Humor from both sides of the aisle (2)

In Case You Missed It. . . (brought over from previous thread)

Here I Thought It Was My Dog's Tail

https://www.foxnews.com/media/media-hail-the-bidens-for-being-affectionate-and-n...
Media hail the Bidens for being affectionate — but not the Trumps

LOL ~
This clueless dude (dud) doesn't know the difference between a mate and bought-and-paid-for arm candy who has most likely been cheated on a number of times. Kurtz left the brain he once possessed back at CNN.

https://www.nj.com/atlantic/2021/02/trump-plaza-implosion-in-atlantic-city-watch...
Trump Plaza implosion in Atlantic City

Great day for an implosion!
The actual take-down happens in the final few minutes of the video.

#3---a number of times is probably more like hundreds of times. Biden's not connected to Epstein either like both Donald and Melania. If anyone was more likely to be child eating pedophiles--sorry Qball's I'd put my money on the Trump's.

Ted Cruz, Famous Mocker of CA "Failed Energy Policies" on Twitter Flees Own TX's "Failed State" Power Outage

Texas State Government Says. . .
. . .you get what you vote for -- or against

https://lawandcrime.com/2020-election/sidney-powell-tells-judge-no-reasonable-pe...
Sidney Powell Tells Judge ‘No Reasonable Person’ Would Believe Her Dominion Conspiracy Theories Were ‘Statements of Fact’

Sidney Powell is now in a truth-shall-set-me-free mode. She is acknowledging that Trump's cult followers who believe him, his enablers, GOP reps and wingnut radio/TV hosts are stupid idiots!

What "The Odds Are Stacked Against You" Looks Like

FOX News hosts and guests are going berserk because the Biden administration has established a new news-making and news-giving format ~ a winning press conference/press briefing combo.

Republican Thoughts and Prayers

Rollicking RoJo, or Rat Bait Republican?

"G'pa Mitch, What Does 'Metastasize' Mean?"

Retirement Living for Florida Joisey Man

A New York (Daily News) Attitude

2031: Where Are They Now?

Nary a Republican Voted FOR It

But they're taking credit for it when they visit their constituents who be like. . .

Gentlemen, Light Your Torches!

Republicans' Most Eligible Bachelor -- 'Loves Kids!'

The Gladiator

https://twitter.com/zeszut/status/1395108940011167750/photo/1
"I am the chosen one"

(Feel free to post, Limelite.)

>25 margd: as per

Real Florida Panhandler

If Only: Rebel without a Cause

Semantics

Setting Tongues To Wagging

Jason Coupet (economist) @ProfessaJay | 10:32 PM · Jun 3, 2021 from Raleigh, NC:

To all the right wing people people who really really love America
that think professors are engaged in a collective communist plot,
allow me to share the topics from our last faculty meeting of left wing radicals:

- Vote on change of course number for statistics class. 20 minutes of unexpected debate about trivial change ensues. Agree to vote next month

- Please wear robes to graduation so the picture don’t look tacky

- No raises this year

- If anyone wants to teach summer courses see the department admin

- There are leftover burritos from the seminar in the PhD student lounge. Only veggie though.
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Nicholas A. Christakis (MD Yale) @NAChristakis | 8:57 AM · Jun 4, 2021:
When I die, I hope it occurs during a faculty meeting.
Because the transition will be so imperceptible.

Class(less) Portrait

(L to R) Row 1: Bill Barr, Michael Cohen, Lindsey Graham
Row 2: George P Bush, Mitch McConnell
Row 3: Tim Scott

What?!?! No 2020 Pulitzer for Best Political Cartoon?

What's wrong with this one?

Barr 1: "I'm the long arm of the law."
Barr 2: "And the short hand of Trump."

The Garbage Man

Happy Decadence Day, America!

The Sacramento Bee/McClatchy

Fascist Forward

Party of Lincoln? Not Even Party of Ike!

If the Thought of Going Hunting with This Guy Makes You Nervous. . .

Imagine how Matt Gaetz feels!

Thank You for Your Sacrifice

Gotta Love America's 'Cranky Ol' White Guy

At least he's not 'Cranky Orange Retired Florida Man'

D&D in DC

When you roll snake eyes

When Fools' Folly Stops Being Funny

>42 Limelite: Sorry, this is just annoying me. This is not D&D; the main classes in D&D are Fighter, Wizard, Cleric, Rogue, plus Bard, Druid, Monk, Sorcerer. Healer, Warrior, Specialist and Spy are not D&D classes.

>44 prosfilaes:
Lol! Spoken like a true dungeon master.

Note To Blue Dog Dems. . .

>47 Limelite: Love it!

Humanitarian MAGAlicans

>50 2wonderY: I LOVE people who believe in science! They're some of the wittiest people I know. Ya got me, I LOLed.

Spare Us Your Sanctimony, Senator!

Playing from the Same Playbook

The Good, the Bad, the Better, & the Ugly

What Republicans Offer America in the Next Two Elections

"I alone can fix it."

MORAL: There's Nothing Behind the GOP Curtain

Brittlestar @brittlestar | 2:02 PM · Sep 27, 2021:

WHY BOTHER VOTING??
0:53 ( https://twitter.com/brittlestar/status/1442550244936282112 )

Koch & Murdoch's Pet Puppy

Mitch McConnell, Nero of the Senate

Ya Wanna Trust the Country To the Trump Cult -- Again?

Miami Vice

Saw this notice in the rear window of a car and felt I must share it with you .. .. ..

I was a devoted Christian
Went to church every Sunday.
Then I saw a clip of Trump
waiving his Bible about.
Now I'm a devoted Atheist.

Where Right Wing Frat Boys & Their Mascot Go To Die

>18 Limelite: Great cartooooon.

I still vote #18 as the best in the world.

"If the Lord did not want them shorn, he would not have made them sheep" 😉

Tonight both the House and the Senate passed a measure to fund the federal government until February 18, 2022. The new legislation will prevent a government shutdown. The measure passed the House by a vote of 221 to 212 with only one Republican, Adam Kinzinger of Illinois, voting yes. “This government should be shut down,” Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) said. “You want to know why it should be shut down? Because the people in here. The people in here cannot control themselves.”

No Comment

My Choice for 2021 Cartoon of the Year

>68 Limelite: The "red tie" made me LOL, well done. 😊

>69 Novak:

The heads on pikes did it for me. 😊

Republican "Unintended Consequences"

New Year's Resolution -- 2022

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/watch-acosta-calls-trump-the-orange-headed-love-chil...
WATCH: Acosta Calls Trump the ‘Orange-Headed Love Child of Rupert Murdoch and David Duke’

Snake in the Grass

Rand Paul, Crown Prince of Covidiotland

From the LA Progressive Newsletter

Only. . .What Side of the Aisle History Are You On?

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/watch-bill-maher-says-democrats-should-put-barack-ob...
Bill Maher Says Democrats Should Put Barack Obama Back in White House — As ‘First Lady’

Biden’s low approval ratings show he is unable to generate the fervor of a Trump.

Maher’s solution? For Biden and Obama to get show divorces so they can “gay marry” each other and Obama could be Biden’s “new first lady”

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The video is a hoot!

That Side of History

Trumpists' Favorite Head of State Adopts RNC Version of Democracy

Putin and His Fellow Travelers Beat the Drum for a State of "Diss"-union

Preach, Brother!

The Hindentrump Disaster

Sen. Graham Wants To Take Out the Trash

What is he thinking?

No Words Needed

https://www.mediaite.com/tv/bill-maher-compares-tucker-carlson-to-gymnast-whats-...
Bill Maher Compares Tucker Carlson to Gymnast: What’s It Called When You ‘Blow Putin And Twist Yourself Up In Knots?’

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A picture is worth a thousand words ~ gymnast Alina Kabaeva, Russian President Vladimir Putin’s alleged lover is featured. The joke fits TC and his pro-Putin rants perfectly!

"Here's Mud in Yer Eye, Republicans"

Trumpty-Dumbpty fellow travelers in the same echo chamber.

Mankind's Orange Best Friends

Gaslight by the Gallon

Republicans Blame Biden for not controlling world price of oil after demanding he cut Russian imports. Well, DUH!

Clay Higgins (R-LA) word salad:

"You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky. You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets."

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/28/politics/clay-higgins-millennials-russia-tweet/in...

>89 2wonderY: "intercontinental ballistic tweet" I'd like to write on of those but I don't Twitter. What kind of a tweet defense system does it take to bring one of those down?

"Join Me in a Toast To Tucker"

Why Republicans Hate & Fear "Equal" Opportunity"

Some judges are more equal than others.

This Cartoon Is Not Funny Because It's True

Both Sides of the "Isle"

Trumpist's Elephantine Memory

New Disney Animated Movie: Coming to a Theater Near You!

Republican Wardrobe Fail

Getting ready for the J6 Committee's 8 public hearings in June.

J6 Public Hearing #1: The Chain of Evidence

"We will all hang together!" (Because they deserve it.)

Takes Orders, Serves Soul Food

Gives version of the whole truth under penalty of perjury.

Step Away from That Syringe!