24
Gender
male
Education
Stuyvesant High School
City College of New York
Columbia University
Occupations
horror fiction writer
Relationships
Addison, Linda D. (wife)
Nationality
USA
Birthplace
New York, New York, USA
Places of residence
New York, New York, USA (birth)
Associated Place (for map)
New York, New York, USA

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Reviews

6 reviews
Winning a free copy of Brian Hodge and Gerard Hoarder’s Dark City: A Novella Collection provided an interesting read with three stories in this book. The first “In the Negative Spaces” provides an intense read of a quest to free oneself from the past, and makes the reader want to know what happens next with the character. The second story, “Burning Bright in the Invisible Night” transports the reader into what seems like the middle of a storyline, yet it makes sense. However it show more leaves you wanting more as it is a fight between routine, and facing challenges. The final story, “The Fear Puppet” is an interesting read, that battles the issue of fearing the unknown vs. seeking something that is “suppose to be” show less
This anthology is part of a series that includes 4 chapbooks and 2 anthologies. It has to be the strangest series of books I have ever read, but I enjoyed them none-the-less. These are quite literally the adventures of a cat that returns from the Egyptian land of the dead. He's bored there and decides to return to the living - only he's still dead, and rotting a little, but he doesn't let it get him down.

Dead Cat first appeared in "Dead Cat Bounce," a short story/chapbook. Then Gak & show more Houarner had the brilliant idea to let other authors play with their new creation resulting in this anthology. Each author has a different take on a short adventure of Dead Cat. There are poems and stories, each varying according to the author's talents. So, Edward Lee's entry is a little more hard edged than Yvonne Navarro's tale. While most of the authors represented write horror, I wouldn't classify this as such. This is definitely dark comedy, but not for children. As other reviewers mentioned, the grammar is deliberately bad. Sentences are choppy to reflect how a dead cat, whose brain has decayed and never took an English class, might speak and think. I agree that this could get a bit tedious after awhile, but the sheer playfulness of the stories, albeit in a very dark humor, are worth the annoyance. Especially considering this is a very quick and fun read.

I have to add that Gak's artistic contribution really make this work top notch. Normally, I'm indifferent to artwork in a book. However, Gak breathes "life" into the character, and his artwork adds even more humor. My only criticism is that there were too few illustrations to complement the prose. This book was released as both a trade paperback and a hardcover, both signed limited editions. It can still be found on the second hand market. Since this was signed by all contributors on a bound-in limitation page it's worth the high price tag. Highly recommended!

Other titles:

Dead Cat Bounce
Dead Cats Bouncing
Dead Cat: Bigger Than Jesus
Dead Cats Lick
The Dead Cat Poets Cabal
Dead Cat Traveling Circus of Wonders and Miracle Medicine Show (Signed Edition)
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Mr. Houarner can write fairly well, but I didn't enjoy this book as much as I expected to enjoy it. I expected a 4-star book based upon reviews.

The last two stories about Jeloc were fine and I might have given the book that rating if all were like them. However, the rest of the book just seemed to incarnate "life sucks and then you die." Some books are grim but the power of the writing keeps you enthralled. Some are grim but you have a sense of moral satisfaction or completeness. Some are show more grim in part, but are relieved by the other side of the coin in places. This was just grim. show less
½
Another anthology of Dead Cat tales. There is a wide variety of authors represented, and they all write in their own unique style. The only commonality is Dead Cat. There are poems and stories, all from Dead Cat's (often grammatically challenged) point of view. Weird, strange, wonderful. If you enjoyed "Dead Cats Bouncing", you'll love this as well. GAK's illustrations are excellent, and really add personality to these anthologies.

More Dead Cat please!

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GAK Illustrator, Editor
Michael Wehunt Contributor
Amanda C. Davis Contributor
Nik Houser Contributor
Keith Minnion Contributor
Brian Keene Contributor
Romas Cover artist
Linda Addison Contributor
Tom Piccirilli Contributor
Charlee Jacob Contributor
Edward Lee Contributor
Wrath James White Contributor
Jeffrey Thomas Contributor
Zach McCain Illustrator
Steve Gilberts Illustrator
Gary A. Braunbeck Contributor
Tim Lebbon Contributor
Mick Farren Contributor
Yvonne Navarro Contributor
Jack Ketchum Contributor
Paul Di Filippo Contributor
John Skipp Contributor
Terry McGarry Contributor
David Niall Wilson Contributor
Gene O'Neill Contributor
Chad Savage Cover artist, Illustrator
Aaron Worley Contributor
Robert Rhine Contributor
Trey R. Barker Contributor
Linda D. Addison Contributor
Mark McLaughlin Contributor
P. D. Cacek Contributor
Brian Hodge Contributor
Michelle Scalise Contributor
Jack Haringa Contributor
Garrett Peck Contributor
Randy Chandler Contributor
K. Trap Jones Contributor
Jordan Krall Contributor
Tony Tremblay Contributor
Monica O'Rourke Contributor
John Urbancik Contributor
John Everson Contributor
Lucy Taylor Contributor
Ryan Harding Contributor
Jeff Strand Contributor
Colleen Wanglund Contributor
Chesya Burke Contributor
Stacy Drum Cover artist
Billy Tackett Illustrator
Chris Hill Illustrator
Lance King Illustrator
Alex McVey Illustrator
Julia Morgan-Scott Illustrator
Chris Bankston Illustrator
Sarah X. Dylan Cover artist
Glenn Chadbourne Illustrator

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Rating
½ 3.7
Reviews
5
ISBNs
24

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