Cat Funnies

As in cartoons, etc.

Here's the one I wanted to share with all of you:



:D

Now, post yours!

That's an offer you can't refuse!

A friend of mine sent me this link to a video:

http://www.ktuu.com/videogallery/71061777/News/Video-Talkeetna-Mayor-is-a-Cat-Na...

Its not a cartoon, but I was reading an article on how to keep your cats off the table/counter/bench today & the author's statement near the end had me laughing out loud:

"My cats free range across my countertops while I'm watching them because they know I don't care. I could yell at them and chase them off, as many people do, but why bother? All you teach your cat by this approach is that you are unpredictable, mentally unstable, and should be watched carefully for signs of sudden behavioral meltdowns."

But they know that already, right?

:-)

At least my cats do.

Musical kitty funnies! (I love this CD!) http://www.catdrinkingsongs.com/

7> "What shall we do with a catnipped kitty?" is a classic. I always have to play it for the cats on Talk Like a Pirate Day.

And the best, imho:

They're all wonderful, fuzzi, but the last one made me laugh aloud.

Here's another one, a real keeper!

Compucat: The story of my life ...

ROFLYSST (Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Somehow Still Typing)

I have a copy of this posted on the wall outside my office.

(20) Hahaha!

22: OMG that one is classic. Where did you find it? I have already shared it on Facebook.

20: That is hilarious.

#22 - Brilliant! I stole it & posted it to my FB, lol :)

(24) @Seanie...I stole it from FB, too... :hangs head:

That's great. Basement Cat is alive and well.

Not entirely about cats, but sort of:



This is close to where I live. Do you think the name of the pet store is a coincidence?

:D

Boy, I am still not good at the picture thing. If you get a chance to check the link out, it is so hilarious even if it isn't a cat.

Betty's picture:



Robert

#31 Robert Thank you for coming to my rescue. Like I said, it's not a cat funny, but it is so dadgum hilarious! Fellow feline-lovers, please forgive me.

32> It's a sea lion, right? Close enough.

Awesome leap, BookLizard,

</segue>?

LOLOL!

35> Great segue.

Rory got into the bedroom plants today and got the sticky bug trap stuck to him LOL. Apparently he was very unhappy about it. I'm still giggling - wish I'd been there! My son took this picture and got Rory unstuck. Those things are extremely sticky.

That is a good shot! He looks quite disgruntled.

"Mommy, fix it, please?"

IMHO Rory has always seemed a bit perturbed, And if that is AMY (my she has become a bit...) in the background, why didn't she fix it?

Fix it? When she could watch his humiliation? Although it might have been amusing to have them stuck together :)

And yes, we're working on slimming Amy down, but it's tough. Rory helps by chasing her around some.

Amy's not fat, just really furry.

43> she's both, I'm afraid. Her fur is gorgeous - really plush, but under that you can't feel her ribs.

Perhaps if you are allergic to cat dander:



Robert

OMG!!! I grew up on a farm...no way I'd have a pig in the house, but that one is ginormous!

If I knew that Cartoons about cats were allowed...


Medieval Cats by Susan Herbert



Big fat cat book by searle one of my top 5 cartoonists!



The Tales of Grandpa Cat also by Searle

I think that Searle drew some of the most "Decadent Cats". Must have been a Cat Lover! I will have to get some more of Susan Herberts works. Diary of a Victorian cat sounds intriguing.

You guys, Cliff over on the Lit Snobs list shared this which his wife found on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MqHN-4okZ4&feature=youtu.be

Really, it is one of the funniest cat videos I have ever seen.

Have you seen this one, the Kitten vs. TWO scary things?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-1F-CokXNU

OMG!!! I have tears running down my face!

I watched the first one with the sound off - the addition of that hilarious music really did it for me with both of them later last night. Thanks 49!

48 & 49> That is absolutely hilarious!

In other cat video news, there's going to be an Internet Cat Video Festival in the Twin Cities. Again. Seriously. The Minnesota Public Radio announcer this afternoon couldn't keep a straight face as he read the PSA.

http://www.walkerart.org/calendar/2013/internet-cat-video-festival-2

I recently read Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed (and Other Heartwarming Letters from Kitty) by Jeremy Greenburg.



It was very funny and very true. I could relate to most of the letter recipients - "Dear Door Opener"; "Dear Clump Scooper"; "Dear Attention Giver"; etc. Each letter was paired with a picture of the kitty sender.

From the title letter:

". . . although it is most unkitty-like to apologize for anything, I am sorry I barfed on your bed. I was sleeping on it, and now I have to get up. For that, I am truly sorry."

Amazing, Lizzy has never apologized for "chucking-up" on my bed.
It is just 'something' that happens. And 'we' don't talk about it.

WE have butlers, why I do believe his name is something like "guido" or something like that, who look after those sort of things.

LOL. That particular letter was addressed to "Stain Pretreater."

This is appropriate, I believe, even though there is no cat in the picture:

From Occupy Bacon:



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From Cute Overload:



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Ha!

Tehehehehehe :)

From Occupy Bacon:



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Not Maru, a You Tube video first spotted on Cute Overload.

Robert

Another You Tube video on an entirely different subject.

Robert

Nekozushi

Robert

>65 Mr.Durick:

I'm partly appalled and partly rofling.

>65 Mr.Durick: bizarre, bizarre, bizarre...

I don't think anyone is actually eating them. They are just there.

Robert

Heehee! Cuteness made even cuter!

I couldn't do that around here - no perfect pink paws in my house.

No patient pink paws either! I would probably lose a finger in the process.

Black paw pads denote direct descent from Bastet, the cat goddess of Egypt.

71> Don't tell Jack that - he's already a royal pain at times.

Courtesy of the "Cats. Where they do not belong." blog on Tumblr:

That looks like exactly where a cat belongs. To the cat, at least. :-)

More Cappuccino Cats:

75> Who even thinks of these things? And why? Too cute to drink!

Bet we've all had moments like this:


Tilly & I have this 'disagreement' regularly :)

I bought Edgar his own book to "read". I start with his book then set it down and get my own book. When I get back he is lying on his book of course and I can read mine in peace.

Someone needs to do a Cat Logic picture like that vis-à-vis computers and computer keyboards. At the moment Nonny and I are having a dispute over whether she can lie on my keyboard.

Another terrifying incident involving fruit:

http://www.maryrobinettekowal.com/journal/video-cat-terrified-by-the-banana-peel...

Damn won't let-me-start-with-a link bug strikes again.

#81 - I gots one to match:

:)

Princess Poppy Tickletum watching her favourite TV programme, Miniscule.

>83 pinkozcat:
My sweetie watched the dog show with me last year.

We used to have a bird feeder set into a window. We ended up having to keep that room closed off unless we were in it.

From I Fucking Love Science on Facebook:



If Bill Nye bought a kitten.

Robert

This made me lol:

Robert

AHA! I thought that looked like a Kliban cat...

From my personal stock:



"We are not amused, dad."

93> Cuteness! Love the white whiskers.

These are some pictures I received in an email titled "Cats Are So Dramatic"

I particularily liked #3 - a new take of giving the bird. And #4 - I thought everyone knew 'Cats don't like water' but no one listens :-)

Oh, I love two and five. :)

I especially like four and five. :)

There's currently a post on the Ask a Manager blog about the heat wave. Someone linked to this in the comments:

Posted by Tim (You know, our Founder) today.

http://screen.yahoo.com/cats-scared-stuffed-bobcat-102901331.html

How many cats does Tim have???

I counted four in that video...

That is hilarious. They are so cautious and unsure... then suddenly there is stark terror.

I don't think they are his. I think someone pointed him to it 'cause of the "infamous" bobcat collection on LT.

??? Bobcat collection???

Liquid Cat versus Solid Cat

from The Poke including the caption

Robert

Oh, Robert. How perfect! *still laughing*

From Cute Overload

>109 Mr.Durick:
I like the shelves near the end of that post. (If only my cat would actually cat...)

Parsifal has discovered how to turn on my printer and this morning he turned it on and off so often that it spat the dummy and I had to reboot.

So Pinko, when he learns how to turn on the 'scanner', we can expect to see 'photo copies of kittie bums?"

Sorry - I keep the top down. But FYI - it is black and furry.

TMI :-)

#106 - LOL!!!

(Apparently, Gas Cat wouldn't remain in his cage...)

(109) Somewhere I have a picture of Java in a filing cabinet drawer...while he still had a cast on his broken front leg!

I'll try to find it...

Yes, how did the cat manage this?

For about a dozen years I had a cat named Mittens, the love of my life. He loved to nest on top of doors. Some doors had ready cat access; others he got to via me. He wasn't just comfortable there; he was pleased with himself.

Robert

Our half-Siamese, the late much lamented Cream, did the same thing. We called it playing VultureKitty, since she did a sort of stand up and hang over thing. Sometimes a bit creepy.

LOLOL! Love those!

I stole the 'aroma therapy' for redistribution... ;)

I keep wanting to click 'Like' on all of these.

Why Dear Sir/madam,

There is no need to 'click like' anywhere here. We do accept rational prose, expounding appreciation.
Possibly even a sentence or two explaining why you acclaimed the above missives.

More cat funnies.....except the alligator one (I couldn't resist posting it - too funny)

The gator has catatude:)

Do you have a link for the one with cats in boxes? That is so true!

129 - Here's the link for "how to catch a cat"

www.i-gag.com/the-manual-how-to-catch-a-cat

From The Poke:



Robert

#131 - Great! Good sized cat, too.

Mr.Durick those are priceless:)

>130 GerrysBookshelf:

Thanks for the link. I had to forward it to a bunch of cat lovers!

From The Poke

Robert

Yoga cats from the Guardian:



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That looks like an Egyptian statue.

A little kitty ditty in honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hfOA1s9-kc

LOL that's Cute BookLizard

 

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Robert

I've been absent from LT for a while - life gets in the way of online sometimes, lol... But so nice to come back & find some new kitty giggles in here, thankyou all for sharing :)

#119 - My Taji has recently discovered the tops of doors too! Funny how its taken him over 4 years to work out there's another good high spot for him, he is oh so lovely but not so bright, lol :)

#123 - I had to pinch that one to post in a FB group about cats & kittens :)

Robert

A Story:

Charlie was in the living room bouncing the big exercise ball on the floor – smack smack smack. I walked into the bedroom to pet Sandy who was lying in the middle of the bed. I walked right by him around to the far side of the bed, then I reached out and touched his back.

Judging from the speed of Sandy’s appearance on the other side of the bed, and the lack of scratch marks on the ceiling, he must have used that private worm hole cats have.

I tried to explain all of this to Charlie, showing him the deep impression of Sandy’s prone body on the far side of the bed, and the much deeper impressions of his paws where he landed. I had no proof that Sandy blamed it all on Charlie’s pajamas that were folded at the end of the bed because he used that 6” neck extension cats use when in telescope mode, but I did my best to mime it.

I don’t think Charlie was able to breath through the entire story. It’s funny how just jerking your thumb upwards can set cat people off.

How to assemble your cat:



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So I clicked on that, and I found this:



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Love the story 144!

145 through 47, keep them coming.

Thank you!

Oriental martial arts:



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Combine a squirrel and a dog and you get a cat funny —



— don't you?

Robert

There's no such thing as a justacat.

Robert

ROFL @Mr.Durick!

Video: Cats Stealing Dogs' Beds

Robert

<img src="https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1383578_592566947486933_1701674454_n.jpg"?

Strange, I tried to just link this cartoon from my HD. But I had to upload to my 'junk' file before it showed. I copied it from The NewYorker site. I hope it's OK for the occassional cartoon?

Guido.

This is good...

http://icanhas.cheezburger.com/share/55780097

It appears to be a guilty cat, fuzzi.

Robert

Guido LOL

fuzzi, Do you think he was after the scarf?
And you could tell by his back hair, that he was not happy to see the person with the camera.

I like how he dropped the scarf...caught red handed pawed!

 

Interesting map there!

I'd say hairball more than cat food - no offense to Tasmania.

Yep, that's more hairball than food. Again, no offense intended at Tasmania.

 

Cats do beauty sleep so well:)

 

 

::clapping::

cute

@#170

My Favorite Martian!!!

Merry Thanksgiving!



Robert

Do not watch this video if you cannot handle the vulgarities of You Tube commentary. If you can, however, it may be a work of genius and deserving of your attention. It is an enactment of the conversation of two or three people following the video of a fireman rescuing a kitten.

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2013/11/28/dramatic-readings-of-youtube-comments-part-2...

Robert

The mis-assembled IKEA cats list has a new entry.

Just found this on my TBR pile. Cat Haiku by Deborah Coates

The book is not 'real' Haiku (I still prefer Basho ) but I do like the illustrations.



The associated 'Haiku' is:

I lick your hand and
Watch you pretend to like it.
This amuses me.

#176 - Sometimes the directions are hard to follow.

A friend of mine found this on pinterest.
Made me laugh.

Don't elevate the kibble to keep Kitty out of it. They'll chow down anyway.

#179 Is that a violin case?

Looks like a mandolin case based on the shape.

182> Don't know for sure, it was just found by a friend on the internet.

Huffington Post put this video in cat comedy, so I guess I will too.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/05/dogs-terrified-of-walking-past-cats_n_4...

Some of these cats seem to be all business, but some of their gestures are the same ones a playful cat makes.

Robert

LOL! I love that video.

This morning, WAY early, I woke to find my dog's head leaning on the side of the bed next to me (she's not allowed on the bed). I told her to go lie down on her "bed", which is on the floor. She didn't immediately do as I told her, so I leaned over the edge to pat her bed...and then I saw the problem: Moonpie (one of the cats) was sitting in the middle of that huge dog bed. Poor Tirzah was afraid to assert her rights to her own bed!

Silly animals. :)

Hi Robert, #184, I see this every day wrt. my 2 cats. Max, approx. 7Kg. (7 yo.) wont approach Lizzy (18+ yo.) about 2.7 Kg. when he see her eating. He almost looks a bit abashed. As soon as she is finished, and I recon. she takes her time on purpose, he approached the food bowls. When allowed

Cat Burglars in Britain: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25154820

187, what a funny article. I loved that lady in the interview about her cat "He's not firing on all cylinders, to be honest"

Trouble assembling your new cat?



Robert

We've got a kitty who contorts herself like that.....

...Have I posted this one?

LOLOLOL!