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Cynthia Heimel (1947–2018)

Author of If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?

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About the Author

Cynthia Heimel was born Cynthia Joan Glick in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania on July 13, 1947. She started her career in journalism by working as a paste-up artist in the advertising department of The Soho Weekly News. She moved her way up to writing and editing for the newspaper. She wrote columns for show more The Village Voice and Playboy magazine about men, feminism, female friendships, flirting, birth control, and lingerie. She also wrote for New York magazine, The Daily News, and Vogue. She wrote several collections including Sex Tips for Girls; But Enough About You; If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?; Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth, I'm Kissing You Good-Bye!; and If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? She adapted Sex Tips and But Enough About You into a play entitled A Girl's Guide to Chaos, which opened in 1986 off Broadway at the American Place Theater. She worked for one season on the writing staff of the sitcom Dear John. She died on February 25, 2018 at the age of 70. (Bowker Author Biography) show less

Includes the names: Cyntia Heimel, Heimel Cynthia

Works by Cynthia Heimel

Sex Tips For Girls (1983) 279 copies, 2 reviews
If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too? (1995) 132 copies, 1 review
But Enough About You (1986) 71 copies
A Girl's Guide to Chaos (1988) 50 copies, 3 reviews
Holky takhle na to! (1998) 1 copy

Associated Works

The Penguin Book of Women's Humour (1996) — Contributor — 124 copies
Moving Parts: Monologues from Contemporary Plays (1992) — Contributor — 67 copies
Playboy Magazine ~ October 1994 (Jennifer Lavoie) (1994) — Contributor — 4 copies
Playboy Magazine ~ July 1989 (Shelly Jamison) (1989) — Author — 3 copies
Playboy Magazine ~ April 1990 (Deborah Driggs) (1990) — Contributor — 3 copies
PLAYBOY ---AUGUST 1986 ISSUE (1986) — Contributor — 2 copies
Playboy Magazine ~ October 1990 (Melissa Evridge) (1990) — Contributor — 2 copies

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This collection of columns is at once funny, exasperating, and disheartening. I found it difficult to read large amounts in a single sitting; the rage against society expressed in some of the essays was simply exhausting. I also am not nearly as enamoured of the Baby Boomers as the author, nor do I believe that any one political party is the cause of or answer to all of my problems. But there is more than enough humor and wisdom in these pages to quiet my complaints. I'm not sure I'll go out show more of my way to seek out any more books by Heimel, but I enjoyed this one. show less
I'm always a bit hesitant to give a chance to those collections of essays by feminist urban singles. Heimel certainly falls into this category, but I suppose she's a fairer example of it than most.

I'm inclined to say she's better than Candace Bushnell but worse than Dorothy Parker, but I can't in good conscience, seeing as I haven't actually read either of these authors (Parker's on the shelf, though). However, that kind of comparison seems to fit Heimel.

I did find a couple of the essays show more (which originally appeared in such periodicals as Playboy and the Village Voice) humorous. I loved the article blaming It's a Wonderful Life for the high suicide rate during the holiday season. I also thought her two companion pieces documenting the differing reactions of a group of men vs. a group of women to an all day porn marathon were enlightening. But overall I couldn't really relate to Heimel or find her that funny.

I was surprised to find so many pieces about being a single mother with a teenage son.

Basically I find it hard to respect an author who writes a heavy handed article blaming Marilyn Monroe for male chauvinism (seems to me like the "she was asking for it" argument I've heard too many times) and then follows it up with an in depth look at how PMS causes bad wardrobe decisions.

The rest of the pieces are standard relationship fare or are along the lines of "why are all the uncool people wearing black nowadays?" type of thinking. It's an easy read in that it doesn't require a large attention span, but I think it could have been smarter.

Pick up Fran Lebowitz instead.
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Collection of Essays by Cynthia Heimel.
Not as funny as 'Get Your Tongue Out of My Mouth I'm kissing you Goodbye", but still great bite-ing and unashamedly feminist wit
I love this so much. A bit dated but makes you wonder how dated we'll be in 27 years!

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